๑ﭥ felix's skeleton suspended in pink paraffin wax; eyeballs out
@felixforrester.bsky.social
MPLS; They/them; 36; OSDD
🐍Human-shaped
💙Living absurdist
🏮73 Shades of Vermilion Smiles
🗨 Future founder of The Blank Page
🐍Human-shaped
💙Living absurdist
🏮73 Shades of Vermilion Smiles
🗨 Future founder of The Blank Page
at first you want to believe instinctively its 100% a bit but eventually the realization sets in
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
at first you want to believe instinctively its 100% a bit but eventually the realization sets in
the dude commands tangible sincerity like few bone bags can
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
the dude commands tangible sincerity like few bone bags can
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He is one of the few people of such towering moral character I’d legit trust him with dictator power to untangle our current mess.
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
He is one of the few people of such towering moral character I’d legit trust him with dictator power to untangle our current mess.
i hate being reminded of colberts "putins cock holster" bit but here we are
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
i hate being reminded of colberts "putins cock holster" bit but here we are
my response to that "most woke take" quote post making the rounds today
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
my response to that "most woke take" quote post making the rounds today
can you people please, just once, *not* be huge fucking cunts
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
can you people please, just once, *not* be huge fucking cunts
~"I don't mind, stealin' bread, from the mouths of decadeeeennncceee"~
*does the fortnight dance*
*does the fortnight dance*
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
~"I don't mind, stealin' bread, from the mouths of decadeeeennncceee"~
*does the fortnight dance*
*does the fortnight dance*
ah reckon this is how you get right-proper tarred and feathered around these parts
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
ah reckon this is how you get right-proper tarred and feathered around these parts
Fuckin' right? I turn 37 in a few weeks and didn't need this highly unpleasant reminder.
*Not like this.*
*Not like this.*
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Fuckin' right? I turn 37 in a few weeks and didn't need this highly unpleasant reminder.
*Not like this.*
*Not like this.*
"I'm really frustrated people noticed that I sucked at my job to the point it looks suspiciously like complicity in covering up The Pedo Ring- anyways, subscribe to me at my new job!"
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"I'm really frustrated people noticed that I sucked at my job to the point it looks suspiciously like complicity in covering up The Pedo Ring- anyways, subscribe to me at my new job!"
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any talentless cishet white guy with a nazi tattoo will be swamped with the kind of desperate projection of ignorance of nazi shit that Kanye had to work his whole damn life being a musical genius to attain
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
in that ridiculous pod save interview there's a part where he's like "NOBODY IN 18 YEARS OF GOING TO THE BEACH AND WORKING OUT HAS ANYONE EVER CALLED ME A NAZI"
yeah dude it's because you look like a nazi and are built like a refrigerator. of course no stranger is going to go up to you and
yeah dude it's because you look like a nazi and are built like a refrigerator. of course no stranger is going to go up to you and
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM