Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍
@fallingflats.bsky.social
My husband, who also shares the same first name thinks I should buy a cruiser because he has a Roadking. Would you say a Ducati Diavel is a cruiser? 🏍
Here in Australia, we just call them cunts
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Here in Australia, we just call them cunts
There is nothing more to say...
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 AM
There is nothing more to say...
Not sure if it's the hat or the cock
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Not sure if it's the hat or the cock
And just to show the world where you stand, you lot actually voted him into it!
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
And just to show the world where you stand, you lot actually voted him into it!
Afternoon, way ahead of you over here.
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Afternoon, way ahead of you over here.
Ah, a Melanie Safka fan, kudos
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Ah, a Melanie Safka fan, kudos
What the actual fuck? In Australia?
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
What the actual fuck? In Australia?
Or teach anything real for that matter
November 21, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Or teach anything real for that matter
According to murikan logic, it would be called AK47.
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 AM
According to murikan logic, it would be called AK47.
Really? So I raise my middle finger forcefully to you. This could be a symbol of my wish to marry you, or it mean otherwise
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Really? So I raise my middle finger forcefully to you. This could be a symbol of my wish to marry you, or it mean otherwise
Well, I'm old enough to remember having my Nana weave my Sigourneys for me.
Don't you just get the shits with a mister who doesn't get dad jokes?
Don't you just get the shits with a mister who doesn't get dad jokes?
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Well, I'm old enough to remember having my Nana weave my Sigourneys for me.
Don't you just get the shits with a mister who doesn't get dad jokes?
Don't you just get the shits with a mister who doesn't get dad jokes?
My misters KLR gets there with Tinkerbells help
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 AM
My misters KLR gets there with Tinkerbells help
Even better if it comes out in a scream
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Even better if it comes out in a scream
Is it yet time for the Worldwide Eradication of All Religions?
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Is it yet time for the Worldwide Eradication of All Religions?
Third world problems made unfathomable that you lot voted for this
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Third world problems made unfathomable that you lot voted for this
Does anyone outside the US think anyone there is innocent?
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Does anyone outside the US think anyone there is innocent?
Hey trumplings, your boy has problems
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hey trumplings, your boy has problems
Like watching ice melt
November 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Like watching ice melt
Fuck me, all these years I never knew it had a film clip!
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Fuck me, all these years I never knew it had a film clip!
Does she think she will be forgiven?
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Does she think she will be forgiven?
Wow. Sorry murika, but no one is coming to save you
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Wow. Sorry murika, but no one is coming to save you