Dems in dis X-ray

BRB gotta do an AI robot butler start up company

Oh no. So like Trump is from NY and while an absolute worst shit, his shtick is rooted in Borsht Belt and you can where it’s coming from. But JD is trying for like Blue Collar Comedy Tour it’s just fake he is a Yale Bulldog he just can’t pull this off

My 8 year old daughter read the story of the first Thanksgiving and asked me why the Pilgrims didn’t ask for REAL ID to confirm the Wampanoag weren’t illegals and when I said ”because the Pilgrims got woke” she cried

time for catturd3

Avril Lavigne working undercover for the Canadians

You walk in the middle of a street you might get hit by a Waymo

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the drunkest of them all

Chris Elliot was in both everybody loves Raymond and there’s something about Mary @svupodcast.bsky.social #EverybodyLovesMary

MTG minus CrossFit = Susan Collins = Cassidy = Murkowski = Tillis etc etc etc

Curb your felching

What is the opposite of getting dragged

Also this was parodied in an ep of law and order criminal intent

I thought Riley retired