I look forward to these stories every year and this one is my favorite ❤️ if Alba has no stans left then I am gone from this world

Buy a house 🏡

God knew when I was a child that if I could read books while traveling in a vehicle I would have been too powerful

Not literally throwing up, but like… I did try reading the first 2 sentences when I was in the car (passenger) and it was a close call 🤢

Sobbing crying throwing up

Oh you betcha

I’m barking like a dog

My Christmas reads every year are Dickens’s A Christmas Carol, and a collection of short stories by Truman Capote including “A Christmas Memory”

Honestly that’s the main reason I haven’t deleted Twitter, I NEED to be there when this happens

Oh I hope you’re ready for my unhinged flailing once again. We’re just getting started 😎

Such a good show 🥲

Omg I am SLACKING wtf

Still haven’t seen it tbh but lmk if you write a fic about it bc we both know I’d be down to read it 🫶🏻

A year ago I would have been OBSESSED with this, now there is exactly a 0% chance I will be trying it at all… Like how easy would it have been to simply not embrace racism & union-busting? But no they continue to completely fumble their entire customer base while resorting to gimmicks to chase sales

wtf is wrong with people