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matt abbatacola needs to be stopped. a complete drain on society.
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
matt abbatacola needs to be stopped. a complete drain on society.
The Patriots had a 7 game stretch where they’ve faced Spencer Rattler, Cam Ward, Dillon Gabriel, Michael Penix, Baker Mayfield, Justin Fields, Joe Flacco.
I wonder if Patriots beat writers are trying to put an asterisk to their record like local bozos are trying to do here.
I wonder if Patriots beat writers are trying to put an asterisk to their record like local bozos are trying to do here.
that's great brad. now do bears injuries on the bears defense. no one hates the bears more than the losers that cover them.
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The Patriots had a 7 game stretch where they’ve faced Spencer Rattler, Cam Ward, Dillon Gabriel, Michael Penix, Baker Mayfield, Justin Fields, Joe Flacco.
I wonder if Patriots beat writers are trying to put an asterisk to their record like local bozos are trying to do here.
I wonder if Patriots beat writers are trying to put an asterisk to their record like local bozos are trying to do here.
So much local coverage of the Bears - when they’re winning - is overly critical and unlistenable. Here’s ten great minutes of a national crew telling you why it’s such an exciting time to be a Bears fan. And now, time for me to run through some more parked cars.
youtu.be/K1Z95qwJxAM
youtu.be/K1Z95qwJxAM
How Far Can the 8-3 Bears Go? | The NFL Today
YouTube video by NFL on CBS
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
So much local coverage of the Bears - when they’re winning - is overly critical and unlistenable. Here’s ten great minutes of a national crew telling you why it’s such an exciting time to be a Bears fan. And now, time for me to run through some more parked cars.
youtu.be/K1Z95qwJxAM
youtu.be/K1Z95qwJxAM
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“Cook brats, cook chops, their heat shouldn't be that hot
Keep your juices in the chops, keep your juices in the brats
Serve 'em on paper plates, 'tato salad and grape pop
…
Favorite actor Dennehy, favorite drink O'Doul's
Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls”
Keep your juices in the chops, keep your juices in the brats
Serve 'em on paper plates, 'tato salad and grape pop
…
Favorite actor Dennehy, favorite drink O'Doul's
Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls”
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“Cook brats, cook chops, their heat shouldn't be that hot
Keep your juices in the chops, keep your juices in the brats
Serve 'em on paper plates, 'tato salad and grape pop
…
Favorite actor Dennehy, favorite drink O'Doul's
Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls”
Keep your juices in the chops, keep your juices in the brats
Serve 'em on paper plates, 'tato salad and grape pop
…
Favorite actor Dennehy, favorite drink O'Doul's
Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls”
Why does every Hawks broadcast have a five minute segment where Darren Pang glazes some random roster doofus like Louis Crevier? Do other teams do this?
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Why does every Hawks broadcast have a five minute segment where Darren Pang glazes some random roster doofus like Louis Crevier? Do other teams do this?
Leprosy
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Leprosy
Pope is going to sit on this jersey while he watches this on VHS
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Pope is going to sit on this jersey while he watches this on VHS
Quoting an anonymous NFL coach breaking down Caleb’s play is wild considering the Bears head coach is also an NFL coach who knows the play calls and situations they were designed for. Oh, and he’s available after every game if you wanted to ask him about it.
In "Pick Six," @sandonfl.bsky.social puts the Bears' offensive performance into perspective
The Bears’ late TD produced the team’s best offensive game in 45 years
Yes, the Bengals have allowed 500 yards three times this season, but the Bears gained the most of any of Cincinnati's opponents.
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Quoting an anonymous NFL coach breaking down Caleb’s play is wild considering the Bears head coach is also an NFL coach who knows the play calls and situations they were designed for. Oh, and he’s available after every game if you wanted to ask him about it.
Accurate representation of my father and his brother exchanging gifts with each other every Christmas.
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Accurate representation of my father and his brother exchanging gifts with each other every Christmas.
America’s Favorite Segment setting up to be a banger next week.
October 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
America’s Favorite Segment setting up to be a banger next week.
The only podcast to ever ponder what John Wayne Gacy thought about Dave Wannstedt being the new head coach of the Bears (I assume) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Live From The Five Hole – God Owes Me Money
Podcast Episode · Faxes From Uncle Dale · 10/23/2025 · 1h 23m
podcasts.apple.com
October 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The only podcast to ever ponder what John Wayne Gacy thought about Dave Wannstedt being the new head coach of the Bears (I assume) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
DATS EXACLY RIGHT
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”
Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
October 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
DATS EXACLY RIGHT
Whats the weirdest thing about this for you? For me, it’s Charissa Thompson commending the manners of Jaxson Dart, a 22 year-old adult male, to his mother on live tv.
October 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Whats the weirdest thing about this for you? For me, it’s Charissa Thompson commending the manners of Jaxson Dart, a 22 year-old adult male, to his mother on live tv.
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sorry boss i cant stop thinking about trains on account of my huge, cut johnson
October 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
sorry boss i cant stop thinking about trains on account of my huge, cut johnson
According to @torqpenderloin.bsky.social, it’s the best episode we’ve ever done podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Live From The Five Hole – Smile Like You Mean It
Podcast Episode · Faxes From Uncle Dale · 10/02/2025 · 1h 31m
podcasts.apple.com
October 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
According to @torqpenderloin.bsky.social, it’s the best episode we’ve ever done podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
You know a team has a solid plan when an important defenseman gets hurt and his replacement is someone on a PTO who was available for any team all summer.
Blackhawks in practice
Burakovsky-Bedard-Donato
Bertuzzi-Nazar-Teräväinen
Slaggert-Dickinson-Mikheyev
Dach-Greene-Lafferty
Reiche rotating on 3rd & Moore on 4th. Foligno isn't practicing.
Grzelcyk-Rinzel
Kaiser-Levshunov
Allan-Murphy
Del Mastro-Crevier
Vlasic isn't practicing
Burakovsky-Bedard-Donato
Bertuzzi-Nazar-Teräväinen
Slaggert-Dickinson-Mikheyev
Dach-Greene-Lafferty
Reiche rotating on 3rd & Moore on 4th. Foligno isn't practicing.
Grzelcyk-Rinzel
Kaiser-Levshunov
Allan-Murphy
Del Mastro-Crevier
Vlasic isn't practicing
October 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You know a team has a solid plan when an important defenseman gets hurt and his replacement is someone on a PTO who was available for any team all summer.
Sam’s Prompts. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Live From The Five Hole – What We’ve Learned
Podcast Episode · Faxes From Uncle Dale · 09/25/2025 · 1h 16m
podcasts.apple.com
September 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Sam’s Prompts. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
The return of America’s Favorite Segment. Don’t worry everyone, the Blackhawks prospect who is also a quarterback is only one of the top 5% of high school QBs in America.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Live From The Five Hole – We’re In This Together
Podcast Episode · Faxes From Uncle Dale · 09/17/2025 · 1h 20m
podcasts.apple.com
September 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The return of America’s Favorite Segment. Don’t worry everyone, the Blackhawks prospect who is also a quarterback is only one of the top 5% of high school QBs in America.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
I’m covered in Bears shpilkus podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Live From The Five Hole – Black Lodge
Podcast Episode · Faxes From Uncle Dale · 09/10/2025 · 1h 4m
podcasts.apple.com
September 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I’m covered in Bears shpilkus podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Here we go again
a man in a space suit with the name tbs mario on his chest
ALT: a man in a space suit with the name tbs mario on his chest
media.tenor.com
September 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Here we go again
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(barfing so abruptly that it kinda bounces off the front of my face and flies everywhere like a dog) bear down
September 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
(barfing so abruptly that it kinda bounces off the front of my face and flies everywhere like a dog) bear down
Why do we care what the bears coaches from last year have to say about anything unless it is “I’m going to <redact> myself”?
September 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Why do we care what the bears coaches from last year have to say about anything unless it is “I’m going to <redact> myself”?
Its the best show of the year - not to be confused with the 2nd best show of the year, which is the same show but different. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Live From The Five Hole – This Could Be Love
Podcast Episode · Faxes From Uncle Dale · 09/03/2025 · 1h 14m
podcasts.apple.com
September 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Its the best show of the year - not to be confused with the 2nd best show of the year, which is the same show but different. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Ever notice that no one is ever happy with Bears preseason results - even when people get exactly what they ask for? We did and talked about it. Oh, and America’s Favorite Segment is out of the box temporarily podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Live From The Five Hole – Hey Jealousy
Podcast Episode · Faxes From Uncle Dale · 08/27/2025 · 1h 12m
podcasts.apple.com
August 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Ever notice that no one is ever happy with Bears preseason results - even when people get exactly what they ask for? We did and talked about it. Oh, and America’s Favorite Segment is out of the box temporarily podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
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