Arielf on the Shelf
@exitariel.bsky.social
RWRB, Hollanov, ExitAriel on AO3, 🔴☂️♣️♾️
The phrase "see attached bibliography" is the single sexiest thing you have ever written to me.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/ExitAriel/works
The phrase "see attached bibliography" is the single sexiest thing you have ever written to me.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/ExitAriel/works
Aight. Imma play too. Aging singer-songwriter Henry and aging rocker Alex reunited at the Grammys:
October 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Aight. Imma play too. Aging singer-songwriter Henry and aging rocker Alex reunited at the Grammys:
Y'all -- it's October, I need spookiness. Hit me with your best FP vampire recs?
(My go-tos are SMC, CCF and the Henesmee stories but -- there must be more out there, right?)
(My go-tos are SMC, CCF and the Henesmee stories but -- there must be more out there, right?)
October 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Y'all -- it's October, I need spookiness. Hit me with your best FP vampire recs?
(My go-tos are SMC, CCF and the Henesmee stories but -- there must be more out there, right?)
(My go-tos are SMC, CCF and the Henesmee stories but -- there must be more out there, right?)
Life outside the internet
September 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Life outside the internet
Ok, can we talk about this one?
I mean....the hand? The cones? The LABEL?
Somebody somewhere was cracking himself up when he posted this ....
I mean....the hand? The cones? The LABEL?
Somebody somewhere was cracking himself up when he posted this ....
August 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Ok, can we talk about this one?
I mean....the hand? The cones? The LABEL?
Somebody somewhere was cracking himself up when he posted this ....
I mean....the hand? The cones? The LABEL?
Somebody somewhere was cracking himself up when he posted this ....
I'm currently obsessed with this song ("Oxford Comma" by Vampire Weekend) that is, to me, so FP-coded I actually checked when it came out to be absolutely sure it wasn't written in response to the little pink book.
2008. 17 years ago.
Apparently it's my /brain/ that's now terminally FP-coded...
2008. 17 years ago.
Apparently it's my /brain/ that's now terminally FP-coded...
August 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm currently obsessed with this song ("Oxford Comma" by Vampire Weekend) that is, to me, so FP-coded I actually checked when it came out to be absolutely sure it wasn't written in response to the little pink book.
2008. 17 years ago.
Apparently it's my /brain/ that's now terminally FP-coded...
2008. 17 years ago.
Apparently it's my /brain/ that's now terminally FP-coded...
Wait -- have y'all read about the first openly bisexual half-Mexican trauma surgeon in the history of daytime television?
NO?! Ohmigod. You must READ THIS:
archiveofourown.org/works/65265673
Quite possibly the best and funniest @jafffacakes.bsky.social joint yet.....
NO?! Ohmigod. You must READ THIS:
archiveofourown.org/works/65265673
Quite possibly the best and funniest @jafffacakes.bsky.social joint yet.....
May 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Wait -- have y'all read about the first openly bisexual half-Mexican trauma surgeon in the history of daytime television?
NO?! Ohmigod. You must READ THIS:
archiveofourown.org/works/65265673
Quite possibly the best and funniest @jafffacakes.bsky.social joint yet.....
NO?! Ohmigod. You must READ THIS:
archiveofourown.org/works/65265673
Quite possibly the best and funniest @jafffacakes.bsky.social joint yet.....
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you, one book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 2:
Day 2:
May 2, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you, one book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 2:
Day 2:
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you, one book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 1:
Day 1:
May 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you, one book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 1:
Day 1:
Listen, you deserve a really excellent Friday night, so here's what you're gonna do:
Pour yourself a glass of water. Lock the door. Silence the ringer. Get comfy. Read Dr. Alex's absolutely decadent latest that's a carefully calibrated 60% smut, 40% angst.
This is how it fucking *starts*:
Pour yourself a glass of water. Lock the door. Silence the ringer. Get comfy. Read Dr. Alex's absolutely decadent latest that's a carefully calibrated 60% smut, 40% angst.
This is how it fucking *starts*:
April 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Listen, you deserve a really excellent Friday night, so here's what you're gonna do:
Pour yourself a glass of water. Lock the door. Silence the ringer. Get comfy. Read Dr. Alex's absolutely decadent latest that's a carefully calibrated 60% smut, 40% angst.
This is how it fucking *starts*:
Pour yourself a glass of water. Lock the door. Silence the ringer. Get comfy. Read Dr. Alex's absolutely decadent latest that's a carefully calibrated 60% smut, 40% angst.
This is how it fucking *starts*:
The perfect First Prince Valentine's Day story doesn't exi--
February 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The perfect First Prince Valentine's Day story doesn't exi--
I mean, how can anyone not love a story that now and then hits pause on the epic yearning to throw in an exchange like this one?
December 14, 2024 at 7:40 PM
I mean, how can anyone not love a story that now and then hits pause on the epic yearning to throw in an exchange like this one?
Pumpkin pie. Decoration by my youngest! 😆 That's meant to be a turkey...
November 29, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Pumpkin pie. Decoration by my youngest! 😆 That's meant to be a turkey...
My nearest & dearest have already seen this but it remains my favorite bit of what I'm working on right now that I will, I swear, finally fucking FINISH shortly:
November 25, 2024 at 1:14 AM
My nearest & dearest have already seen this but it remains my favorite bit of what I'm working on right now that I will, I swear, finally fucking FINISH shortly: