I’m holding out for Avatar: Gin and Tonic.

Which is why he’s on blood thinners.

Actual MRI footage:

Matt Van Epps thinks sexual assault—confessed, not alleged—is not any big deal, as long as the perpetrator is a republican. Same with grooming minors for sexual relationships with older men.

Matt Van Epps will happily rubber stamp extrajudicial killing of civilians in the Caribbean, and sending people to concentration camps without due process, just like his predecessor. Again, no major news organization will say this.

Matt Van Epps has promised to do fuck-all about reducing the cost of your groceries, because he supports Trump’s tariffs. Aftyn Behn has already proposed eliminating sales tax on groceries (rejected by TN republicans) and is anti-tariff, like everyone with any economic sense whatsoever.

I mean, Matt Van Epps will casually allow your kids to die of measles by sitting with his thumb up his ass when Kennedy makes vaccines illegal, but good luck reading that in any newspaper.

Where did they end up having it? Ramsey Solutions?

Joke’s on them, I’ve always been a weird outcast! It’s cool being an iconoclast.

I still can’t believe they put Frank Burns in charge of the Department of Defense.

Got any ideas @ryannorth.ca ?

Maybe they could suspend construction on the stadium until they fix the library.