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Evelyn X
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So, basically I just built Voyager... with 4, 6, 8, and 10

Pepperoni pizza, Pierre!
You have 7 federation credits to build your ship 1. Cloaking device (3 credits) 2. Holodecks that don't try to kill you (3 credits) 3. Consoles that don't explode when hit (3 credits) 4. Infinite shuttlecrafts (the voyager special) (2 credits) 5. Saucer separation (1 credit) 6. Comfortable bridge chairs (1 credit) 7. A counselor who senses "pain" (1 credit) 8. Warp 10 (warning: you will turn into a lizard) (2 credits) 9. Self-destruct sequence that actually works (2 credits) 10. Hologram doctor (2 credits)
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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A padded armchair with an extremely tall back.
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
Riker is screaming and the image is distorted nightmarishly with some funky lens effects.
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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From a Kids in the Hall skit, Satan is sitting in an armchair loudly proclaiming "At last! A show for me! A show that speaks to me!"
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Zefram Cochrane looking in awe and shock through the starboard window of the Phoenix exclaiming, "Sweet Jesus," which has been boldly lettered in a Star Trek novel cover font replica colored pink, white, and yellow taffy colors.
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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In an edited panel from "Watchmen", Dr. Manhattan is sitting on Mars and thinking, "It's 2025 and a US president is trumping up a nonexistent threat to menace a country most Americans couldn’t find on a map."
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Edit where everything Lincoln says in the episode is just "I AM ABRAHAM LINCOLN"
Four screen caps from the Star Trek episode "The Savage Curtain" featuring an alien recreation of Abraham Lincoln saying in each scene "I AM ABRAHAM LINCOLN!" 1. Kirk is introducing Lincoln to Uhura on the bridge of the Enterprise. 2. Lincoln is holding his lapels talking to Kirk while Kirk looks ar Surak who is looking down at the crazy get-up the Excalbians put him in They are on a fairly barren planet with lots of rocks and dirt and s few sparse bits of dry-looking vegetation in this and the remaining scenes. 3. Lincoln is looking down as he says somethign serious to Kirk. 4. Lincoln is looking down as hie stumbles forward, his hands behind his back clutching a spear.
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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As a Watcher of Star Trek: "Phenomena/phenomenon" or "anomaly" come up in like... most episodes, obviously, so I pretty much always have "Mah Nà Mah Nà" in my head.
Harry Kim is leaning cheekily, while dooting his dooter, er, playing his clarinet toward Tom Paris who is lounging with a scowl on his face. Text reads, "Anomaly..." and then sounds written out "doot-doo deet-doo-doo"
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Spock in a shuttle says, "The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive."
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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"The guy from the penny?" (The... Guy. ... Fromthepenny?)
Captain Kirk making a skeptical or questioning face. He's looking for answers with his eyes slightly squinted and his head tilted to his right slightly away from his line of sight and leaning forward just a little.
December 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Klingons have cool ships. #StarTrek #Treksky

None having the styling of a decidedly not-Star Wars, not-Star Trek, not-Battlestar Galactica, not-Buck Rogers space ship toy purchased from Woolworth's in 1980 like the Vor'cha.
Vor'cha-class Klingon attack cruiser
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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M. Night is so frustrating for me because he is *this* close to being great. I still like a fair number of his movies, but...
Meme format comic in three panels, illustrated. 1. A person riding a bicycle wearing jeans and a t-shirt, carrying a stick, on a path near green grass, with the words, "M. Night Shyamalan making a perfectly reasonable and interesting movie." 2. The person is leaning down to insert the stick into the spokes of the front tire as they ride. "Time to brutally beat the viewer over the head with the dumbest take ever." 3. The person and bicycle are now lying on the grass and path separately. The bike has the stick still lodged in the front spokes, and the person is clutching their left knee in pain.
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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the vibe I bring to the party
Lt. Commander Data at a reception, hiding behind a column and making a weird face and gesturing as he privately tries to emulate Commander Calvin "Hutch" Hutchinson, who as known as a master of small talk at parties. Star Trek: The Next Generation "Starship Mine"
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Frog touching a monolith with a cosmic journey reflected in its pupil.
December 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Image designed in aggressively clashing colors in somewhat pastel tones with multiple layers of different photographs of crows in different positions and doing different activities, each given a different color scheme, palette changes, and different layer effects. Text in unmatched font choices that change between words which have inconsistent capitalization reads, "Damn crows got my peanits."
December 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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getting my feelings hurt
vs
remembering who tf i am
Seven of Nine, crying a little bit, lookign away for proivacy as she tries to hold it in pursing her lips and tensing her jaw. (Jeri Tyan is a really good actress because just looking at the still and remembering the scene I'm a little weepy already) The Doctor is behind her looking down as off-frame he is attending to Icheb in the surgical bay. In the episode she wasn't getting her feelings hurts so much as overwhelmed with emotions because a lot of emotional stuff fuckin' been happening for her and in this scene Icheb is in sickbay from risking his own life donating a Borg implant to save hers. Captain Seven of Nine looking confident and in her element with a gentle smile and sitting casually, leaning on one arm slightly and bracing the other on the console armrest of her command chair, on the bridge of the Enterprise-G.
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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One I haven't seen anyone mention despite career longevity, variety of movie types, and number of other beloved actors he has worked with is Kurt Russell.
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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And from then on it was much more about the adventure/conflict bit, so good on them for that. I'm into season two now and been enjoying it.

For my "if for no other reason" for this show I am going to say completely out of context that someone at one point says "Shut up, television's Jason Ritter!"
Television's Jason Ritter. He has very dark hair with an off-center middle part, a short mustache, and a very short goatee on the tip of his chin. He's wearing a cream dress shirt with a shiny grey tie and a green cardigan, and is in front of a lightly cloudy blue sky painted backdrop. He's making a face that could be described as very slightly condescending.
December 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Infographic titles "Waffles are Better than Pancakes" featuring on the left a round waffle with butter and syrup and on the right a stack of pancakes with butter and syrup, with the abbreviation "vs" (versus) in between them. Each image has a variety of contrasting points, listed below. Waffles vs pancakes "Pockets hold butter and syrup" vs "Butter and syrup slide right off and soak in from the bottom" "Can be frozen and reheated in a toaster with minimal reduction in quality" cs "Turns into rubber when frozen" "Crispy deliciousness" vs "Mushy sadness" "Eyes to stomach ratio is 1:1" vs "Swells to 150% size after eating" "Durable: Can hold many types of toppings, even fried chicken" vs "Turns to absolute mush even with basic toppings" "Can be made into an ice cream cone" vs "Cannot be made into an ice cream cone"
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Front page of the New York Times. There is a lot of text, but the important bit is the headlines of two single column articles above the fold: 1. "In Handcuffs After Interview For Green Card: Spouses of U.S. Citizens Could be Deported" 2 "Trump To Free Leader Who Let Drugs Go To U.S.: Padron For Honduran: Stark Counter to Military Action in Caribbean and Pacific."
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Oh man I put on TNG to fall asleep to and the next episode is "Cost of Living" so I guess I'll be awake a bit longer ♥️
The Poet in a holodeck simulation of Parallax Colony of Shiralea VI raises an arm dramatically as he announces loudly, "The higher, the fewer."
November 30, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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"I believe I WILL be taking the exit row for the extra legroom."
Some dipshit from Chicago, Pope Leo XIV, is standing in the aisle of a commercial airplane holding, or perhaps wielding a baseball bat. There are several passengers visible, prominently right in the shot is a man wearing a dark grey suit who has short salt-and-pepper hair, more on the peppery side.
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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Like, in general?
Screenshot of the official White House web page with the title "The White House", a category indicator with a link to go back titled "Media Offenders", and the word "People" in a large font.
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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I can't stop turning these into dumb comics.
Comic made from a collection of screencaps from the film “The Big Heat” (1953) in six panels all in clack and white. 1. There are two men in dark suits standing indoors somewhere. A taller man who looks sweaty and dumbfounded, his hair is wet and unkempt and he is holding an empty carafe. There is a shorter, older jowly man who is leaning forward and making a face. You know that thing where a shorter, jowly man lifts his face displaying his neck flab like some sort of elephant seal behavior when he thinks he's saying something important? Like that. He says, "It's not the heat, it's the humidity!" 2. Old wet head is now sitting on a padded chair, and wearing a light suit, slouched and agitated, holding his hands like claws toward himself. A woman is kneeling by the chair, concerned and attentive, wearing a nice black dress. The man says, I can't handle one more second of this God-forsaken heat, Bridget! 3. Title card for the film. there's sort of a dark toned vortex in the background, and it says, "The Big Heat" with some tiny copyright information. 4. Now our friend has combed his still-sopping hair back and is sitting at a bar, he's also back in the dark suit and horizontally striped tie I forgot to mention. There are a bunch of other people behind in the bar, and the woman from fame two is behind his shoulder looking on as a man in a fedora and trenchcoat is standing and interacting with the wet boy, who is saying, "I don't trust a man, who wears a trenchcoat when it's a hundred and two, mister." 5. Now he's gotten back into the light suit, with no tie and his all mussed and dinged up with scuffs and abrasions. His hair is obviously a complete mess now. Another man in a dark suit and tie with very well-combed hair is holding him across from behind, his right hand on the bedraggled fellow's left shoulder as he points a small revolver at our hero's back. Our comrade in this adventure says, "I's too God-damned hot, I don't care, take my wallet, just leave me the pict…
November 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Now hold on—it was a four day flight by shuttle—I think I showed a lot of restraint!
Geordi is making a "let me stop you there" gesture holding his hand palm outward and fingers loosely spread while tilting his head in a cocked precursor to a "no" head shake. He's in Riker's quarters but I could not for the life of me find a picture of Geordi in the observation lounge for this.
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM