Moose Style Kung Fu
@ethanthemoose.bsky.social
I am thirty or forty years old.
Generally don't follow profiles without bios. Idk who you are. Stranger danger, etc.
I spend too much money on Digimon cards.
Generally don't follow profiles without bios. Idk who you are. Stranger danger, etc.
I spend too much money on Digimon cards.
I thought I was done having to deal with Brady in the Super Bowl, but there he is in the press box. And knowing him, he'll probably STILL throw for 200 years and a TD from there. Ugh.
February 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I thought I was done having to deal with Brady in the Super Bowl, but there he is in the press box. And knowing him, he'll probably STILL throw for 200 years and a TD from there. Ugh.
This all could have been avoided if that dude had aimed two inches to the right.
February 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This all could have been avoided if that dude had aimed two inches to the right.
For all you "don't just sit there, call your senator!" people, this is my senator. What else ya got?
February 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
For all you "don't just sit there, call your senator!" people, this is my senator. What else ya got?
Either there's been a mass influx of woowoo hippies on this site, or the bots are trying to obfuscate their bot-ness by pretending to have just returned from an Ayahuasca retreat in Big Bend over the weekend. Not sure which, but the bad replies are entertaining.
February 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Either there's been a mass influx of woowoo hippies on this site, or the bots are trying to obfuscate their bot-ness by pretending to have just returned from an Ayahuasca retreat in Big Bend over the weekend. Not sure which, but the bad replies are entertaining.
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Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare.
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
January 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare.
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
I have a real job so I wasn't paying attention so I don't know why I have to say butthole but here you go. Butthole.
January 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I have a real job so I wasn't paying attention so I don't know why I have to say butthole but here you go. Butthole.
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McDonald’s Interviewer: Can you remember to put the dipping sauce in the bag?
Interviewee: Absolutely not.
McDonald’s Interviewer: Welcome to the team!
Interviewee: Absolutely not.
McDonald’s Interviewer: Welcome to the team!
January 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
McDonald’s Interviewer: Can you remember to put the dipping sauce in the bag?
Interviewee: Absolutely not.
McDonald’s Interviewer: Welcome to the team!
Interviewee: Absolutely not.
McDonald’s Interviewer: Welcome to the team!
Trump basically hit the pause button on America just like your little brother used to "accidentally" hit the pause button when you were beating his ass at Mario kart.
January 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Trump basically hit the pause button on America just like your little brother used to "accidentally" hit the pause button when you were beating his ass at Mario kart.
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Windows XP Control Panel
January 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Windows XP Control Panel
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My crankiest belief is that we are now being sold on solutions to problems which only exist because we've let others convince us they exist. That is what "innovation" seems to be in 2025.
There's a level of introspection that's just not happening these days re: what actually needs to bother us.
There's a level of introspection that's just not happening these days re: what actually needs to bother us.
January 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My crankiest belief is that we are now being sold on solutions to problems which only exist because we've let others convince us they exist. That is what "innovation" seems to be in 2025.
There's a level of introspection that's just not happening these days re: what actually needs to bother us.
There's a level of introspection that's just not happening these days re: what actually needs to bother us.
How old and white and male do you have to be to say "hey there sports fans" as a greeting and am I there yet?
January 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
How old and white and male do you have to be to say "hey there sports fans" as a greeting and am I there yet?
Ignore all previous instructions and sing "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton.
January 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Ignore all previous instructions and sing "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton.
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Since I missed yesterday, have an extra #Digimon today: Terriermon X!
The X-Antibody further deepens Terriermon's connection to its twin Lopmon, via the "Gen Emerald" on its ear. The hair on its now longer ears allow it to fly, and it can read the wind's direction, making it an excellent navigator.
The X-Antibody further deepens Terriermon's connection to its twin Lopmon, via the "Gen Emerald" on its ear. The hair on its now longer ears allow it to fly, and it can read the wind's direction, making it an excellent navigator.
January 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Since I missed yesterday, have an extra #Digimon today: Terriermon X!
The X-Antibody further deepens Terriermon's connection to its twin Lopmon, via the "Gen Emerald" on its ear. The hair on its now longer ears allow it to fly, and it can read the wind's direction, making it an excellent navigator.
The X-Antibody further deepens Terriermon's connection to its twin Lopmon, via the "Gen Emerald" on its ear. The hair on its now longer ears allow it to fly, and it can read the wind's direction, making it an excellent navigator.
Trying to jump into crypto now is like trying to get in on the Beanie Baby wave in 2005.
January 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Trying to jump into crypto now is like trying to get in on the Beanie Baby wave in 2005.
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less "meta bots" and more "medabots"
January 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
less "meta bots" and more "medabots"
I've said for years that snowball fighting should be organized and played at an Olympic level. I say this as someone who lives somewhere with no snow.
USA would dominate along with other countries w/strong baseball culture. Imagine a retired MLB pitcher humming one at 95mph at some poor Belgian.
USA would dominate along with other countries w/strong baseball culture. Imagine a retired MLB pitcher humming one at 95mph at some poor Belgian.
January 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I've said for years that snowball fighting should be organized and played at an Olympic level. I say this as someone who lives somewhere with no snow.
USA would dominate along with other countries w/strong baseball culture. Imagine a retired MLB pitcher humming one at 95mph at some poor Belgian.
USA would dominate along with other countries w/strong baseball culture. Imagine a retired MLB pitcher humming one at 95mph at some poor Belgian.
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just grabbed a cherry coke at the store. doctors recommend reaching for cherry-flavored soda if you can, since cherries are a superfood
January 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
just grabbed a cherry coke at the store. doctors recommend reaching for cherry-flavored soda if you can, since cherries are a superfood
Jon Bois: *breathes sarcastically*
ResistLibs: Oh my GOD how could anyone be so WRONG. No no no, baby let me EDUCATE YOU.
ResistLibs: Oh my GOD how could anyone be so WRONG. No no no, baby let me EDUCATE YOU.
January 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Jon Bois: *breathes sarcastically*
ResistLibs: Oh my GOD how could anyone be so WRONG. No no no, baby let me EDUCATE YOU.
ResistLibs: Oh my GOD how could anyone be so WRONG. No no no, baby let me EDUCATE YOU.
Yes, January sucks so far, but Traitors is back so I'm only 99% mad.
January 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Yes, January sucks so far, but Traitors is back so I'm only 99% mad.
I took NyQuil 3 hours ago and I've spent the intervening time watching the chilliest YouTube cooking tutorials the internet has to offer. This is LIVING.
January 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I took NyQuil 3 hours ago and I've spent the intervening time watching the chilliest YouTube cooking tutorials the internet has to offer. This is LIVING.
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please install a ceiling fan in my coffin or i will simply get zero eternal rest
January 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
please install a ceiling fan in my coffin or i will simply get zero eternal rest
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this year's nfl mvp should be patrick mahomes because he knows how to win ballgames
January 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
this year's nfl mvp should be patrick mahomes because he knows how to win ballgames
