Fancycwabs
@fancycwabs.bsky.social
Engineer, intellectual, mal-vivant, former Democratic congressional candidate for Tennessee’s 6th district.
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Hey guys, here’s a little something I wrote:
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Tr*mp told Matt Van Epps billionaire friends at his private event yesterday that Matt will be the deciding vote to save Tr*mp's legislation, if you needed any more motivation to go vote for @aftynbehn.bsky.social
#TN07
#TN07
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Tr*mp told Matt Van Epps billionaire friends at his private event yesterday that Matt will be the deciding vote to save Tr*mp's legislation, if you needed any more motivation to go vote for @aftynbehn.bsky.social
#TN07
#TN07
It’s Election Day, 1/3 of Nashville! If you hate party buses, get out and vote for @aftynbehn.bsky.social!
Her opponent, who spent yesterday partying at a billionaire’s house with sex creeps, wants to increase prices on pretty much everything.
Her opponent, who spent yesterday partying at a billionaire’s house with sex creeps, wants to increase prices on pretty much everything.
December 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
It’s Election Day, 1/3 of Nashville! If you hate party buses, get out and vote for @aftynbehn.bsky.social!
Her opponent, who spent yesterday partying at a billionaire’s house with sex creeps, wants to increase prices on pretty much everything.
Her opponent, who spent yesterday partying at a billionaire’s house with sex creeps, wants to increase prices on pretty much everything.
Let us proclaim the mystery of faith.
new knives out is the best of the bunch imo
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Let us proclaim the mystery of faith.
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My latest is a tribute to the enduring power of friendship:
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Heaven Can’t Wait
Heaven Can’t Wait
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My latest is a tribute to the enduring power of friendship:
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In college, I had to read the Department of Defense’s Law of War manual.
I kid you not when I tell you that firing at the shipwrecked is quite literally provided as an example of an illegal order.
I kid you not when I tell you that firing at the shipwrecked is quite literally provided as an example of an illegal order.
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
In college, I had to read the Department of Defense’s Law of War manual.
I kid you not when I tell you that firing at the shipwrecked is quite literally provided as an example of an illegal order.
I kid you not when I tell you that firing at the shipwrecked is quite literally provided as an example of an illegal order.
If this is true* then the pentagon should be hard at work finding out who ordered this war crime so they can be brought before a court martial.
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* it isn’t true.
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* it isn’t true.
President Trump said Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth denied giving an order to kill all members on a boat suspected of smuggling drugs.
Trump also said he wouldn't have wanted a second strike, which occurred after survivors were found, The Post reported.
Trump also said he wouldn't have wanted a second strike, which occurred after survivors were found, The Post reported.
Trump says Hegseth denied issuing order to kill boat crew
The president also said he would not have wanted a second strike on a boat allegedly carrying drugs, which occurred after U.S. forces realized the initial attack left two survivors, as The Post report...
www.washingtonpost.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If this is true* then the pentagon should be hard at work finding out who ordered this war crime so they can be brought before a court martial.
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* it isn’t true.
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* it isn’t true.
It’s frightening that enough people believe these lies (thanks, all mainstream news organizations) that this race is potentially a republican win.
Matt Van Epps is speaking: Says Rep. Aftyn Behn "wants transgender surgery for minors without parental consent." (Editorial note: I am not aware she has said something like that, and it would be illegal to provide surgery without parental consent."
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It’s frightening that enough people believe these lies (thanks, all mainstream news organizations) that this race is potentially a republican win.
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Has this been posted yet
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Has this been posted yet
Maybe the could suspend construction on the stadium until they build a light rail line to the airport. 🦞
Maybe they could suspend construction on the stadium until they fix the library.
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Maybe the could suspend construction on the stadium until they build a light rail line to the airport. 🦞
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I still can’t believe they put Frank Burns in charge of the Department of Defense.
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I still can’t believe they put Frank Burns in charge of the Department of Defense.
My kid tells me I’m too much like Bandit Heeler (derogatory)
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My kid tells me I’m too much like Bandit Heeler (derogatory)
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Nine years ago Mike Fitzgerald wrote up an extraordinarily fascinating breakdown of the differences between the Tom Stoppard shooting script and the original Jeffrey Boam draft of Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.
It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
July 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Nine years ago Mike Fitzgerald wrote up an extraordinarily fascinating breakdown of the differences between the Tom Stoppard shooting script and the original Jeffrey Boam draft of Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.
It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
In a country where newspapers are almost-universally Trump lickspittles and toadies this @aftynbehn.bsky.social semi-endorsement from The Onion is the height of courage.
Tennessee people, vote for this lady this week. She's cool and she puts the country perilously close to having a single check and/or balance.
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
In a country where newspapers are almost-universally Trump lickspittles and toadies this @aftynbehn.bsky.social semi-endorsement from The Onion is the height of courage.
The seagulls at the back of this ferry know what’s what.
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The seagulls at the back of this ferry know what’s what.
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a military strike on unarmed civilians is murder and a war crime
This is a lot of words to say, “Yikes! That Washington Post story about us illegally killing survivors on the open seas was 100% correct!”
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
a military strike on unarmed civilians is murder and a war crime
So if the fishing boats in the Caribbean had some sort of connection to pay a massive bribe they’d be fine, instead of murdered as a war crime.
WHOA. Trump says he will pardon Juan Orlando Hernandez, who once said that he wanted to “shove the drugs right up the noses of the gringos.” He had people killed as part of his narco-trafficking ring, which he at times operated directly out of his presidential office.
November 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
So if the fishing boats in the Caribbean had some sort of connection to pay a massive bribe they’d be fine, instead of murdered as a war crime.
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From @indivisibletn.bsky.social over on FB….
A.) Never eat at Pucketts
B.) TNGOP running scared of @aftynbehn.bsky.social in #TN07
C.) Show up with a sign and let the crooks who’ve run Tennessee into a ditch hear from you. It’s not like any of them will ever hold a public meeting.
A.) Never eat at Pucketts
B.) TNGOP running scared of @aftynbehn.bsky.social in #TN07
C.) Show up with a sign and let the crooks who’ve run Tennessee into a ditch hear from you. It’s not like any of them will ever hold a public meeting.
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
From @indivisibletn.bsky.social over on FB….
A.) Never eat at Pucketts
B.) TNGOP running scared of @aftynbehn.bsky.social in #TN07
C.) Show up with a sign and let the crooks who’ve run Tennessee into a ditch hear from you. It’s not like any of them will ever hold a public meeting.
A.) Never eat at Pucketts
B.) TNGOP running scared of @aftynbehn.bsky.social in #TN07
C.) Show up with a sign and let the crooks who’ve run Tennessee into a ditch hear from you. It’s not like any of them will ever hold a public meeting.
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
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Lol Matt Van Epps was part of the $8 million graft purchase of those pesticide-laden sock masks (which had visible holes, for those of you who don’t live here). Incredible shit.
www.tennessean.com/story/news/p...
www.tennessean.com/story/news/p...
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Lol Matt Van Epps was part of the $8 million graft purchase of those pesticide-laden sock masks (which had visible holes, for those of you who don’t live here). Incredible shit.
www.tennessean.com/story/news/p...
www.tennessean.com/story/news/p...
I was in a panaderia in Birmingham yesterday and saw the perfect metaphor for Stephen Miller sitting on the shelf, then I isolated it so it could be turned into a sticker.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I was in a panaderia in Birmingham yesterday and saw the perfect metaphor for Stephen Miller sitting on the shelf, then I isolated it so it could be turned into a sticker.
So the “we’re gonna stop processing Afghan refugees” isn’t a result of the DC shooting, it dropped (at a minimum) the day before it happened.
The folks at @afghanevac.bsky.social have in hand a new USCIS directive which largely targets Afghan refugees who fled the Taliban in the wake of the U.S. withdrawal in 2021.
In case you needed a reminder that the most loathsome people in the world work for DHS.
In case you needed a reminder that the most loathsome people in the world work for DHS.
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
So the “we’re gonna stop processing Afghan refugees” isn’t a result of the DC shooting, it dropped (at a minimum) the day before it happened.
Let’s see… Nuzzi is 32 now, in 2025, so in 2011 she would have been… carry the two… um…
Well, I guess she has a type.
Well, I guess she has a type.
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Let’s see… Nuzzi is 32 now, in 2025, so in 2011 she would have been… carry the two… um…
Well, I guess she has a type.
Well, I guess she has a type.
If you’re in TN-07 and were sitting this out because “it’s too gerrymandered to win,” it could be just a few votes that makes a difference between @aftynbehn.bsky.social winning this race or Matt Van Epps raising healthcare costs and sending folks to prison camps.
Last day of early voting today!
Last day of early voting today!
The chances of flipping this republican district have grown significantly! This is a formerly +22 republican district yet the race is crazy tight in terms of polling, just 2 points! That’s right this race has come down to just 2 points, get out there and vote today! Let’s Flip This Seat!
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
If you’re in TN-07 and were sitting this out because “it’s too gerrymandered to win,” it could be just a few votes that makes a difference between @aftynbehn.bsky.social winning this race or Matt Van Epps raising healthcare costs and sending folks to prison camps.
Last day of early voting today!
Last day of early voting today!