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Florence Wilder ✒️
@florencewilder.com
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🖋 Writer
🎥 Actor
🎮 Videogame designer
⚔️ Dungeon Master
Secretary and President-Elect at @queervox.bsky.social
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💜🎙️ Role Announcement 🎙️💜

You can hear me in Candy Claus as Puddingpop, a neurotic builder set on finding their lost dad!

Candy Claus is a full-cast audio comedy about Santa's bastard daughter solving hardboiled Christmas crimes on the North Pole.

Listen here: www.candyclauspodcast.com/listen
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A promotional poster for Candy Claus: Private Eye. A subtitle reads: "Season 2 out today!". A femme-presenting elf stands in the center in front of a bag of presents. Behind her, a femme investigator holds a candy-cane striped magnifying glass to her eye. In the back is Santa Claus, looking something equal parts suspicious and fed up.
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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10 games to know me

Good luck finding these / matching the amount of hours :D
Florence Wilder, in a blue-and-black-checkered shirt, bends down to pet a black cat in the forest. Around them are the box art of 10(ish) games, including (from top to bottom): Mega Man Battle Network 2 (and 5: Team Colonel), NieR (and Automata), Persona 3 FES, Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, Mega Man 64, Tales of Symphonia, The Nonary Games, Kirby Air Ride, Dark Souls II, and Phantasy Star Online Episode I & II.
October 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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It's giving:
A wrestler in a red-and-black wrestling mask (Strong Bad) wearing orange-tinted cool, cool glasses. A man in a green jumpsuit, turban, and fez (Coach Z) stands behind him near a table. A no-armed, red-shirt-with-a-white-stear-wearing weirdo in a propeller cap and those weird slitted shades (Homestar Runner) is behind the table. There is a white cake with pink frosting on the table. A black-and-white drawing of a dragon lacking consummate V's is on the back wall near a laptop labeled "Lappy 486". The subtitles read: "Are you here for Renaldo's retirement-in-two-weeks party too?"
October 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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A green road sign next to a street that reads "Kuykendahl Rd Next Signal". A nearby CIrcle K gas station is selling gasfor $2.25 (what a steal these days) and diesel for $2.23.
October 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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I think one of the biggest betrayals I've felt was finding out, after moving, that someone who I let stay with me took my Pokémon cards. Not just any, the first editions of the first set that I was gonna use to as an emergency fund.

It was a complete set.

I don't know if I'll get over it.
October 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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I know UAs are a thing, but I never expected this. #yugioh
A promotional image for a Yu-Gi-Ohx e football Collab Campaign on a royal blue background with yellow trim, featuring 10 days of rewards.
October 6, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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I feel particularly called out today. Kind of the kick in the butt I need though.
The tarot card of the Queen of Swords. A woman wearing a crown and olde dress stands atop a mountain holding a sword in her right hand. Beneath: The three words tied to this card are Complexity, Perceptive, and Clear-Mindedness. The affirmation: I accept that wisdom can come at an emotional cost. The explanation: a woman of immense complexity, sometimes considered cold-hearted, but also sharp of mind and will, independent, and possessing great powers of organization and analysis. A tarot card of VI - Justice. A set of old scales acts as the guard of a sword. Beneath: The three words tied to this card are Cause and Effect, Clarity, and Truth. The affirmation is: Everyone is accountable for their own actions. The explanation: Justice is fairness, truth, and the exercise of the law—and this is card of karmic retribution. What you get is a direct result of your actions. The tarot card of X - The Wheel. A wheel sits in the center with a pharaoh at the top and a devil at the bottom. An angel stands in the top left, a gryphon stands in the top right, a bull rears up in the bottom left, and a lion stands in the bottom right. Beneath: The three words tied to this card are Change, Cycles, and Inevitable Fate. The affirmation: Change is inevitable. To adapt and flow with that change is resilience.
October 6, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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MS-18E Kämpfer clearance sale really happening huh?
A blue mech (the MS-18E Kämpfer) from Gundam holding a 192mm ZUX-197 Jagdgewehr Shotgun while flying low to the ground.
September 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Attaching energy. Get well soon!
The Basic Grass Energy card from the Pokémon TCG, with a leaf on a green circle in the center. A Plains Basic Land from Magic: The Gathering. A wild, gray tornado tears through floating islands and stones. The trap card Rising Energy from the Yu-Gi-Oh TCG. A muscular man powers up by clenching his fists and raising his aura. Text: Discard 1 card, then target 1 face-uo monster on the field: that target gains 1500 ATK until the End Phase.
September 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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How dare you. How dare you read me to filth this early in the morning.
September 15, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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Jazzy a Spider Riders fan confirmed.
A woman in a pink dress welding a bow and arrow stands on top of a very large light-orange, mechanized spider
September 3, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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🚨SCAM ALERT🚨

Two scammers in one week?? So popular!

Don't give out your deets to people who just followed you and messaged you. Sus af.
August 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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🚨 SCAM ALERT 🚨

Love waking up to fraud.

If someone comes into your DMs complimenting you, rife with bad grammar, and promises you money for nothing: don't fall for it.

This is what's got the makings of Wire Fraud, specifically impersonating a vendor, which is a federal crime in 18 USC § 1343.
The account of "Brandi Winx", with a bio that reads: "self taught artist, mom,love to thrift,travel ,garden and enjoy little things I have ... Just a girl who copes with life through art Project open ..I'm not here to ask anyone for money", followed by some art they allegedly have made. A DM from Brandi Winx, reading: "Hello..You're absolutely stunning! I love your picture and if you would let me, can I use one of your pictures as a mural art. This is to test run for a client the final result won't be posted online and you will be paid and credited for it...!?
August 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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So excited to be giving a lecture on acting later today! Thanks to @suchavoice.com for having me for their SAV Talk this evening!
A slide from a presentation, with a pink, red, and blue watercolor background. The title reads: "It's Called Voice ACTING" by Florence Wilder. The logo for the company Such A Voice (in green, orange, and purple, with a black mic hanging above it) is in the bottom-right corner.
August 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Why would you attack me like this today omg staaaaaaaaahp

But for real, I should prolly do that.
The Queen of Pentacles, on a black background with gold accents, holding a pentacle in the left hand, surrounded by reeds and vines. The Affirmation: "I care for myself so that I may care for others." The Queen of Cups, on a black background with gold accents, as a mermaid holding a single cup, reating on the shore by the waves. The Affirmation: "I can bring others happiness without sacrificing my own."
August 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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It's cool, I got you covered so you can still be the hot slime mommy
August 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Depends on your definition of girlie
August 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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I mean, you've got both Riptide Pilferer and Shipwreck Looter? (both have crabs in the art)
August 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Hard Mode Quiz!

If you were a NON-LEGENDARY creature, which would you be?

The eyes. The hair. The dexterity. The vigilance. Literally me.
The card Topan Freeblade from Magic: The Gathering. A gorgeous woman with curly hair and blue eyes wielding a dagger and a sword. She is lightly armored but looks incredible (goals). Card Text: Topan Freeblade {1}{W} Creature — Human Soldier Vigilance (Attacking doesn’t cause this creature to tap.) Renown 1 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn’t renowned, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it becomes renowned.) “My scars are my sigils. I will wear them with pride long after you’re gone.” 2/2
August 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Good morning, you lovely people! 💜💜💜 Let's go kick some butt today!
A gray mortar and pestle with freshly-crushed coffee beans in the middle. A shot glass with the logo from Dark Souls 2 is on the edge of the bowl, and a blue tin for holding the coffee grounds is behind the mortar.
August 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Dang, maybe I should open up commissions... Anyone interested in a résumé revamp that passes ATS checks?
A résumé in the style of Persona 5's art. Features art of Florence Wilder, their contact information, work history, skills, and tool proficiencies.
August 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Hell yeah, it's a Queen of Wands day. Let's do this!
A tarot card of the Queen of Wands, using only gold as the color on a black background. She holds two large sticks: one sprouting branches, the other alight at the top. Two large sunflowers rise by her feet. Beneath, an explanation on the card's meaning via the Affirmation: "I inspire others through my passion and determination."
July 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I mean, yeah, it's all Nazi shit when it comes down to it. It's all a militaristic signal to the followers.
A picture of Adolf Hitler walking down a street. People on the side are heiling him while his own hand is saluting at a right angle with the palm facing forward.
July 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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I just finished The 5AM Club, and I say don't waste your time. This further cements that Self Help books are a capitalistic scam, in the guise of a farcical romp with flat characters.

Tl;dr-wake up earlier, work out, meditate, get shit you wanna do done, have meetings, then nature walks, and sleep.
The book: "The 5AM Club: own your morning, elevate your life" by Robin Sharma. The cover is white with a giant orange circle that surrounds "The 5AM Club", along with a shield, top hat, and heart at its lowest point. Ironically, reading this because I was already waking up at 5am and I want my time back.
July 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I'm shocked, shocked I say.
The results of a Jock-Nerd / Prep-Goth Test, where Florence Wilder scored 50.9% Goth, 41.8% Nerd, placing them in the LARP category.
July 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM