Ewa Ramsey
@ewaramsey.bsky.social
Wrote The Morbids and have had writers block ever since. Half-arsed human parent, full-arsed dog parent. She/her.
First Tom Stoppard and now Frank Gehry? My poor poor inner nerd.
December 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
First Tom Stoppard and now Frank Gehry? My poor poor inner nerd.
Nothing against any of them but has there ever been an older midfield than the one we’re currently playing?
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Nothing against any of them but has there ever been an older midfield than the one we’re currently playing?
Foord has the worst goal hoodoo at the moment.
December 2, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Foord has the worst goal hoodoo at the moment.
Thoughts:
- Yay we won!
- Kyra banger
- Joe’s backup striker to Kerr is clearly Foord above all other options and while I love her like a daughter she is not having a good run with finishing and it seems to be getting to her
- Why not play Sayer as a 10 which is her preferred position?
- Yay we won!
- Kyra banger
- Joe’s backup striker to Kerr is clearly Foord above all other options and while I love her like a daughter she is not having a good run with finishing and it seems to be getting to her
- Why not play Sayer as a 10 which is her preferred position?
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Thoughts:
- Yay we won!
- Kyra banger
- Joe’s backup striker to Kerr is clearly Foord above all other options and while I love her like a daughter she is not having a good run with finishing and it seems to be getting to her
- Why not play Sayer as a 10 which is her preferred position?
- Yay we won!
- Kyra banger
- Joe’s backup striker to Kerr is clearly Foord above all other options and while I love her like a daughter she is not having a good run with finishing and it seems to be getting to her
- Why not play Sayer as a 10 which is her preferred position?
Kyra Cooney-Cross banger live right in front of my eyeballs. I yelled shoot and she did so everyone can thank me.
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Kyra Cooney-Cross banger live right in front of my eyeballs. I yelled shoot and she did so everyone can thank me.
My nobody-asked opinion on the Tillies squad is it’s probably not the time to be changing things so it’s probably good it’s boring.
Can AK even play though? Or does she need to be included in order to serve out her (presumed) suspension?
Can AK even play though? Or does she need to be included in order to serve out her (presumed) suspension?
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 AM
My nobody-asked opinion on the Tillies squad is it’s probably not the time to be changing things so it’s probably good it’s boring.
Can AK even play though? Or does she need to be included in order to serve out her (presumed) suspension?
Can AK even play though? Or does she need to be included in order to serve out her (presumed) suspension?
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October 24, 2025 at 10:16 AM
WE SCORED A LAST MINUTE GOAL INSTEAD OF CONCEDING ONE THE MAGIC OF THE CUP IS REAL.
August 31, 2025 at 6:55 AM
WE SCORED A LAST MINUTE GOAL INSTEAD OF CONCEDING ONE THE MAGIC OF THE CUP IS REAL.
In case it helps, I firmly believe that the Jets winning this would absolutely embody The Magic Of The Cup. I mean, have you met us?
August 31, 2025 at 6:40 AM
In case it helps, I firmly believe that the Jets winning this would absolutely embody The Magic Of The Cup. I mean, have you met us?
August 31, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The Jets were good for half an hour and then decided that was enough and I just hope that’s not the theme of the season.
August 31, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The Jets were good for half an hour and then decided that was enough and I just hope that’s not the theme of the season.
1. This pitch is atrocious.
2. I’d cackle so hard if Cooks Hill won this. So hard.
3. It’s my birthday and I have the flu, just make it entertaining.
#CHUvNEW
2. I’d cackle so hard if Cooks Hill won this. So hard.
3. It’s my birthday and I have the flu, just make it entertaining.
#CHUvNEW
August 13, 2025 at 9:36 AM
1. This pitch is atrocious.
2. I’d cackle so hard if Cooks Hill won this. So hard.
3. It’s my birthday and I have the flu, just make it entertaining.
#CHUvNEW
2. I’d cackle so hard if Cooks Hill won this. So hard.
3. It’s my birthday and I have the flu, just make it entertaining.
#CHUvNEW
I’m very conflicted.
August 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’m very conflicted.
Everyone in my house is sick (me included) and I placed the most cry-for-help express click-and-collect order and when I went to get it the guy picked me straight away out of all the cars and passed my bag of sorrow to me through the window so good to know I look as bad as I feel.
August 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Everyone in my house is sick (me included) and I placed the most cry-for-help express click-and-collect order and when I went to get it the guy picked me straight away out of all the cars and passed my bag of sorrow to me through the window so good to know I look as bad as I feel.
Thrilled for the Cass Davis extension. One more step towards the Jets having enough players to actually field a team next season!
August 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Thrilled for the Cass Davis extension. One more step towards the Jets having enough players to actually field a team next season!
My youngest child is in Year Six, I have not paid any attention to Book Week in about five years and honestly I could not tell you if he even has a packed lunch today, but I’ve suddenly been pulled into a “what should our kids go as?” group chat. When even is Book Week? This is not ok.
July 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My youngest child is in Year Six, I have not paid any attention to Book Week in about five years and honestly I could not tell you if he even has a packed lunch today, but I’ve suddenly been pulled into a “what should our kids go as?” group chat. When even is Book Week? This is not ok.
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People with such terminal politics brain that they judge everything not on the issues but on how it benefits their party can’t see condemning a genocide as something people might actually do because they believe genocide is wrong.
July 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
People with such terminal politics brain that they judge everything not on the issues but on how it benefits their party can’t see condemning a genocide as something people might actually do because they believe genocide is wrong.
Cookers into the round of 16 in the Australia Cup is wild and a bit hilarious. Good for them, honestly.
July 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Cookers into the round of 16 in the Australia Cup is wild and a bit hilarious. Good for them, honestly.
Making Nagi’s Doner Kebab meat and it’s a real trust-the-process recipe. Currently it’s a grey meat log and I’m a bit scared.
July 20, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Making Nagi’s Doner Kebab meat and it’s a real trust-the-process recipe. Currently it’s a grey meat log and I’m a bit scared.
Some Jets players showed up and posed for photos at the football clinic my kids are at today and it turns out my 13yo is not NEARLY as tall as he has been thinking he is.
July 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Some Jets players showed up and posed for photos at the football clinic my kids are at today and it turns out my 13yo is not NEARLY as tall as he has been thinking he is.
Grant deserves that for the work she’s put in over the past half a dozen games.
July 8, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Grant deserves that for the work she’s put in over the past half a dozen games.