A Gnome Named Gnorm, here we come!

I wanted to like this but I already had! Adorable!!

Gonna be earnestly ask my gf if I can eat her salami rose tonight

“No means no.”

-Bo

This is why I had to stop listening to Ken White’s podcast with him - this kind of posting makes me think his “devils advocate” positions for republicans on the show weren’t just a bit for the purpose of illuminating the depth of GOP weirdness

I’m reading it more as “lol what a fucking joke this guy is,” combined with “Jfc he’s willing to lie about liking him more than Chuck fucking Schumer’s incompetent ass” and I’ll be sad if I start thinking about it otherwise 🙃

Also considered:

“Zeus looking to bind Prometheus”

And

“The rapper Tauheed Epps”

I consider myself famously into women, does that count?

It’s so rude that we can’t share everything about hormones!! I can’t just drop a picture in the group chat that has the smell of my junk but gender swapped wtf

It’s like she’s being required to kiss her wicked grandfather 😬

Very weird take for someone in the media business to have tbh

I wonder how many months till AI Christ encourages someone’s SI?

I didn’t know who Juri was before this skeet but a brief google indicates that you are correct and also this is delightful

Catholic culture war bullshit helped lay the groundwork for the authoritarian government we’re dealing with now