Evane
@evane.bsky.social
Furry aficionado, movies enthusiast, games lover. +18 and often NSFW
Miracle Mile (1988) - 7.5/10
Even if I find the protagonists actions sometimes to be a bit too stupid and nonsensical, I do appreciate and understand the will of spending your probably last moments on Earth with your loved ones, I like how it's hopeful at first and turns into a nigthmare at the end
Even if I find the protagonists actions sometimes to be a bit too stupid and nonsensical, I do appreciate and understand the will of spending your probably last moments on Earth with your loved ones, I like how it's hopeful at first and turns into a nigthmare at the end
November 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Miracle Mile (1988) - 7.5/10
Even if I find the protagonists actions sometimes to be a bit too stupid and nonsensical, I do appreciate and understand the will of spending your probably last moments on Earth with your loved ones, I like how it's hopeful at first and turns into a nigthmare at the end
Even if I find the protagonists actions sometimes to be a bit too stupid and nonsensical, I do appreciate and understand the will of spending your probably last moments on Earth with your loved ones, I like how it's hopeful at first and turns into a nigthmare at the end
Take Shelter (2011) - 8/10
Had conflicting thoughts about the ending when I first watched it, but it kinda makes sense in the grand scheme of things and didn't deter my overall opinion on the film, which is very powerful and at times moving and has an incredible performance by Michael Shannon.
Had conflicting thoughts about the ending when I first watched it, but it kinda makes sense in the grand scheme of things and didn't deter my overall opinion on the film, which is very powerful and at times moving and has an incredible performance by Michael Shannon.
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Take Shelter (2011) - 8/10
Had conflicting thoughts about the ending when I first watched it, but it kinda makes sense in the grand scheme of things and didn't deter my overall opinion on the film, which is very powerful and at times moving and has an incredible performance by Michael Shannon.
Had conflicting thoughts about the ending when I first watched it, but it kinda makes sense in the grand scheme of things and didn't deter my overall opinion on the film, which is very powerful and at times moving and has an incredible performance by Michael Shannon.
Some great bangers and also a disappointing one
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Some great bangers and also a disappointing one
Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021) - 2/10
Hated this almost from the beginning, it's incredible how ugly looking this is, both animation-wise and how fake it feels. Tons of unmemorable and meaningless cameos and references serving only to signify Warner Bros. bragging about owning them.
Hated this almost from the beginning, it's incredible how ugly looking this is, both animation-wise and how fake it feels. Tons of unmemorable and meaningless cameos and references serving only to signify Warner Bros. bragging about owning them.
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021) - 2/10
Hated this almost from the beginning, it's incredible how ugly looking this is, both animation-wise and how fake it feels. Tons of unmemorable and meaningless cameos and references serving only to signify Warner Bros. bragging about owning them.
Hated this almost from the beginning, it's incredible how ugly looking this is, both animation-wise and how fake it feels. Tons of unmemorable and meaningless cameos and references serving only to signify Warner Bros. bragging about owning them.
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982) - 7.5/10
Totally unrelated to the Michael Myers franchise, but still a fun and very gruesome unofficial entry in the series, I wasn't expecting it to have such a dark twist and a memorable final act.
Totally unrelated to the Michael Myers franchise, but still a fun and very gruesome unofficial entry in the series, I wasn't expecting it to have such a dark twist and a memorable final act.
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982) - 7.5/10
Totally unrelated to the Michael Myers franchise, but still a fun and very gruesome unofficial entry in the series, I wasn't expecting it to have such a dark twist and a memorable final act.
Totally unrelated to the Michael Myers franchise, but still a fun and very gruesome unofficial entry in the series, I wasn't expecting it to have such a dark twist and a memorable final act.
Don't Torture a Duckling (1972) - 7/10
I love how a regular 70s giallo can have some of the bloodiest and goriest scenes, like when a guy gets thrown off a cliff and his face is mauled by the rocks as they're falling. Interesting presentation, although the English dubbing wasn't great.
I love how a regular 70s giallo can have some of the bloodiest and goriest scenes, like when a guy gets thrown off a cliff and his face is mauled by the rocks as they're falling. Interesting presentation, although the English dubbing wasn't great.
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Don't Torture a Duckling (1972) - 7/10
I love how a regular 70s giallo can have some of the bloodiest and goriest scenes, like when a guy gets thrown off a cliff and his face is mauled by the rocks as they're falling. Interesting presentation, although the English dubbing wasn't great.
I love how a regular 70s giallo can have some of the bloodiest and goriest scenes, like when a guy gets thrown off a cliff and his face is mauled by the rocks as they're falling. Interesting presentation, although the English dubbing wasn't great.
The People Under The Stairs (1991) - 7/10
Felt like watching a fucked up version of The Goonies, but with more social commentary about gentrification. Loved how they built the house with all the nooks and crannies, all the maze etc, looked like a haunted mansion.
Felt like watching a fucked up version of The Goonies, but with more social commentary about gentrification. Loved how they built the house with all the nooks and crannies, all the maze etc, looked like a haunted mansion.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The People Under The Stairs (1991) - 7/10
Felt like watching a fucked up version of The Goonies, but with more social commentary about gentrification. Loved how they built the house with all the nooks and crannies, all the maze etc, looked like a haunted mansion.
Felt like watching a fucked up version of The Goonies, but with more social commentary about gentrification. Loved how they built the house with all the nooks and crannies, all the maze etc, looked like a haunted mansion.
Cure (1997) - 8.5/10
I fully understand now why this film has been hyped so much over the years, it's a grim and dark detective story that grips you from start until the very last second before the end credits roll, with an increasing sense of uneasiness and tension.
I fully understand now why this film has been hyped so much over the years, it's a grim and dark detective story that grips you from start until the very last second before the end credits roll, with an increasing sense of uneasiness and tension.
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Cure (1997) - 8.5/10
I fully understand now why this film has been hyped so much over the years, it's a grim and dark detective story that grips you from start until the very last second before the end credits roll, with an increasing sense of uneasiness and tension.
I fully understand now why this film has been hyped so much over the years, it's a grim and dark detective story that grips you from start until the very last second before the end credits roll, with an increasing sense of uneasiness and tension.
Bugonia (2025) - 7/10
I still prefer Poor Things or The Favourite over this, but it's still a really satisfying, funny and bleak movie. Jesse Plemons plays the crazy conspirator really well, and even if the ending doesn't come off as too much of a surprise it still elicits a good laugh.
I still prefer Poor Things or The Favourite over this, but it's still a really satisfying, funny and bleak movie. Jesse Plemons plays the crazy conspirator really well, and even if the ending doesn't come off as too much of a surprise it still elicits a good laugh.
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Bugonia (2025) - 7/10
I still prefer Poor Things or The Favourite over this, but it's still a really satisfying, funny and bleak movie. Jesse Plemons plays the crazy conspirator really well, and even if the ending doesn't come off as too much of a surprise it still elicits a good laugh.
I still prefer Poor Things or The Favourite over this, but it's still a really satisfying, funny and bleak movie. Jesse Plemons plays the crazy conspirator really well, and even if the ending doesn't come off as too much of a surprise it still elicits a good laugh.
The Blob (1988) - 7.5/10
I love when a monster/horror movie has characters dying in the most gruesome ways. I also like how it defies expectations for characters you're rooting for and dying at the mercy of an unstoppable alien force. Fantastic special effects by Tony Gardner on the blob monster.
I love when a monster/horror movie has characters dying in the most gruesome ways. I also like how it defies expectations for characters you're rooting for and dying at the mercy of an unstoppable alien force. Fantastic special effects by Tony Gardner on the blob monster.
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The Blob (1988) - 7.5/10
I love when a monster/horror movie has characters dying in the most gruesome ways. I also like how it defies expectations for characters you're rooting for and dying at the mercy of an unstoppable alien force. Fantastic special effects by Tony Gardner on the blob monster.
I love when a monster/horror movie has characters dying in the most gruesome ways. I also like how it defies expectations for characters you're rooting for and dying at the mercy of an unstoppable alien force. Fantastic special effects by Tony Gardner on the blob monster.
Creepshow (1982) - 7/10
Reminded me of the "Twilight Zone" film, but this is ultimately better: great episodes overall, some really nasty and gory (thanks to Tom Savini's special effects), others pretty funny (who knew Stephen King could be a credible hillbilly?)
Reminded me of the "Twilight Zone" film, but this is ultimately better: great episodes overall, some really nasty and gory (thanks to Tom Savini's special effects), others pretty funny (who knew Stephen King could be a credible hillbilly?)
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Creepshow (1982) - 7/10
Reminded me of the "Twilight Zone" film, but this is ultimately better: great episodes overall, some really nasty and gory (thanks to Tom Savini's special effects), others pretty funny (who knew Stephen King could be a credible hillbilly?)
Reminded me of the "Twilight Zone" film, but this is ultimately better: great episodes overall, some really nasty and gory (thanks to Tom Savini's special effects), others pretty funny (who knew Stephen King could be a credible hillbilly?)
So you're literally Peter Griffin
November 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
So you're literally Peter Griffin
I finally met @herrwozzeck.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I finally met @herrwozzeck.bsky.social
Last time these two were together was when Buck destroyed Dice's hole as payback for getting destroyed at videogames. Now it seems that the bull wants to take his sweet, sexier time with the insatiable rhino.
Artwork by @lewalrus18.bsky.social , featuring that hornball of @diceros.bsky.social
Artwork by @lewalrus18.bsky.social , featuring that hornball of @diceros.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Last time these two were together was when Buck destroyed Dice's hole as payback for getting destroyed at videogames. Now it seems that the bull wants to take his sweet, sexier time with the insatiable rhino.
Artwork by @lewalrus18.bsky.social , featuring that hornball of @diceros.bsky.social
Artwork by @lewalrus18.bsky.social , featuring that hornball of @diceros.bsky.social
Which one of you drew this?????
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Which one of you drew this?????
They remind me of this obscure character from Horton Hears a Who
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
They remind me of this obscure character from Horton Hears a Who
Disney's Italian official account calls out furries.
"POV: I watch Zootopia 2 for the plot"
"The plot:"
"POV: I watch Zootopia 2 for the plot"
"The plot:"
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Disney's Italian official account calls out furries.
"POV: I watch Zootopia 2 for the plot"
"The plot:"
"POV: I watch Zootopia 2 for the plot"
"The plot:"
Near Dark (1987) - 5.5/10
A slow neo-noir western with vampires, essentially. Honestly a bit boring, and I don't know if it was because of the two characters being in love with one another but also kind of amateur-ish, the not-so-great direction. One thing for certain is that Bill Paxton rules.
A slow neo-noir western with vampires, essentially. Honestly a bit boring, and I don't know if it was because of the two characters being in love with one another but also kind of amateur-ish, the not-so-great direction. One thing for certain is that Bill Paxton rules.
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Near Dark (1987) - 5.5/10
A slow neo-noir western with vampires, essentially. Honestly a bit boring, and I don't know if it was because of the two characters being in love with one another but also kind of amateur-ish, the not-so-great direction. One thing for certain is that Bill Paxton rules.
A slow neo-noir western with vampires, essentially. Honestly a bit boring, and I don't know if it was because of the two characters being in love with one another but also kind of amateur-ish, the not-so-great direction. One thing for certain is that Bill Paxton rules.
The Keep (1983) - 7/10
The movie itself was kind of a mess, due to production troubles and a lot of scenes being cut so that the continuity didn't work very well, but it works nonetheless! Very atmospheric thanks also to Tangerine Dream's score, but also it makes some sense in a way.
The movie itself was kind of a mess, due to production troubles and a lot of scenes being cut so that the continuity didn't work very well, but it works nonetheless! Very atmospheric thanks also to Tangerine Dream's score, but also it makes some sense in a way.
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 AM
The Keep (1983) - 7/10
The movie itself was kind of a mess, due to production troubles and a lot of scenes being cut so that the continuity didn't work very well, but it works nonetheless! Very atmospheric thanks also to Tangerine Dream's score, but also it makes some sense in a way.
The movie itself was kind of a mess, due to production troubles and a lot of scenes being cut so that the continuity didn't work very well, but it works nonetheless! Very atmospheric thanks also to Tangerine Dream's score, but also it makes some sense in a way.
In The Hand of Dante (2025) - 2/10
The movie is not officially out, it got leaked before its official presentation at Venice Film Festival. Still a really embarrassing attempt at trying to tell a story around Dante, at times it felt like watching a fake parody. Laughably bad, very wasted cast.
The movie is not officially out, it got leaked before its official presentation at Venice Film Festival. Still a really embarrassing attempt at trying to tell a story around Dante, at times it felt like watching a fake parody. Laughably bad, very wasted cast.
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
In The Hand of Dante (2025) - 2/10
The movie is not officially out, it got leaked before its official presentation at Venice Film Festival. Still a really embarrassing attempt at trying to tell a story around Dante, at times it felt like watching a fake parody. Laughably bad, very wasted cast.
The movie is not officially out, it got leaked before its official presentation at Venice Film Festival. Still a really embarrassing attempt at trying to tell a story around Dante, at times it felt like watching a fake parody. Laughably bad, very wasted cast.
Honey Don't! (2025) - 3/10
The title alone should've been enough of a suggestion to not watch this, but I caved anyway, and in the end it's really just a mess of a movie, jumping from various subplots without developing them properly. Nonsense, unfunny, but Chris Evans in a jockstrap is ok.
The title alone should've been enough of a suggestion to not watch this, but I caved anyway, and in the end it's really just a mess of a movie, jumping from various subplots without developing them properly. Nonsense, unfunny, but Chris Evans in a jockstrap is ok.
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Honey Don't! (2025) - 3/10
The title alone should've been enough of a suggestion to not watch this, but I caved anyway, and in the end it's really just a mess of a movie, jumping from various subplots without developing them properly. Nonsense, unfunny, but Chris Evans in a jockstrap is ok.
The title alone should've been enough of a suggestion to not watch this, but I caved anyway, and in the end it's really just a mess of a movie, jumping from various subplots without developing them properly. Nonsense, unfunny, but Chris Evans in a jockstrap is ok.
Same goes for Hades 2: whereas the game introduces new weapons, abilities, character, storyline and a vast majority of improvements, it's also too fucking long to finish it 100%. Even if I'm having lots of fun playing it, the end always seems so far away, so I'll take it extra easy this time.
November 4, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Same goes for Hades 2: whereas the game introduces new weapons, abilities, character, storyline and a vast majority of improvements, it's also too fucking long to finish it 100%. Even if I'm having lots of fun playing it, the end always seems so far away, so I'll take it extra easy this time.
I think I'll put Silksong on hold until I feel enough energy to properly finish it: aesthetically beautiful, atmospheric and enormous, a vast improvement over Hollow Knight in gameplay, but at the same time challenging and frustrating, at the point where I find it overly overwhelming.
November 4, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I think I'll put Silksong on hold until I feel enough energy to properly finish it: aesthetically beautiful, atmospheric and enormous, a vast improvement over Hollow Knight in gameplay, but at the same time challenging and frustrating, at the point where I find it overly overwhelming.