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Fes, the Christmas Tiefling 🎄
@fes4ever.bsky.social
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$4.29 here
Screenshot from the McDonald's app of a Sausage McMuffin with Egg that cost $4.29
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Fes-coded characters
Tamaki Amajiki from My Hero Academia Willow Park from The Owl House Tara Maclay from Buffy the Vampire Slayer Shikamaru Nara from the anime Naruto,
November 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character …wrong answers only.
Vex'ahlia from "The Legends Of Vox Machina" She is in the dark aiming with her bow drawn back with a flaming arrow.
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
Drawing of Vex, Jester, and Imogen, from Critical Role, standing next to each other. At the bottom right is small text that says @claredelune.art
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
4 panel comic Panel 1: A gray haired goth-looking girl is shouting "Warlock is the best charisma caster!" Panel 2: A blue haired girl with a bow says "No, Sorcerer is." Panel 3: they are both looking at each other intensely. Panel 4: Close up of them kissing.
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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You've just died.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.

I'm OK with this. I'm OK with this killing me.
3 images of Lara Croft and Wonder Woman. Image 1: Lara is leaning over her desk looking down towards Wonder Woman's feet. Wonder Woman ask "Lady Croft, can I help you with something" Lara "What? Oh no! I'm just trying to determine the height of your stilettos" Wonder Woman "I assure you I came unarmed" Lara "No, not stiletto daggers. I mean heels....aaand she is wearing flates. Marvelous!" Image 2: Lara is outside leaning on a stone railing looking out with Wonder Woman standing next to her leaning back against the railing looking towards Lara. Wonder Woman "It's a big manor... You live here alone?" Yeah well, I mean there is Winston." Wonder Woman "Winston?" Lara "My butler. He pretty much raised me. I guess if one of these days I end up running out of luck he'd be the only family left to miss me. Wonder Woman "... Unrelated question, really, but how do you feel about bats?" Lara "Hate them, why?" Wonder Woman "Oh. Nothing. You just reminded me of someone for a moment." Image 3: Wonder Woman is tightly holding the lasso of truth around her and Lara's waist as they kiss.
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
A skeleton giving two thumbs up with text at the bottom that says: stress but still "hahaha" in public.
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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A person with one of there arms outstretched is being obliterated by a purple burst of energy that leaves only a skeleton. Over the energy is text that says "When she smiles when she sees you"
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships
The Rocinante from the show The Expanse flying in space over mars. The Defiant from the show Deep Space 9 The Waverider from the show The Legends of Tomorrow The ship Lucy from the show Killjoys
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Lumiere, the candelabra with a human face from the animated Beauty and the Beast movie, as a speech bubble that makes it seem like he's saying the quoted skeet.
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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For those that need alt text
Screenshot of tweet by Andrew Tate @Cobratate that says "Let me make this loud and clear. If you're a straight man with a girlfriend in 2025, you're gay." Posted at 9:00 AM • 11/22/25 with 168k views, 722 comments, 219 retweets, 3k Likes and 135 bookmarks.
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Other, better books exist.
3 screenshots from the movie "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" where Indiana Jones tries to grab the holy grail. Image 1: Indiana Jones, who is labeled "People desperate to justify being harry potter fans", is hanging off a cliff, reaching desperatly for the grail, as his dad is holding his arm trying to pull him up. His dad calmly says "Indiana..." Image 2: Indiana, still hanging over the cliff, is facing towards his dad who is still holding his arm. Behind him where the holy grail should be is the first Harry Potter book. Image 2: Indiana's dad is looking down at him calmly saying "Let it go"
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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A six panel meme Panel 1: a blue person is on the left looking a a red button. A green person, labeled Team Rocket Member, is to the right og the bottom telling the blue person "Press this button and Giovanni goes to prison for being on the Epstein list" Panel 2: Blue has his fist over the button ready to press it. Team Rocket Member is holding their hand up saying "But Professor Oak will also go to prison for being on the Epstein list" Panel 3: Blue hit the button and it made a "bip!" sound as Team Rocket Member looks nervous and sweaty. Panel 4: Blue's fist is over the button and Team Rocket Member looks nervous and sweaty. Panel 5: Blue quickly hits the button four times as it makes the "Bip!" sound four times as Team Rocket Member looks nervous and sweaty. Panel 6: Blue is hitting the button rapidly as a nervous and sweaty Team Rocket Member tries to pull them away saying "DUDE! STOP!"
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
Close up of Omni Man, from the animated series Invincible, saying "That's the neat part, you don't"
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Wow, I assumed I'd get #tradlife

Close enough I guess.
nonmonogamy compass results chart, a square divided into into 4 parts. Top left is Biblical patriarch, top right is #tradelife, bottom left is Polycule slutcloud and bottom right is practical progressive. My result is on the "Polycule slutcloud" close to the bottom left corner. http://relationship-compass.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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The Signal
Movie poster for The Signal. Show Laurence Fishburne in a white hazmat suit with a line of people in the same hazmat suit standing behind him, one after the other. Over it is a light blue bar with text that says "Brenton Thwaites and Laurence Fishburne" and under that in bigger text says "The Signal"
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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if you're transgender you have to live
3 images from the movie Jojo Rabbit. Top left image: Rosie “You’re being challenged. They say you can’t live, that you won’t live. If that comes true, then they win.” Top right image: Elsa “They’ve been winning so far.” Bottom image: Rosie “They’ll never win. That’s the power you have. As long as there is someone somewhere alive, then they lose. They didn’t get you yesterday or today, then tomorrow is the same.... Hey, tomorrow must be the same.”
November 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame
Movie poster that says "Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame" at the top. Below is mysterious figure standing on a boat, surrounded by water and dragon statues.
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Introduce yourself with 4 robots
Fresh Cut Grass, from Critical Role Campaign 3, is an automaton with yellow metallic plating, except for blue plating on his left arm and right side, with four chestplate stripes that look like blades of grass and a tiny wheel insteadof legs. He had big blue to white eyes of different sizes. Close up of Data, played by Brent Spiner in Star Trek The Next Generation, in his starfleet uniform with his Sherlock pipe in his mouth. WALL-E, the trash compactor robot from the animated movie WALL-E, is waving. Gir, the robot from the animated series Invader Zim, is sitting on the couch, holding a TV remote with his tongue sticking out.
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Well yeah, if I'm selling my soul I'm getting more than just a d10 cantrip.
Picture of Gus Fring, played by Giancarlo Esposito in the shower Breaking Bad, in a suit and tie. He's adjusting his tie while he looks into the camera. The picture has text over it. The top text says "You made a pact with a magical being for epic powers" The middle text says "I made a pact with a magical being to become a pretty girl (the powers were just a bonus)" The bottom text says "We are not the same."
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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For best results remember to place them in feet first.
Picture of a yellow wood chipper. At the top it says "Pedophile correctional machine" The part you feed wood into says "Put them in here" the the part the wood dust comes out says "They come out better people here"
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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He was right though.

Pedos and their defenders should be fed into a wood chipper, feet first.
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Joined May '23 Wood chipper, feet first. Follow MEGYN KELLY (HOST): As for Epstein, I've said this before, but just as a reminder, I do know somebody very, very close to this case who is in a position to know virtually everything. Not everything, but virtually everything. And this person has told me from the start years and years ago that Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile. This is this person's view, who was there for a lot of this, but that he was into the barely legal type. Like, he liked 15-year-old girls. And I realized this is disgusting. I'm definitely not trying to make an excuse for this. I'm just giving you facts, that he wasn't into, like, 8-year-olds. But he liked the very young teen types that could pass for even younger than they were, but would look legal to a passerby. November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Picture of a small dog, that is different shades of brown except for under side of its neck and chest which is white, asleep on a couch. It's head is on my knee preventing it from falling off the edge of the seat.
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.
Screenshot from personality quiz results that shows a drawing of Halfling man dancing on a table, playing a guitar as other Halflings cheer him on. Below it says "Your results: Halfling" Then says "The comfort of home are the goals of most Halflings' lives: a place to settle in peace and quiet, far from marauding monsters and clashing armies."
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Found the DFDS employee responsible.
Tyler Durden, played by Brad Pitt in the movie Fight Club, is sitting while wearing a dark fur coat with an orange mesh shirt.
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM