Swerve( TFA)
@favcyberbartender.bsky.social
Your favorite underground Cybertronian bartender, ready to bring flavor to you're mouth
You can count on me for being your supplier. Just tell me when and where to ship my supplies off too.
Unless someone's going to come and grab them. I will need a name and a description just to make sure its that bot you send. But either way I am so down for helping you and your bar out.
Unless someone's going to come and grab them. I will need a name and a description just to make sure its that bot you send. But either way I am so down for helping you and your bar out.
December 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You can count on me for being your supplier. Just tell me when and where to ship my supplies off too.
Unless someone's going to come and grab them. I will need a name and a description just to make sure its that bot you send. But either way I am so down for helping you and your bar out.
Unless someone's going to come and grab them. I will need a name and a description just to make sure its that bot you send. But either way I am so down for helping you and your bar out.
That's good to know you got friendly with the locals.
As for your other idea count me in, or sign me up, what ever you want me to say I am already down for your plan.
As for your other idea count me in, or sign me up, what ever you want me to say I am already down for your plan.
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
That's good to know you got friendly with the locals.
As for your other idea count me in, or sign me up, what ever you want me to say I am already down for your plan.
As for your other idea count me in, or sign me up, what ever you want me to say I am already down for your plan.
Woah for real!! That's so cool, I'm glad that you are there and get to experiences an organic planet, a real one.
And ya I still got my bar, still got it running smoothly. What's the proposal idea?
And ya I still got my bar, still got it running smoothly. What's the proposal idea?
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Woah for real!! That's so cool, I'm glad that you are there and get to experiences an organic planet, a real one.
And ya I still got my bar, still got it running smoothly. What's the proposal idea?
And ya I still got my bar, still got it running smoothly. What's the proposal idea?
Swerve was just starting his nightly shift when he got the call from Blaster. a bit surprised he opened it up.
"Blaster? Blaster is that you? Hi, hay, hows it's it going? it's been... a while since I last saw you. How have you been? Ya i got a minute."
"Blaster? Blaster is that you? Hi, hay, hows it's it going? it's been... a while since I last saw you. How have you been? Ya i got a minute."
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Swerve was just starting his nightly shift when he got the call from Blaster. a bit surprised he opened it up.
"Blaster? Blaster is that you? Hi, hay, hows it's it going? it's been... a while since I last saw you. How have you been? Ya i got a minute."
"Blaster? Blaster is that you? Hi, hay, hows it's it going? it's been... a while since I last saw you. How have you been? Ya i got a minute."
Swerve waved the other away. His nerves leaving along with the science bot. He was just glad he kept his cool talking to Perceptor.
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November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Swerve waved the other away. His nerves leaving along with the science bot. He was just glad he kept his cool talking to Perceptor.
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"Well in my professional opinion communication is key, It will be hard, but talking about how you feel will most likely result in a more harmonious interaction in future talks."
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"Well in my professional opinion communication is key, It will be hard, but talking about how you feel will most likely result in a more harmonious interaction in future talks."
"Alright. Ask me, and I can tell you what I can." He said putting on his best cheerful face, and grabbed a glass to clean to keep his body moving and try to be less anxiety ridden.
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
"Alright. Ask me, and I can tell you what I can." He said putting on his best cheerful face, and grabbed a glass to clean to keep his body moving and try to be less anxiety ridden.
"Is there anything else I can get for you while you are here?" He asked but was was mostly trying to keep himself calm and hoped Perceptor would say no and walk out of his bar.
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
"Is there anything else I can get for you while you are here?" He asked but was was mostly trying to keep himself calm and hoped Perceptor would say no and walk out of his bar.
"Yes. The strongest engex I have is in those drink. If you are drinking it just be careful. It can frag you up badly if you try and drown it all at once."
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
"Yes. The strongest engex I have is in those drink. If you are drinking it just be careful. It can frag you up badly if you try and drown it all at once."
Again no problem Perceptor Sir. I am.. happy to help.
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Again no problem Perceptor Sir. I am.. happy to help.
last few bits of engex the drinks before he covered the tops with seals to keep them fresh and awaited for those to come and pick up the order.
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
last few bits of engex the drinks before he covered the tops with seals to keep them fresh and awaited for those to come and pick up the order.
Thank you Perceptor sir, truly.
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Thank you Perceptor sir, truly.
Of course. I shall have it ready in just a few minutes sir.
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Of course. I shall have it ready in just a few minutes sir.
I... Of course Sir? Where would you like them delivered. Or will someone be sent to pick it up??
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I... Of course Sir? Where would you like them delivered. Or will someone be sent to pick it up??
Preceptor sir, uhhhh, who's asking?
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Preceptor sir, uhhhh, who's asking?
Slag. Sorry to hear what you've been having to go trough with V.
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Slag. Sorry to hear what you've been having to go trough with V.
Can't wait to see you as well!!
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Can't wait to see you as well!!
Then i will start trying to find a way harder and faster. Don't you worry about not having possibly bland enjex for much longer.
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Then i will start trying to find a way harder and faster. Don't you worry about not having possibly bland enjex for much longer.
Beats me. But really that shouldn't be something we should fully worry about. Ya the drama and the mystery is fun but really us civilians shouldn't fully worry about something that the Elite guard should be on.
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Beats me. But really that shouldn't be something we should fully worry about. Ya the drama and the mystery is fun but really us civilians shouldn't fully worry about something that the Elite guard should be on.
Well Scrap then. I will have to try harder to figure out how to bring myself to earth or bring my drinks there so you all can still have a taste of home.
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Well Scrap then. I will have to try harder to figure out how to bring myself to earth or bring my drinks there so you all can still have a taste of home.
Oh Cybertrons been just great. Well as good as it can be with Sentinel Magnus. But that guy is really trying so I don't blame him for any pressure he's probably put under right now being the new Magnus and all.
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Oh Cybertrons been just great. Well as good as it can be with Sentinel Magnus. But that guy is really trying so I don't blame him for any pressure he's probably put under right now being the new Magnus and all.
I see. Well it is still nice to meet a human.
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I see. Well it is still nice to meet a human.
Hey hey Powerglide, It'd been a while hasn't it? And I'm doing pretty good, business as usual being crazy.
November 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Hey hey Powerglide, It'd been a while hasn't it? And I'm doing pretty good, business as usual being crazy.
I am THE Bartender of Cybertron. Are you also a bartender? A human bartender? Oh by the way my name is Swerve, It's nice to meet you as well V.
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I am THE Bartender of Cybertron. Are you also a bartender? A human bartender? Oh by the way my name is Swerve, It's nice to meet you as well V.