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I'd like to inform NWA that my 2 year old thinks that the sirens in Fuck The Police are fire trucks
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I'd like to inform NWA that my 2 year old thinks that the sirens in Fuck The Police are fire trucks
I find there to be something slightly upsetting buying a second hand book that has clearly never been read. Original receipt still in the cover. Spine untouched.
Seconded only by the little notes people write on the title page for birthdays, Christmas etc.
I'm a sucker for a backstory.
Seconded only by the little notes people write on the title page for birthdays, Christmas etc.
I'm a sucker for a backstory.
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I find there to be something slightly upsetting buying a second hand book that has clearly never been read. Original receipt still in the cover. Spine untouched.
Seconded only by the little notes people write on the title page for birthdays, Christmas etc.
I'm a sucker for a backstory.
Seconded only by the little notes people write on the title page for birthdays, Christmas etc.
I'm a sucker for a backstory.
Me and husband are outside of an Opeth gig and the opening band finished, cue everyone walking past to the bar and I made the best joke I've made all year.
-Nudges husband- it's like watching your wardrobe walk past.
I'll be giggling about this one for weeks
-Nudges husband- it's like watching your wardrobe walk past.
I'll be giggling about this one for weeks
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Me and husband are outside of an Opeth gig and the opening band finished, cue everyone walking past to the bar and I made the best joke I've made all year.
-Nudges husband- it's like watching your wardrobe walk past.
I'll be giggling about this one for weeks
-Nudges husband- it's like watching your wardrobe walk past.
I'll be giggling about this one for weeks
In an unprecedented turn of events for all women-kind. I have come on a 5 night trip and only packed 5 pairs of underwear.
If anything goes wrong then so be it.
If anything goes wrong then so be it.
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 AM
In an unprecedented turn of events for all women-kind. I have come on a 5 night trip and only packed 5 pairs of underwear.
If anything goes wrong then so be it.
If anything goes wrong then so be it.
I wonder if it's medically significant that everything smells and tastes like blood 🤔
October 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I wonder if it's medically significant that everything smells and tastes like blood 🤔
I feel like a failure.
I can calm the kid.
I can get him to relax enough to go back to sleep after a bad dream.
I CANNOT transfer him from a cuddle to his cot.
I haven't been able to do this for so long. I'm relying on husband all the time. I'm such a failure.
I can calm the kid.
I can get him to relax enough to go back to sleep after a bad dream.
I CANNOT transfer him from a cuddle to his cot.
I haven't been able to do this for so long. I'm relying on husband all the time. I'm such a failure.
October 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I feel like a failure.
I can calm the kid.
I can get him to relax enough to go back to sleep after a bad dream.
I CANNOT transfer him from a cuddle to his cot.
I haven't been able to do this for so long. I'm relying on husband all the time. I'm such a failure.
I can calm the kid.
I can get him to relax enough to go back to sleep after a bad dream.
I CANNOT transfer him from a cuddle to his cot.
I haven't been able to do this for so long. I'm relying on husband all the time. I'm such a failure.
HELP! I got sick and was completely out of commission for 3 days and now my little boy has aged 20years! How do I reverse this?
October 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
HELP! I got sick and was completely out of commission for 3 days and now my little boy has aged 20years! How do I reverse this?
I'm at the stage of middle age that I have to check that my nipples are pointing in the same direction before I leave the house
October 20, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I'm at the stage of middle age that I have to check that my nipples are pointing in the same direction before I leave the house
I'm covered in this yellow stuff that's staining my skin from laying in the grass. Husband picked up a tree flower and said it's flower sap. Husband did not like it when I referred to it as "flap".
Sometimes I'm concerned that I married wrong person.
Sometimes I'm concerned that I married wrong person.
October 19, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I'm covered in this yellow stuff that's staining my skin from laying in the grass. Husband picked up a tree flower and said it's flower sap. Husband did not like it when I referred to it as "flap".
Sometimes I'm concerned that I married wrong person.
Sometimes I'm concerned that I married wrong person.
"Trophy for the hero of race!"
Fernando Alonso, my love 😂
Fernando Alonso, my love 😂
October 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"Trophy for the hero of race!"
Fernando Alonso, my love 😂
Fernando Alonso, my love 😂
No idea where I got this from, but it still slaps
September 22, 2025 at 7:38 AM
No idea where I got this from, but it still slaps
Years ago I bought a children's book from an art gallery because I loved the story and the artwork.
It's called Don't Worry Little Crab.
It's now my son's favourite book. 😍
It's called Don't Worry Little Crab.
It's now my son's favourite book. 😍
September 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Years ago I bought a children's book from an art gallery because I loved the story and the artwork.
It's called Don't Worry Little Crab.
It's now my son's favourite book. 😍
It's called Don't Worry Little Crab.
It's now my son's favourite book. 😍
Boss was off sick last week and she came in this morning recommending that I should "never get old." I said I'd try my best to die young and she was horrified at that response.
Like, ok, I'll take all my admin and logistic knowledge and whip up a cure for aging on the weekends.
Like, ok, I'll take all my admin and logistic knowledge and whip up a cure for aging on the weekends.
September 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Boss was off sick last week and she came in this morning recommending that I should "never get old." I said I'd try my best to die young and she was horrified at that response.
Like, ok, I'll take all my admin and logistic knowledge and whip up a cure for aging on the weekends.
Like, ok, I'll take all my admin and logistic knowledge and whip up a cure for aging on the weekends.
When I find myself in times of trouble, Taskmaster comes to me.
a man in a suit and glasses is sitting in a red chair and making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a suit and glasses is sitting in a red chair and making a funny face .
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September 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
When I find myself in times of trouble, Taskmaster comes to me.
Why does this snoot torment me so? She's too cute to wake up next to!
September 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Why does this snoot torment me so? She's too cute to wake up next to!
I got a leech on my back and knocked it off accidentally before it was done so now my back is dripping with blood and neither my child nor my dog will help me.
September 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I got a leech on my back and knocked it off accidentally before it was done so now my back is dripping with blood and neither my child nor my dog will help me.
If I ever start my own business, I am only going to hire women.
My experience today has just put the final nail in the coffin of my opinion of working in any capacity with men.
Fuck them bitches.
My experience today has just put the final nail in the coffin of my opinion of working in any capacity with men.
Fuck them bitches.
September 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
If I ever start my own business, I am only going to hire women.
My experience today has just put the final nail in the coffin of my opinion of working in any capacity with men.
Fuck them bitches.
My experience today has just put the final nail in the coffin of my opinion of working in any capacity with men.
Fuck them bitches.
I have a stupid Christian Ska song stuck in my head
two men are playing guitars in front of a pink wall
ALT: two men are playing guitars in front of a pink wall
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August 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I have a stupid Christian Ska song stuck in my head
If you were a bottle of hydrogen peroxide and I put you somewhere so my 2 year old couldn't get it, where would you be?
August 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
If you were a bottle of hydrogen peroxide and I put you somewhere so my 2 year old couldn't get it, where would you be?
For the first time since kiddo was about 5 months old I have actually worried myself to the point of throwing up.
Is it normal to catastrophize him being ill like this? Probably not.
I need to sleep.
Is it normal to catastrophize him being ill like this? Probably not.
I need to sleep.
August 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
For the first time since kiddo was about 5 months old I have actually worried myself to the point of throwing up.
Is it normal to catastrophize him being ill like this? Probably not.
I need to sleep.
Is it normal to catastrophize him being ill like this? Probably not.
I need to sleep.
Electric vehicles make it sound like car parks are now haunted by robotic ghosts.
They'll just be reversing going "ooooOoooooooOOoooo" 👻
They'll just be reversing going "ooooOoooooooOOoooo" 👻
a cartoon drawing of a ghost with wings and eyes
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a ghost with wings and eyes
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July 31, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Electric vehicles make it sound like car parks are now haunted by robotic ghosts.
They'll just be reversing going "ooooOoooooooOOoooo" 👻
They'll just be reversing going "ooooOoooooooOOoooo" 👻
In case anyone was wondering what living with a boy is like.
-Hey, what are these 4 screws on the counter for?
--I can't remember
-Cool, can I throw them away?
--But I might need them
-Ok, can you put them somewhere else?
--I might lose them
-They will live on the counter forever won't they?
-Hey, what are these 4 screws on the counter for?
--I can't remember
-Cool, can I throw them away?
--But I might need them
-Ok, can you put them somewhere else?
--I might lose them
-They will live on the counter forever won't they?
July 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
In case anyone was wondering what living with a boy is like.
-Hey, what are these 4 screws on the counter for?
--I can't remember
-Cool, can I throw them away?
--But I might need them
-Ok, can you put them somewhere else?
--I might lose them
-They will live on the counter forever won't they?
-Hey, what are these 4 screws on the counter for?
--I can't remember
-Cool, can I throw them away?
--But I might need them
-Ok, can you put them somewhere else?
--I might lose them
-They will live on the counter forever won't they?
Where the fuck are we racing this weekend?
July 25, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Where the fuck are we racing this weekend?
I think my favourite part of parenting is when the kid is throwing a tantrum and then gets out ice cubes which make him happy for a moment. After which he will scream and tell me he wants them "hot". Like that's something I can do.
July 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I think my favourite part of parenting is when the kid is throwing a tantrum and then gets out ice cubes which make him happy for a moment. After which he will scream and tell me he wants them "hot". Like that's something I can do.
On his way out of the door to go to daycare, my kid turned around and looked me dead in the eye and said "love you"
This is the first time he's ever said it to me.
I cried all the way to work 😭
This is the first time he's ever said it to me.
I cried all the way to work 😭
July 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
On his way out of the door to go to daycare, my kid turned around and looked me dead in the eye and said "love you"
This is the first time he's ever said it to me.
I cried all the way to work 😭
This is the first time he's ever said it to me.
I cried all the way to work 😭