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Love when some guy in a metal band confesses his love for Danny Kaye or some shit
July 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Love when some guy in a metal band confesses his love for Danny Kaye or some shit
Never met a Davante who didn’t play in the NFL.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Never met a Davante who didn’t play in the NFL.
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Now that we’ve abolished the penny, can we at last ban gas stations pricing gas to 9/10s of a cent?
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Now that we’ve abolished the penny, can we at last ban gas stations pricing gas to 9/10s of a cent?
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Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
So is there a class action yet against streamers sneaking ads onto accounts paying extra for the no ads option?
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
So is there a class action yet against streamers sneaking ads onto accounts paying extra for the no ads option?
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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Roller derby implies the existence of roller nottingham
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Roller derby implies the existence of roller nottingham
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How many zombies would rob zombie rob if rob zombie could rob zombies
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
How many zombies would rob zombie rob if rob zombie could rob zombies
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Not enough songs focus on blowing through the jasmine in my mind.
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Not enough songs focus on blowing through the jasmine in my mind.
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apostrophe is short for a piece of shit trophy
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
apostrophe is short for a piece of shit trophy
🎶Keep it 100 on the land, the sea…
a man wearing a white shirt and tie smiles in front of a window
ALT: a man wearing a white shirt and tie smiles in front of a window
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
🎶Keep it 100 on the land, the sea…
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That reminds me of a Kurt Vonnegut joke.
Q: What's the white stuff in bird poop?
A: That's bird poop, too
Q: What's the white stuff in bird poop?
A: That's bird poop, too
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
That reminds me of a Kurt Vonnegut joke.
Q: What's the white stuff in bird poop?
A: That's bird poop, too
Q: What's the white stuff in bird poop?
A: That's bird poop, too
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You're so dead, you probably think this obituary is about you.
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
You're so dead, you probably think this obituary is about you.
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Cantata implies the existence of cannottata.
January 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Cantata implies the existence of cannottata.
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I’ll admit it took me 50 years to notice the giant butthole on the famous Pioneer Plaque.
October 22, 2024 at 11:38 AM
I’ll admit it took me 50 years to notice the giant butthole on the famous Pioneer Plaque.
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mooed swings
sad cow disease ☹️
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
mooed swings
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I think they have to take 100% off or it won’t work
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I think they have to take 100% off or it won’t work
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Kinda nervous about household smart devices. What if the bathroom scale tells the fridge to lock me out?
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Kinda nervous about household smart devices. What if the bathroom scale tells the fridge to lock me out?
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If you tell little white lies such as the turkey is moist, the stuffing tastes great, and that's the best pie you ever had, that's called Thanksfibbing.
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If you tell little white lies such as the turkey is moist, the stuffing tastes great, and that's the best pie you ever had, that's called Thanksfibbing.
Shoutout to the class clown who in 1975 elevated the word DUH to the more refined DOY
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Shoutout to the class clown who in 1975 elevated the word DUH to the more refined DOY
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whats a Warby Parker, anyway. sounds like moby's real name
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
whats a Warby Parker, anyway. sounds like moby's real name
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A neighbor just accused my dog of chasing a kid on a bike.
Which is impossible because my dog can’t ride a bike.
Which is impossible because my dog can’t ride a bike.
November 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
A neighbor just accused my dog of chasing a kid on a bike.
Which is impossible because my dog can’t ride a bike.
Which is impossible because my dog can’t ride a bike.