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@felixforrester.bsky.social
MPLS; They/them; 36; OSDD
🐍Human-shaped
💙Living absurdist
🏮73 Shades of Vermilion Smiles
🗨 Future founder of The Blank Page
🐍Human-shaped
💙Living absurdist
🏮73 Shades of Vermilion Smiles
🗨 Future founder of The Blank Page
Pinned
the maddening cruelty of sitting in your chair and feeling the pneumatic tube holding it up failing at 1mm a minute until you're basically sitting on the fucking floor.
WHO EVER NEEDS TO LOWER THE HEIGHT OF THEIR CHAIR TO FISHER-PRICE PLAYHOUSE CHAIR HEIGHT WHY THE FUCK IS THIS LIFE
WHO EVER NEEDS TO LOWER THE HEIGHT OF THEIR CHAIR TO FISHER-PRICE PLAYHOUSE CHAIR HEIGHT WHY THE FUCK IS THIS LIFE
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chester sat alone, staring out the window of the second rate coffee shop pondering his life choices and where it all went wrong.
the nights spent out with the feral tabby?
the days spent sleeping in strange boxes?
the kit-cat club is even tiresome now.
tired of kibbles.
tired of everything.
the nights spent out with the feral tabby?
the days spent sleeping in strange boxes?
the kit-cat club is even tiresome now.
tired of kibbles.
tired of everything.
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
chester sat alone, staring out the window of the second rate coffee shop pondering his life choices and where it all went wrong.
the nights spent out with the feral tabby?
the days spent sleeping in strange boxes?
the kit-cat club is even tiresome now.
tired of kibbles.
tired of everything.
the nights spent out with the feral tabby?
the days spent sleeping in strange boxes?
the kit-cat club is even tiresome now.
tired of kibbles.
tired of everything.
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Thinking about how one of the first Epstein victims was trans and got relentlessly mocked in the media when she spoke up www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/07/when...
When a trans woman first accused Jeffrey Epstein of rape, the media mocked her - LGBTQ Nation
The New York Post called her a "man" and a "gender-bend shocker."
www.lgbtqnation.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Thinking about how one of the first Epstein victims was trans and got relentlessly mocked in the media when she spoke up www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/07/when...
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I'll be making a new post soon as this one is stagnating! Please continue to support and share this! Any amount helps a disabled Black Trans person survive!
Hi folks, I’m a Black trans artist raising $350 for an art vending setup (table, chair, display, & fees). I’m disabled w/ diabetes + CPTSD, and creating helps me survive.
I’m at $160/$350 and if 10 folks match $19, I’ll reach my goal!
PayPal.me/talyai�
Venmo: @irl_punch�
CashApp: $atthezoo9#mama
I’m at $160/$350 and if 10 folks match $19, I’ll reach my goal!
PayPal.me/talyai�
Venmo: @irl_punch�
CashApp: $atthezoo9#mama
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I'll be making a new post soon as this one is stagnating! Please continue to support and share this! Any amount helps a disabled Black Trans person survive!
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This weekend I stumbled upon a classic car show. I was blown away by this paint job that fully transitions from maroon to yellow as the light changes
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This weekend I stumbled upon a classic car show. I was blown away by this paint job that fully transitions from maroon to yellow as the light changes
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Graham Platner is running for US Senate as a progressive Democrat. He also had a Nazi tattoo for 18 years. Is he a Nazi? Is he a government plant? Or is he just a shady, lying little PR disaster who will only damage the Palestinian cause? skepchick.org/2025/11/grah...
Graham Platner is an Embarrassing Liar
Last month, I talked about “cointelpro,” the secret US government plan to infiltrate leftist groups in order to discredit and disrupt them. I specifically brought it up in reference to the Trump ad…
skepchick.org
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Graham Platner is running for US Senate as a progressive Democrat. He also had a Nazi tattoo for 18 years. Is he a Nazi? Is he a government plant? Or is he just a shady, lying little PR disaster who will only damage the Palestinian cause? skepchick.org/2025/11/grah...
y'all martha's still on the warpath you best get out the way
This isn't politics anymore. This is morality, and the dismantling of the Patriarchy....these nasty, disgusting men, AND the tratiorist women who support and defend them must be exposed and removed from public discourse for the safety of all of the women and children of the world.
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
y'all martha's still on the warpath you best get out the way
trump supporters clutching pearls at him saying america has no talented people don't understand that in his head, he's not "The President of the United States of America", he's "King of The Most Important Big Place".
he's not a nationalist, he's solipsism incarnate, the obvious end of capitalism.
he's not a nationalist, he's solipsism incarnate, the obvious end of capitalism.
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
trump supporters clutching pearls at him saying america has no talented people don't understand that in his head, he's not "The President of the United States of America", he's "King of The Most Important Big Place".
he's not a nationalist, he's solipsism incarnate, the obvious end of capitalism.
he's not a nationalist, he's solipsism incarnate, the obvious end of capitalism.
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working at the nyt
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
working at the nyt
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One of the striking things in Epstein's emails is how fucking inarticulate he is, and how *every other billionaire is just as bad at communicating*.
They're the exact textual equivalents of any interview with Altman or Musk or Thiel etc just fucking babbling incoherent word salad.
They're the exact textual equivalents of any interview with Altman or Musk or Thiel etc just fucking babbling incoherent word salad.
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
One of the striking things in Epstein's emails is how fucking inarticulate he is, and how *every other billionaire is just as bad at communicating*.
They're the exact textual equivalents of any interview with Altman or Musk or Thiel etc just fucking babbling incoherent word salad.
They're the exact textual equivalents of any interview with Altman or Musk or Thiel etc just fucking babbling incoherent word salad.
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today is wallace shawn
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
today is wallace shawn
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TIL that somebody made an entire album of Spanish-language covers/reinterpretations of every song on Neutral Milk Hotel's IN THE AEROPLANE OVER THE SEA
And it fuckin' ROCKS
And it fuckin' ROCKS
El Avíon Sobre El Mar - YouTube
youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
TIL that somebody made an entire album of Spanish-language covers/reinterpretations of every song on Neutral Milk Hotel's IN THE AEROPLANE OVER THE SEA
And it fuckin' ROCKS
And it fuckin' ROCKS
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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At what point does the New York Times get charged as organizationally conspiring to abet human trafficking of minors.
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
At what point does the New York Times get charged as organizationally conspiring to abet human trafficking of minors.
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You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires
James Van Der Beek Auctioning Off Dawson’s Creek Items Amid Cancer Journey
James Van Der Beek has put several Dawson’s Creek and Varsity Blues items up for auction as he continues to battle stage 3 colon cancer.
www.eonline.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires
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Just picturing Valve calmly reaching over the dining table, barehanded, to eat off Sony and Microsoft's plates by the fistful, never once breaking eye contact
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
Steam Hardware Announcement
YouTube video by Valve
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Just picturing Valve calmly reaching over the dining table, barehanded, to eat off Sony and Microsoft's plates by the fistful, never once breaking eye contact
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
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happy lunchtime to those who celebrate. beef on weck, dipped in jus
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
happy lunchtime to those who celebrate. beef on weck, dipped in jus
for the better part of two decades, i thought batman was saying "hockey pants"
he was saying "hockey pads"
christian bale's bat voice was so silly it gaslit my brain into thinking "hockey pants" were a thing
he was saying "hockey pads"
christian bale's bat voice was so silly it gaslit my brain into thinking "hockey pants" were a thing
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
for the better part of two decades, i thought batman was saying "hockey pants"
he was saying "hockey pads"
christian bale's bat voice was so silly it gaslit my brain into thinking "hockey pants" were a thing
he was saying "hockey pads"
christian bale's bat voice was so silly it gaslit my brain into thinking "hockey pants" were a thing
I love that we're burning forests to the ground so we can turn the motion smoothing setting on your parents tv into a real boy
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I love that we're burning forests to the ground so we can turn the motion smoothing setting on your parents tv into a real boy
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Sophia will not be denied
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Sophia will not be denied
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Every regulation written in blood
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Every regulation written in blood
"This is the motorcycle Metroid would drive"
Y'know what the series lauded for its tight platforming, granular world design and claustrophobic atmosphere needed? OPEN WORLD MOTORBIKE WOOO METROID: BREATH OF THE FART LET'S GOOOO DO A FLIP, METROID-MAN!!
Y'know what the series lauded for its tight platforming, granular world design and claustrophobic atmosphere needed? OPEN WORLD MOTORBIKE WOOO METROID: BREATH OF THE FART LET'S GOOOO DO A FLIP, METROID-MAN!!
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"This is the motorcycle Metroid would drive"
Y'know what the series lauded for its tight platforming, granular world design and claustrophobic atmosphere needed? OPEN WORLD MOTORBIKE WOOO METROID: BREATH OF THE FART LET'S GOOOO DO A FLIP, METROID-MAN!!
Y'know what the series lauded for its tight platforming, granular world design and claustrophobic atmosphere needed? OPEN WORLD MOTORBIKE WOOO METROID: BREATH OF THE FART LET'S GOOOO DO A FLIP, METROID-MAN!!
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He was skedaddling with this snail in his mouth
November 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
He was skedaddling with this snail in his mouth