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When you just want a normal slice of pie but you don't have a normal pie
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
When you just want a normal slice of pie but you don't have a normal pie
I ran into a tiny dog that looked like my big dog at the dog park.
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I ran into a tiny dog that looked like my big dog at the dog park.
I can tell when the delivery driver sees my dog by how far the package makes it into the yard.
October 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I can tell when the delivery driver sees my dog by how far the package makes it into the yard.
Things I eat*
*non ass addition
*non ass addition
October 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Things I eat*
*non ass addition
*non ass addition
Reclaiming my time*
*at lunch*
*at lunch*
October 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Reclaiming my time*
*at lunch*
*at lunch*
I went for a walk then went to work.
October 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I went for a walk then went to work.
You're going to need time off to recover.
I finished up the pay period with 118 hours. But at least i get Sundays off. I told my boss I need less hours.
I finished up the pay period with 118 hours. But at least i get Sundays off. I told my boss I need less hours.
October 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
You're going to need time off to recover.
I finished up the pay period with 118 hours. But at least i get Sundays off. I told my boss I need less hours.
I finished up the pay period with 118 hours. But at least i get Sundays off. I told my boss I need less hours.
7. A reminder of what's waiting at home
October 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
7. A reminder of what's waiting at home
For a dog that keeps a house mouse as a friend, he spends a lot of time looking for field mice
October 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
For a dog that keeps a house mouse as a friend, he spends a lot of time looking for field mice
Finally got home only to be attacked by this walmart bag.
September 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Finally got home only to be attacked by this walmart bag.
It even has some carrot ass
September 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It even has some carrot ass
I present to the class suggestive carrot legs
September 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I present to the class suggestive carrot legs
My last ditch effort to keep this countertop project alive.
September 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My last ditch effort to keep this countertop project alive.
And to think I almost had to work today
August 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
And to think I almost had to work today
Not sure what's going on in my neighborhood. But someone had to have brought the spike and the melon this morning
August 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Not sure what's going on in my neighborhood. But someone had to have brought the spike and the melon this morning
Strap your cans down
It's bear season
It's bear season
June 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Strap your cans down
It's bear season
It's bear season
We join these woods to be self evident.
It's a countertop day
It's a countertop day
April 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
We join these woods to be self evident.
It's a countertop day
It's a countertop day