Fandango
@fandangoo.bsky.social
He/Him. 30. Actual pretend cat. Writer. Iowan 🌽
I cook, enjoy The Sports, and do accounting nonsense for a living.
🔞 For both our sakes
Suit: primalrootscrafts Pics: Demicoeur, Katnay
I cook, enjoy The Sports, and do accounting nonsense for a living.
🔞 For both our sakes
Suit: primalrootscrafts Pics: Demicoeur, Katnay
2018 Me: "Woah! You're from the future!"
Me: "Don't do it."
2018 Me: "Wha?"
Me (Crying): "Put the stylus down."
2018 Me: "...What's wrong."
Me: "They make you Israeli man... Disney makes us fucking Israeli..."
Me: "Don't do it."
2018 Me: "Wha?"
Me (Crying): "Put the stylus down."
2018 Me: "...What's wrong."
Me: "They make you Israeli man... Disney makes us fucking Israeli..."
I need to stay off social media for a few days, one of you is gonna spoil Zootopia 2 for me 😭
I want to see it but I won't be home until tomorrow
I want to see it but I won't be home until tomorrow
December 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
2018 Me: "Woah! You're from the future!"
Me: "Don't do it."
2018 Me: "Wha?"
Me (Crying): "Put the stylus down."
2018 Me: "...What's wrong."
Me: "They make you Israeli man... Disney makes us fucking Israeli..."
Me: "Don't do it."
2018 Me: "Wha?"
Me (Crying): "Put the stylus down."
2018 Me: "...What's wrong."
Me: "They make you Israeli man... Disney makes us fucking Israeli..."
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Fuck you ever like go like “why is it so fun to make my wrist make marks on paper in the exact fucking way I wanna do it like dang I really did that with my dang hands what the fuck??”
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Fuck you ever like go like “why is it so fun to make my wrist make marks on paper in the exact fucking way I wanna do it like dang I really did that with my dang hands what the fuck??”
I need to stay off social media for a few days, one of you is gonna spoil Zootopia 2 for me 😭
I want to see it but I won't be home until tomorrow
I want to see it but I won't be home until tomorrow
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I need to stay off social media for a few days, one of you is gonna spoil Zootopia 2 for me 😭
I want to see it but I won't be home until tomorrow
I want to see it but I won't be home until tomorrow
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November 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Canada Post coming out this holiday with the steel chair, cute animal stamp designs.
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Canada Post coming out this holiday with the steel chair, cute animal stamp designs.
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i think we're done with brand partnerships now, actually. don't need any more. pack em up
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i think we're done with brand partnerships now, actually. don't need any more. pack em up
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Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy your roast walnut!
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy your roast walnut!
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using my free will as an artist for evil
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
using my free will as an artist for evil
Got a lot done today. A much, much needed ripping of the bandaid for dumb stuff I'd been putting off for weeks.
Can breathe a lot easier going into Thanksgiving + MFF
Can breathe a lot easier going into Thanksgiving + MFF
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Got a lot done today. A much, much needed ripping of the bandaid for dumb stuff I'd been putting off for weeks.
Can breathe a lot easier going into Thanksgiving + MFF
Can breathe a lot easier going into Thanksgiving + MFF
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
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Incredible early Christmas gift, thank you sooooo much @latemarch.bsky.social and @pascelfalcon.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️❤️
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Incredible early Christmas gift, thank you sooooo much @latemarch.bsky.social and @pascelfalcon.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
You've either seen Babe: Pig in the City, or you cannot comprehend the experience until you see Babe: Pig in the City
"A murderous shadow lies hard across my soul..."
"A murderous shadow lies hard across my soul..."
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
You've either seen Babe: Pig in the City, or you cannot comprehend the experience until you see Babe: Pig in the City
"A murderous shadow lies hard across my soul..."
"A murderous shadow lies hard across my soul..."
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Friendsgiving with @ahab.bird.gay @sornidoggo.bsky.social @fandangoo.bsky.social @skudo.bsky.social @regentheowl.bird.gay
lovely multi course meal (it was excellent)
had a Baja Blast pie (it was ok)
watched Babe: Pig In The City (surrealist masterpiece)
lovely multi course meal (it was excellent)
had a Baja Blast pie (it was ok)
watched Babe: Pig In The City (surrealist masterpiece)
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Friendsgiving with @ahab.bird.gay @sornidoggo.bsky.social @fandangoo.bsky.social @skudo.bsky.social @regentheowl.bird.gay
lovely multi course meal (it was excellent)
had a Baja Blast pie (it was ok)
watched Babe: Pig In The City (surrealist masterpiece)
lovely multi course meal (it was excellent)
had a Baja Blast pie (it was ok)
watched Babe: Pig In The City (surrealist masterpiece)
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“We’re all gonna piss a new color tonight” — @fandangoo.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
“We’re all gonna piss a new color tonight” — @fandangoo.bsky.social
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A gouache commission I just finished, loved loved painting this one! 🦊
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A gouache commission I just finished, loved loved painting this one! 🦊
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everyone look at this new baseball art I just got from @kasettetape.bsky.social, I'm in love with it
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
everyone look at this new baseball art I just got from @kasettetape.bsky.social, I'm in love with it
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i ain't your average normal dude
November 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
i ain't your average normal dude
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Fox and pumpkins. Oil on wood.
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Fox and pumpkins. Oil on wood.
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