Dan
exiledinlondon.bsky.social
Dan
@exiledinlondon.bsky.social
A Scot in voluntary exile who has found that London is no St Helena. Held hostage to the whims of a beautiful, but wilful and stubborn cocker spaniel.

Pronouns: He/Him/His
Having seen the later comments, I have an awful feeling who it may be. And if it is, I’m not in the least surprised.
December 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
So *that’s* who Melanie Blake was referring to…
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I am AGOG with anticipation of the untowardness
December 3, 2025 at 8:41 AM
That explains the request I got. I did momentarily wonder if it were something untoward.
December 3, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Size queen 😏
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Now I want scones
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Would it be crass to comment that Archie’s hand gesture could be construed as willing the scriptwriters to hurry up with his immolation scene?
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Zoe is clearly wondering why she had to wait until 2002 to set the church on fire and 2005 to blow up Home Farm when the village hall was the perfect opportunity to set her on her fire starter path that very evening.
November 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Elsa looks like she’s been spiked with Diazepam
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
No! How did I miss this?!
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The audience reactions are priceless.

Am I correct in thinking that you may have posted about this before? 😏
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Due the current dystopian hellscape in which we live, my view on this is very much ‘whenever you damn well want’

And this extends to ‘If you don’t want to have one, then I will not judge you either’
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This sequence was worth it for Claire King corpsing on camera if nothing else.
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I do miss Lady Tara
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Oh wow! Exciting.

Have you managed to get the work done that you wanted to?
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Have you moved yet?
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
*wine held separately 😜
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The S&V version is *so* good.
November 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
That sounds really lovely 🥰
November 1, 2025 at 11:46 AM
What have you got planned?
November 1, 2025 at 11:41 AM
‘Fictitious’

We all know that this is an actual thing. And everybody judges how everyone else looks.

Let me share an exchange from my cousin’s wedding

My mother: ‘Well you can’t polish a turd’

Me: ‘No, but apparently you can roll it in sequins and glitter’

We were talking about the bride 🫣
October 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I said the same. Right at the start where he waked to see his fingernails because he’d been hanging on from them for a while, I asked what the issue was. And the same with the final challenge.

Appreciate it may have been the edit but it was certainly cut to look like he had a problem with him.
October 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I think your halo might be slipping.
October 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Not for the first time.

But I thought your motto was the same as the Windmill in Soho ‘We never close’ 😉
October 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM