Elf is terrible. I went to see it in the cinema the other year with friends to check I hadn't just taken against it for no reason. Nope. Objectively awful.

At least he's upholding the high cinematic standards by *checks notes* having a premiere in Fortnite.

🙃

I bet it's like a tape measure where you can push a thing up to lock it in place otherwise it just retracts.

Start with Mort. Also try the Rivers Of London books, not fantasy exactly but magic in modern day London.

Maybe it's a loaves and fishes kinda deal. Really makes those selection boxes stretch.