Damn, you're right. You've shown me the error of my ways. In the 96 seconds I've been looking a this bluesky post and scrolling the AI bots comments on it, I could have personally save America and the world with my kryptonian superpowers. But I didn't, because Jon Bois made a funny.

Ugh, RIP windows phone. Microsoft actually managed to make something good and nobody bought it l.

Is THAT what's happening?!!?

RIP my hobby of watching clueless reply guys like birds on the porch

Translation: "y'all better pay me enough lobby money to be set for life if you expect me to vote for this thing that will tank my reelection"

This felt personal

God, fuck that song even without the lyrics. The worst rock song of the 2000s.

Indivisible, is that you??

Begone, bot.

You seem fun.

You're being too hard on yourself. I think three can do it.

Just one more donation to Act blue, bro. We swear, bro. Fifteen more dollars and we'll totally start fighting back. Please, bro.

Whoa, easy there, Rockefeller. Some of us have to game on stuff we can afford.

You seem fun.

Is this bad for Joe Biden?