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Flying Squid 🇺🇳🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
@flyingsquid.bsky.social
A squid that flies. Interested in comedy and archaeology, doesn't shy away from left-wing politics, recent American emigre to the UK. Occasionally says something funny, but people rarely notice.

Ally to the queer community, proud father of a lesbian teen.
There's a website called Second Hand Song that tells you everyone that's covered a song and has links to listen. I spend way too much time there. secondhandsongs.com
SecondHandSongs
Find out who performed the original version of a particular song, or who covered or sampled that song. Unlike many related sites, we try to be as complete as possible (not just p...
secondhandsongs.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:31 AM
"Stop playing with yourself!"
December 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The James Patterson Library to be exact.
December 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Do you think the jollity of the laughing doves offends the mourning doves, considering the seriousness of their situation?
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
There's only one solution.
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
"I don't know, apathetic bloody planet. I've no sympathy at all."
December 1, 2025 at 10:40 AM
"I hope she doesn't remember that I hit her in the head with that giant clown hammer."
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 AM
The first is Supertrump, but the second is Breakfast in America...
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It loses its collector's value if you take it off the chain, silly.
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"At least I assume he is, I'm across the street from the courthouse in a Wendy's."
November 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
That's nothing, I've got a MA Barker.
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Just had a thought on this- I am guessing it would have been expensive, but would richer people who did it use wool instead, considering wool's property to retain warmth even when wet?
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 AM
It's just a paper cut. What a drama queen.
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
You forgot the white savior part. It makes more sense if you think about it that way.
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I can't say I'm exactly shocked that the man who made a movie about the white savior of noble (blue) savages is friends with Elon.
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
What type of fabric were people lining tubs with?
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Sure, if you want to pay some astronomical amount, you can get a good sandwich at a good deli. I wouldn't call that the meal deal.
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I do find that reassuring, thank you.
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I practiced for many hours as a kid and still couldn't. But oh man did I want to.

I do love that he tells Sara that she can see her dreams if she does that with the ball. What a deal, Jareth! Can't imagine why she turned you down. Now stop perving on a teenager.
November 29, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I have an idea! Let's build more data centres so the AIs can tell us how to conserve water!
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I'm worried about a Tory-Reform coalition government. If we can avoid that and get rid of Labour, great.
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 AM