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Chris Theron
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Husband and Dad to amazing strong independent women - I stand with them: Not on my watch!
Teacher, Progressive, Nerd, and of course: Go Yanks!
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Do we wonder why white descendants of apartheid would be seen as assimilating very easily into the United States over other groups, or nah.
May 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Read this out loud to my wife, and she laughed and asked, "Is that The Onion?" What a world we live in where real life is more insane than fantasy.
March 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
On this #Caturday, my current surface area is already used up. You can't see the third waiting in the wings for space to open up. There are worse things I suppose.
March 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I am about to be 50 and I am just now taking note of the fact that "this" and "shit" are anagrams of each other, and ya know what? Makes perfect sense.
****Waves arms around wildly - looking at all THIS****
March 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I don't normally post #bird pictures but this guy caught my attention this morning. Cold, sunny day here in Southern New England this morning.
March 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER:
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February 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Best one yet.
If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.
February 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I would like to request a return to that other universe please. It wasn't perfect, but this one is just totally off the rails.
February 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Stop posting about it, get off your ass, and do something then!
Why are most of the Dems just talking in big generalities and not doing anything?
History is littered with democracies that lost their freedoms without seeming to notice while it was happening.

Let’s not become one of them.
February 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
One of my 6th grade students with the most beautiful little soul made this poster this morning to invite other students to join us at our next GSA meeting. It didn't even last the day. <SIGH>
January 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Serious Question:
At what point in the Aging Ungracefully Process do you move from "Ahh - it's just the normal aches and pains of getting older" to "Huh. Maybe I should get that looked at"?
January 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Hey teachers - if you have students who are absent this week and they happen to be new arrivals to the States - or perhaps children of immigrant families - please extend them some grace. Excuse assignments, offer support, show love.
January 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
There are 209 pictures in this listing. Only ONE did not make my brain and eyes want to scream - the inside of the sauna.
This is the most insane house I've ever seen, like Randyland and the Winchester mansion had a baby. At no point did I know what was coming in the next picture, nor could I guess the next line in the description. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
1201 Marble Way, Boca Raton, FL 33432 | MLS #RX-11035440 | Zillow
This 12709 square feet Single Family home has 12 bedrooms and 11 bathrooms. It is located at 1201 Marble Way, Boca Raton, FL.
www.zillow.com
January 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Orange Cat #Caturday!
Orange puffball sisters sleeping the day away.
January 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I could really do without this whole "have to limp around in pain for a while until it feels better" thing. It is pretty awful. This aging thing is a literal pain in my ass - and hips and knees and back.
January 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I know there is enough sodium in it to make a horse keel over - but something about good old Stove Top stuffing really speaks to me.
January 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
We all know this is happening out there. Every state every town every city. Even here in CT our local police sergeant was forced to resign because of connections with the Proud Boys. An inside look at just a part of the madness. Just crazy.
January 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Any other teachers out there go back to work this week and were like: "Whoa what in the actual hell am I doing here?" It was like a slap of reality.
a man in a brown sweater is standing in front of a desk in a room .
Alt: Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec TV show, wearing a brown sweater, is standing in front of a desk in a room. He looks at the camera, shakes his head, and asks "What the hell just happened?"
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Exactly as midnight hit we were in the middle of a thunderstorm with massive regionalized power surges occurring and. In New England, in the winter. I truly hope it is not an omen of things to come in 2025 - but the sense of dread is palpable.
January 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hey Teacher pals: If Juan Soto stays at his current average for number of at bats per year over the course of his new contract, he will make more money FOR EVERY SINGLE PLATE APPEARANCE for the next 15 years than you probably make in YEARLY SALARY.
I love baseball - but priorities people! Jeez.
December 9, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Yes! I've been saying this for days! The media hypes it up and it sells so they keep going with it. Our country is off the rails.
We shouldn’t accept that a CEO killer must get a national manhunt when cops don’t solve most murders at all. A migrant teenager was just murdered in NYC, cops just killed a guy here — the lives of these other people are worth just as much as that CEO.
December 9, 2024 at 1:20 AM
When you're a side sleeper and your cat curls up between your legs before you fall asleep. Do you move the cat, or do you suffer because ... cat? This should be the final question to every job interview - ever.
December 4, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Is it a red flag when you have the Sunday Scaries at noon? The 3 weeks between Thanksgiving and winter break are a Middle School teacher's nightmare. It's ok. We got this!
December 1, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Science. Yes.

That it - that's the skeet.
Something to watch this weekend -Cosmology 101 with @astrokatie.com & Perimeter Institute
#Cosmology- the study of the universe's evolution; the narrative of the creation of the smallest particles & atoms & unseen forces. It’s black holes & dark matter

#astrophysics

m.youtube.com/watch?v=gB6G...
Introducing: Cosmology 101 with Katie Mack
YouTube video by Perimeter Institute for Theoretical Physics
m.youtube.com
November 29, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 12:21 PM