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[Minors begone]
[He/Him/Frog]
[30s]

Unwarranted solicitations WILL be blocked, I'm not interested in what you're selling.

Still alive, despite your directions.

(Icon and Banner by @kokorodoll.bsky.social)
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To the normies that have followed me for whatever reason

Please see the following as an example of the kinds of things that I'm into.

If you are somehow still not scared or grossed out, more power to you, you got more spine than me lmao
Hello it's nice to see you here too, anyway I hope this counts (via BobOtter iirc)
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December 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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🎉 after a handful of days with no Ravi visits, and excellent roadrunner weather today, the wandering boy returns!

I’m getting lots of stink eye as Ravi says “Where’s the big self serve bowl?” .

Sorry buddy, I’ll snap to it. You’re a little early. #birds
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Here's the nibbler
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Really wanna be rough on someone
December 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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HELL YEAH A MILLION REPOSTS
May 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old

192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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November 8, 2024 at 3:44 PM
#Vent

On another note:

"You need to stop being challenging to be around" needs to get thrown into the garbage.

One very harsh lesson you are going to learn from that is that you could be the most peaceful, non-annoying person in the world, and there will STILL be some that hate your guts.
December 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
#Vent

I think the worst thing about all that's happened is that no one in that group has really reached out to me in the year since to even listen to my side of things.

Which is why, despite the fact that I'm considering reaching out again later, part me just really doesn't want to.
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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REALLY rough

Carrying cuties off while growling "Mine" rough
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Really wanna be rough on someone
December 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I think I really do need one of those light therapy lamps, but it's actually just a lizard lamp.

I really took the Sun for granted, back home...
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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This evening Trevor has achieved 216% Maximum Proud with Fabulous Beard!
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”

“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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I generally advise AGAINST Firefox forks because they'll be slower to adopt security patches but if you must, choose one who is quick to adopt security patches.

Otherwise in Chromium world, Vivaldi is a good non-corporate option.
December 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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If you're switching off Firefox because of the AI shit, going to "Chromium but it's ran by a crypto compatible org whose CEO is a homophobe" is REALLY not the move, folks.
my god dude don't tell people to use brave
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The seasonal depression persists, but so too does my overexaggerated need for large elephant women
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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My partner needs help and I'm willing to work for it.

Starting today, if you donate at least 250£ and DM me your receipt I will make you a lowpoly model with Vrchat functionality and an animated turntable!

Example below, and more under the #RopComm tag!
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Jinx as an elephant? Sure!
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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muppet labs 🧪
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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(2015) You've done it! Congratulations!

#art #comic #pokemon #pokemonart #chikorita
February 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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🦨looking at the income we're gonna get from october's steam payout and we *may* be okay but, not really sure. if you wanna turn that into "it *will* be ok" (and also support us working on this nonogram thing) you know what to do

ko-fi.com/gfxsql
#mutualaid
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ko-fi.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Valve is not your friend. They're a corporation like all the rest.
"It's extremely frustrating and also f*cked up" - one of the world's best indie studios is facing shock closure following confounding Steam ban

www.eurogamer.net/its-extremel...
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
paletteswap.site/dif...
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM