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The finest ursine this side of Irvine. Thirtysomething, bi and loving it. Writer, Freakazoid! S3. He / Him.
"I miss my Cohost, Tails."
"I miss my Cohost, Tails."
Dammit, I knew I forgot something.
Missed the MG Ball pre-order again. ;_;
Missed the MG Ball pre-order again. ;_;
![MG 1/100 THE GUNDAM BASE LIMITED BALL Ver.Ka [MECHANICAL CLEAR].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:d56pa5t7uvzokvwvzsho2ikc/bafkreih2tg3ozflql5eohbivtpvgrs7fhnxizbm6mkkglpkaq2umq2lkha@jpeg)
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Dammit, I knew I forgot something.
Missed the MG Ball pre-order again. ;_;
Missed the MG Ball pre-order again. ;_;
Anyone else ever think about how The Patriot did The Revolutionary War like a musou game?
December 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Anyone else ever think about how The Patriot did The Revolutionary War like a musou game?
Rene Fromage from Animalympics?
December 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Rene Fromage from Animalympics?
Watched the Defunctland on the Fall of Eastern Airlines and there's a clip from a documentary on the airline where a familiar voice asks, "What is the purpose of a corporation?"
It's a young Robert Reich!
It's a young Robert Reich!
December 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Watched the Defunctland on the Fall of Eastern Airlines and there's a clip from a documentary on the airline where a familiar voice asks, "What is the purpose of a corporation?"
It's a young Robert Reich!
It's a young Robert Reich!
Didn't know that Hitler's personal secretary had blackletter type-faces like Fraktur decreed as Jewish letters in 1941 and had actually hated blackletter type before the Normalschrifterlass urging their depreciation.
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Didn't know that Hitler's personal secretary had blackletter type-faces like Fraktur decreed as Jewish letters in 1941 and had actually hated blackletter type before the Normalschrifterlass urging their depreciation.
They processed his ass like SPAM.
December 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
They processed his ass like SPAM.
C'mon, Duo...
December 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
C'mon, Duo...
I got the Burger King Star-Berry Shortcake Pie and I didn't hate it. Tastes a ton like like those ice cream truck treats with the crumb coating. 🍓✨
December 6, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I got the Burger King Star-Berry Shortcake Pie and I didn't hate it. Tastes a ton like like those ice cream truck treats with the crumb coating. 🍓✨
I need everyone to look at the pre-war flag of Iceland, please.
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I need everyone to look at the pre-war flag of Iceland, please.
I thought I was so smart thinking of a Hamurai for the sequel to my Sengoku era funny animal campaign and then I remembered I was just borrowing Stan Sakai's Zato-Ino.
Which he borrowed from Zato-Ichi.
If this is anyone but Shimozawa, you're stealing my bit!
Which he borrowed from Zato-Ichi.
If this is anyone but Shimozawa, you're stealing my bit!
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I thought I was so smart thinking of a Hamurai for the sequel to my Sengoku era funny animal campaign and then I remembered I was just borrowing Stan Sakai's Zato-Ino.
Which he borrowed from Zato-Ichi.
If this is anyone but Shimozawa, you're stealing my bit!
Which he borrowed from Zato-Ichi.
If this is anyone but Shimozawa, you're stealing my bit!
Oh, it's in the notes included at the end of this issue!
December 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Oh, it's in the notes included at the end of this issue!
Chris Claremont did a lot of really good work on the X-Men.
And A LOT of horny work. Like introducing a xenomorph analogue that takes the body horror aspect and smushes it with transformation to make an alien species eager to use you as the basis for more of itself. #TMITuesday
And A LOT of horny work. Like introducing a xenomorph analogue that takes the body horror aspect and smushes it with transformation to make an alien species eager to use you as the basis for more of itself. #TMITuesday
December 3, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Chris Claremont did a lot of really good work on the X-Men.
And A LOT of horny work. Like introducing a xenomorph analogue that takes the body horror aspect and smushes it with transformation to make an alien species eager to use you as the basis for more of itself. #TMITuesday
And A LOT of horny work. Like introducing a xenomorph analogue that takes the body horror aspect and smushes it with transformation to make an alien species eager to use you as the basis for more of itself. #TMITuesday
"Tangible results. If you want to set an example, you have to start with yourself."
The pandabot was made to be the ideal companion for Tadano. Encouraging him in those goals. Coming to the understanding that the donkey's data suggested a need for improvement.
Art by LonBlueWolf. #TMITuesday ⚙️✨
The pandabot was made to be the ideal companion for Tadano. Encouraging him in those goals. Coming to the understanding that the donkey's data suggested a need for improvement.
Art by LonBlueWolf. #TMITuesday ⚙️✨
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"Tangible results. If you want to set an example, you have to start with yourself."
The pandabot was made to be the ideal companion for Tadano. Encouraging him in those goals. Coming to the understanding that the donkey's data suggested a need for improvement.
Art by LonBlueWolf. #TMITuesday ⚙️✨
The pandabot was made to be the ideal companion for Tadano. Encouraging him in those goals. Coming to the understanding that the donkey's data suggested a need for improvement.
Art by LonBlueWolf. #TMITuesday ⚙️✨
Despite everything
December 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Despite everything
Wait, they seriously brought back the Handwich?!
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Wait, they seriously brought back the Handwich?!
Learning that there are secret flavors of Dole Whip is incredibly dangerous new information. 🍦
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Learning that there are secret flavors of Dole Whip is incredibly dangerous new information. 🍦
Like the other ten people who watched The Irishman, sometimes I find myself craving a hunk of prosciutto bread with dipping wine. 🍞🍖🍷
www.npr.org/sections/the...
www.npr.org/sections/the...
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Like the other ten people who watched The Irishman, sometimes I find myself craving a hunk of prosciutto bread with dipping wine. 🍞🍖🍷
www.npr.org/sections/the...
www.npr.org/sections/the...
Getting your robot edibles from a dealer with a built-in Creepy Crawlers oven.
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Getting your robot edibles from a dealer with a built-in Creepy Crawlers oven.
Hopefully, the new postal service truck is a huge improvement on the ancient ones they've been driving.
https://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/a69542635/oshkosh-ngdv-mail-delivery-truck-drive/
https://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/a69542635/oshkosh-ngdv-mail-delivery-truck-drive/
November 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Hopefully, the new postal service truck is a huge improvement on the ancient ones they've been driving.
https://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/a69542635/oshkosh-ngdv-mail-delivery-truck-drive/
https://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/a69542635/oshkosh-ngdv-mail-delivery-truck-drive/
Pro-tip: this is the best brand of pumpkin pie and they clear them out a little cheaper after Thanksgiving if you haven't had enough. 🎃✨
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Pro-tip: this is the best brand of pumpkin pie and they clear them out a little cheaper after Thanksgiving if you haven't had enough. 🎃✨
Apologies to anyone who's got this family dynamic going at the Thanksgiving table. 🦃✨
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Apologies to anyone who's got this family dynamic going at the Thanksgiving table. 🦃✨
I know. T'was a joke!
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I know. T'was a joke!
[Aisha Clanclan noises]
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
[Aisha Clanclan noises]
If you see this, post an anime that you love.
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
If you see this, post an anime that you love.