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Alan Smith
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Film fanatic | Preston North End, Lancaster City & Patriots | ❤️#gaming (PSN/XBL = flanderosa) | introverted #bookworm | Spittoon investigator and Eldritch Eradicator | He/Him/His
He won’t say how he’d fix it because he knows full well that the only way to solve the ‘doom loop’ would be to reverse his ‘greatest achievement’
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I’ve watched this about 7 or 8 times now and am in awe
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 AM
“Faulty? What’s wrong with him?!”
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
And we’ll be told “well that’s just how we play and we can’t change it…we’ve won playing like this before…got to to trust the system…blah…blah…blah”

This Test was there for the taking and you blew it lads, sorry
November 22, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Not one I’ve seen very often in the wild. How does it play? Guessing it’s a bit more arcade-y than Psygnosis/Bizarre Creations’ F1 game on PS1? It looks quite pretty from the shots on the back.

Also love how they made Ukyo Katayama quite prominent on the cover (in the number 3 Tyrrell)
November 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Is it like when Homer became Springfield sanitation commissioner?
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If you’re going to university and just using AI to write your essays I ask - what’s the point? You may as well just not bother and just mock up a fake degree certificate, print it out and frame it.

Call me a Luddite but I absolutely detest AI, and particularly detest the idea we have to embrace it
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Nothing wrong with adults reading kids books at all, always thought that
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
You keep Kevin Kilbane’s name out of your mouth!

Mind you, I will grant you, it’s not a great tactical switch…
November 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Whiniest fucker in the world. I know of toddlers with greater emotional intelligence. Hell, I know of carpets with greater emotional intelligence than that ‘man’
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Watch this bunch of charlatans row back on this cruel and stupid ‘policy’ within a week, but not until Labour have looked at it and thought ‘maybe there’s something in this…hmm’
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I see the stupidity going on in the US today (thinking Trump’s drivelling at McDonalds franchisees), think ‘thank god I’m not over there’ and then see this utter bullshit from a ‘Party’ that is, for some fucking reason, being taken seriously by people who should know better. I swear I’m going insane
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Shit as well as awful I see
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
She should care, it echoes the feelings of far far more people than the pig-headed idiot will ever care to admit. But I guess only Reform voters are the only ones that matter. Since when did we elect this lot to be as arrogant and ignorant as the shower of bastards we had for the last 14 years?
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
When you say date, do you mean ‘date’, or a ‘date for her next wedding’?
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
She did say she was gonna find him though, that must count for something?
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
They genuinely thought ‘voters want the evil policies of the Tories but done competently’, never realising it was those policies in the first place that were reason a lot of us wanted them gone. Their strategy is worse than flawed - it’s cruel, it’s evil and it’s suicidal.
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Apparently paid for by revenue raised from sales of her autobiography. She only wrote it so she could make and star in this ‘delight’. Goes without saying it’s poorly made and pretty dull but the ending had me in hysterics.
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 AM
My god, cretin’s too soft a word 😂
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
One of my proudest moments* was being blocked by the cretin, because I called him a, well, a cretin…

*not actually but was pretty good
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It’s that whole ‘childish wishlist’ (copyright Dominic ‘Fail Upwards’ Raab) nonsense again. When you ask the question - why? They just come back with ‘because I said so’ or ‘because that’s just the way it is’
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
“Octopus” is a great episode too. Always strikes me how low-key cool Chloe’s dad is in a geeky, slightly awkward way as well
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
That you can hear is the sound of screenwriters frantically re-writing the next Bond script
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Yay most definitely 👍
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM