the forbidden unix
@forbiddenunix.com
retired unix whisperer and hpc apprentice
“cmo” for @micheleclamp.com
manages @chromamagic.com
“cmo” for @micheleclamp.com
manages @chromamagic.com
The cats took over my other account so had to start a new one. Heh.
November 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The cats took over my other account so had to start a new one. Heh.
You two are hilarious. It’s better than coronation street. 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
You two are hilarious. It’s better than coronation street. 🤣
Company did not use the #ai to write the on box copy for a bread machine.
Absolutely not. Nope.
“All you knead — and more!”
🤣
Absolutely not. Nope.
“All you knead — and more!”
🤣
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Loaf at first sight.
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Loaf at first sight.
Any way you slice it.
This isn’t box copy, it’s art. 🤣
This isn’t box copy, it’s art. 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Any way you slice it.
This isn’t box copy, it’s art. 🤣
This isn’t box copy, it’s art. 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Not anything arm 7 either.
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Not anything arm 7 either.
As an expat Brit living in the USA, I’m in this comment, and fully approve.
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
As an expat Brit living in the USA, I’m in this comment, and fully approve.
How are you?
Not bad, but I’ve got this super itchy red rash in my groin, and I think it might be infected. Wanna see it?
(Works every time)
Not bad, but I’ve got this super itchy red rash in my groin, and I think it might be infected. Wanna see it?
(Works every time)
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
How are you?
Not bad, but I’ve got this super itchy red rash in my groin, and I think it might be infected. Wanna see it?
(Works every time)
Not bad, but I’ve got this super itchy red rash in my groin, and I think it might be infected. Wanna see it?
(Works every time)
Officially retired. As always, I will be bringing my long distance internet snark though.
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Officially retired. As always, I will be bringing my long distance internet snark though.
Not unless Mr Robert James Gronkowski shows up at SC25, probably not no.
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Not unless Mr Robert James Gronkowski shows up at SC25, probably not no.
As a research computing center director, I used to provide our customers with carefully crafted #hpc services that were designed to be like a beautiful Mac book pro…
Our users sent me email demanding this:
/cc @moorejh.bsky.social 🤣
Our users sent me email demanding this:
/cc @moorejh.bsky.social 🤣
OK, who owns one of these and wants to tell the tale
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
See also anyone who has ever supported research computing.
What we offer.
What researchers want.
What we offer.
What researchers want.
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
See also anyone who has ever supported research computing.
What we offer.
What researchers want.
What we offer.
What researchers want.
If you go start singing Johnny Cash it’s all over Bree. I don’t make the rules… 🤣
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
If you go start singing Johnny Cash it’s all over Bree. I don’t make the rules… 🤣
Advanced level SC status unlocked.
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Advanced level SC status unlocked.
Also all fun aside, how many years have we had to stand on our lawns sipping meths and waiting for any of this to be an actual viable product? I feel it all originally dates back to the Bush administration. At least.
Bush Senior.
Bush Senior.
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Also all fun aside, how many years have we had to stand on our lawns sipping meths and waiting for any of this to be an actual viable product? I feel it all originally dates back to the Bush administration. At least.
Bush Senior.
Bush Senior.
I can also stand out in my front yard, wearing off white and tight underpants, shouting at the neighbors while drinking and dribbling orange juice and methylated spirits on my vest at least 21x faster than any of my known competitors…
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I can also stand out in my front yard, wearing off white and tight underpants, shouting at the neighbors while drinking and dribbling orange juice and methylated spirits on my vest at least 21x faster than any of my known competitors…
See also Kenny Rogers Karaoke.
(That’s probably just me, I never know when to hold em, fold em, or to be honest when to walk away either).
(That’s probably just me, I never know when to hold em, fold em, or to be honest when to walk away either).
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
See also Kenny Rogers Karaoke.
(That’s probably just me, I never know when to hold em, fold em, or to be honest when to walk away either).
(That’s probably just me, I never know when to hold em, fold em, or to be honest when to walk away either).
Heh. It was all I could think about after reading that “safety note”. Ah. Good column inches of bluesky reverting to type.
Bodacious dude. Most excellent.
Bodacious dude. Most excellent.
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Heh. It was all I could think about after reading that “safety note”. Ah. Good column inches of bluesky reverting to type.
Bodacious dude. Most excellent.
Bodacious dude. Most excellent.