One of my favorite setups from the photoshoots I did

Unfortunately, whenever I’m near a beach this is me

I have some great nudes but I think this is the hottest I ever looked

Justice for one of my favorite pics of me.
That I had to take down from Instagram
📸: @panchoassoluto.bsky.social

Twitter about to tumblr to its death

Me to both of them

Why does everything have to be like this

I love how they’re recycling everything from the random shit they used for the new sign to the whole idea of the app

From the genius mind that brought you this UI comes: X the App for everything.
Messaging, banking, and signing official documents all inside X (but you can only send money to Twixter Blue subscribers that have committed a hate crime)

[speaking to costumer support]
“Do you know who the fuck you’re talking to?!”