Evan Allgood
@evoooooooooooo.bsky.social
Writer for The New Yorker, McSweeney's, The Believer, The Millions, The Novelizers, Current Affairs, Points in Case, Vol. 1 Brooklyn
https://www.evanallgood.com/
https://www.evanallgood.com/
Pinned
Reposted by Evan Allgood
Reposted by Evan Allgood
“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
Reposted by Evan Allgood
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
Reposted by Evan Allgood
Astoria the Wild Turkey finds a sheltered spot in a garden and relaxes on a bed of fallen leaves in The Battery. 🦃 ❤️ 🍃
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Astoria the Wild Turkey finds a sheltered spot in a garden and relaxes on a bed of fallen leaves in The Battery. 🦃 ❤️ 🍃
Reposted by Evan Allgood
(Mitch Hedberg voice) That's a downtown newspaper box
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
(Mitch Hedberg voice) That's a downtown newspaper box
Reposted by Evan Allgood
I've got a new Shout co-authored with my talented bud Jordan De Padova and illustrated beautifully by Livia Weiner. Sláinte!
www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
Lesser-Known Celebrity-Owned Alcohol Brands
Featuring Walton Goggins’s Weirdly Hot Jalapeño Tequila and Sydney Sweeney’s Pure White Rum.
www.newyorker.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I've got a new Shout co-authored with my talented bud Jordan De Padova and illustrated beautifully by Livia Weiner. Sláinte!
www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
Reposted by Evan Allgood
A minute with Romeo and Juliet, the Central Park coyotes, as seen at night through thermal video. 🐺 ❤️
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
A minute with Romeo and Juliet, the Central Park coyotes, as seen at night through thermal video. 🐺 ❤️
Reposted by Evan Allgood
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
Still processing the carnal gasp my girlfriend released when Zac Oyama showed up in D(e)ad
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Still processing the carnal gasp my girlfriend released when Zac Oyama showed up in D(e)ad
Guy married to a woman half his age:
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Guy married to a woman half his age:
I've got a new Shout co-authored with my talented bud Jordan De Padova and illustrated beautifully by Livia Weiner. Sláinte!
www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
Lesser-Known Celebrity-Owned Alcohol Brands
Featuring Walton Goggins’s Weirdly Hot Jalapeño Tequila and Sydney Sweeney’s Pure White Rum.
www.newyorker.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I've got a new Shout co-authored with my talented bud Jordan De Padova and illustrated beautifully by Livia Weiner. Sláinte!
www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
Reposted by Evan Allgood
ADRIEN BRODY'S LONG-AGED WHISKEY:
"Each barrel of this pretentious dram was filled when #AdrienBrody started his Oscars speech and bottled when he finished. The result is a smooth, robust flavor that can’t be played off the stage." - @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social
www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
"Each barrel of this pretentious dram was filled when #AdrienBrody started his Oscars speech and bottled when he finished. The result is a smooth, robust flavor that can’t be played off the stage." - @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social
www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
Lesser-Known Celebrity-Owned Alcohol Brands
Featuring Walton Goggins’s Weirdly Hot Jalapeño Tequila and Sydney Sweeney’s Pure White Rum.
www.newyorker.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
ADRIEN BRODY'S LONG-AGED WHISKEY:
"Each barrel of this pretentious dram was filled when #AdrienBrody started his Oscars speech and bottled when he finished. The result is a smooth, robust flavor that can’t be played off the stage." - @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social
www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
"Each barrel of this pretentious dram was filled when #AdrienBrody started his Oscars speech and bottled when he finished. The result is a smooth, robust flavor that can’t be played off the stage." - @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social
www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
Reposted by Evan Allgood
Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
Brutus before and after you adopt him. This big mush has been waiting at Sean Casey Animal Rescue for months! He loves people, treats, and walks; other dogs, not so much
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Brutus before and after you adopt him. This big mush has been waiting at Sean Casey Animal Rescue for months! He loves people, treats, and walks; other dogs, not so much
Reposted by Evan Allgood
i now believe that jeffrey epstein killed himself because if i wrote like that i would kill myself
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
i now believe that jeffrey epstein killed himself because if i wrote like that i would kill myself
Reposted by Evan Allgood
In John Kelly’s animated short film, narrated by Domhnall Gleeson, nothing’s off limits when it comes to thinking about the future—particularly when there’s so much left to do. Watch it here. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/dSCTX3
The Dream of Finishing One’s To-Do List in “Retirement Plan”
In John Kelly’s animated short film, narrated by Domhnall Gleeson, nothing’s off limits when it comes to thinking about the future—particularly when there’s so much left to do.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
In John Kelly’s animated short film, narrated by Domhnall Gleeson, nothing’s off limits when it comes to thinking about the future—particularly when there’s so much left to do. Watch it here. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/dSCTX3
Apropos of, uh, everything, here's a spoof toy ad by me and @jlongo.bsky.social for the latest edition of @currentaffairs.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Apropos of, uh, everything, here's a spoof toy ad by me and @jlongo.bsky.social for the latest edition of @currentaffairs.bsky.social
Reposted by Evan Allgood
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Reposted by Evan Allgood
The passivity of rodenticides doesn’t merely reflect the fact that we like to economize money and time. It also betrays our casual attitude towards rats—we don’t feel we owe rats the consideration required to minimize the suffering we inflict upon them. www.currentaffairs.org/news/we-real...
We Really Need to Stop Poisoning Rats
It’s unspeakably cruel to the rats themselves, and it harms humans and other animals in countless ways. There are better options.
www.currentaffairs.org
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The passivity of rodenticides doesn’t merely reflect the fact that we like to economize money and time. It also betrays our casual attitude towards rats—we don’t feel we owe rats the consideration required to minimize the suffering we inflict upon them. www.currentaffairs.org/news/we-real...
I don't know if this is a period of perceived success for Hawke, but between Blue Moon, The Lowdown, The Last Movie Stars, and The Good Lord Bird, he's done several of my favorite things over the past five years
"When I look back on my life, it’s the time periods of perceived success that I do the least amount of growing and the most amount of atrophy, and the times of perceived failures that I find myself."
For @letterboxd.social I spoke to Ethan Hawke about BLUE MOON
For @letterboxd.social I spoke to Ethan Hawke about BLUE MOON
Unplanned Obsolescence: Ethan Hawke on going to those dark places—while keeping it funny—in Richard Linklater’s Blue Moon • Journal • A Letterboxd Magazine
As Richard Linklater’s Blue Moon opens in theaters, Ethan Hawke talks to Marya E. Gates about embodying real-life lyricist Lorenz Hart, the nourishment of creative community and the ultra-fine line be...
letterboxd.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I don't know if this is a period of perceived success for Hawke, but between Blue Moon, The Lowdown, The Last Movie Stars, and The Good Lord Bird, he's done several of my favorite things over the past five years
Reposted by Evan Allgood
perhaps you would like to read my conversation with ethan hawke about the end of the lowdown, and not wanting to sell out, and quixotic lead characters, and peter dinklage with hair so long it dragged on the floor
www.vulture.com/article/etha...
www.vulture.com/article/etha...
Ethan Hawke Is Always Chasing the Feeling of Being Lee Raybon
The Lowdown star asks, “How can we be good feminists, and truth tellers, and courageous and functioning members of our community — and still be wild?”
www.vulture.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
perhaps you would like to read my conversation with ethan hawke about the end of the lowdown, and not wanting to sell out, and quixotic lead characters, and peter dinklage with hair so long it dragged on the floor
www.vulture.com/article/etha...
www.vulture.com/article/etha...
Reposted by Evan Allgood
Pierrot, by Jean-Antoine Watteau, 1718-19, 📸 by @andyharnik
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Pierrot, by Jean-Antoine Watteau, 1718-19, 📸 by @andyharnik
Reposted by Evan Allgood
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc