Ethan Johnson
@ethanpotatofl.bsky.social
In 2017 I declared my sole interests were art, music, beauty and truth. I declare it again as we navigate 2025.
I did my finest guitar work to date today...
WHILE WARMING UP 😭
WHILE WARMING UP 😭
November 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I did my finest guitar work to date today...
WHILE WARMING UP 😭
WHILE WARMING UP 😭
Holy fucking shit, you guys, I made The Face while being comfortable in my own mediocrity, which #guitarsky knows is the Holy Gods Damned Grail on ANY instrument.
Also, I don't sell 'em, but if you ask me, Grote LP style guitars are a-ok. To be fair I modded mine a little.
Also, I don't sell 'em, but if you ask me, Grote LP style guitars are a-ok. To be fair I modded mine a little.
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Holy fucking shit, you guys, I made The Face while being comfortable in my own mediocrity, which #guitarsky knows is the Holy Gods Damned Grail on ANY instrument.
Also, I don't sell 'em, but if you ask me, Grote LP style guitars are a-ok. To be fair I modded mine a little.
Also, I don't sell 'em, but if you ask me, Grote LP style guitars are a-ok. To be fair I modded mine a little.
Lookit me, recording actual music! I normally create "goldfish jams" that are meant to be forgotten the instant I switch my equipment off, but this one hit different.
This post is dedicated to @taffetav.bsky.social who is learning the C scale this weekend. (No, we don't know each other. I read.)
This post is dedicated to @taffetav.bsky.social who is learning the C scale this weekend. (No, we don't know each other. I read.)
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Lookit me, recording actual music! I normally create "goldfish jams" that are meant to be forgotten the instant I switch my equipment off, but this one hit different.
This post is dedicated to @taffetav.bsky.social who is learning the C scale this weekend. (No, we don't know each other. I read.)
This post is dedicated to @taffetav.bsky.social who is learning the C scale this weekend. (No, we don't know each other. I read.)
One more, can't resist.
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
One more, can't resist.
Witness the power of this fully functional battle station!
(TL;DR: I can haz pose for the camera nao plz)
(TL;DR: I can haz pose for the camera nao plz)
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Witness the power of this fully functional battle station!
(TL;DR: I can haz pose for the camera nao plz)
(TL;DR: I can haz pose for the camera nao plz)
Continuing the "WHAT IF... THE SHUTDOWN IS PERMANENT?" theme, aka more @mskohut.bsky.social bait, in which paraphrasing Agent Smith cuts to the heart of the drum MS Kohut bangs regularly in my feed. (This is not a slam.)
But this should, however, give you massive pause when people say "midterms" /1
But this should, however, give you massive pause when people say "midterms" /1
October 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Continuing the "WHAT IF... THE SHUTDOWN IS PERMANENT?" theme, aka more @mskohut.bsky.social bait, in which paraphrasing Agent Smith cuts to the heart of the drum MS Kohut bangs regularly in my feed. (This is not a slam.)
But this should, however, give you massive pause when people say "midterms" /1
But this should, however, give you massive pause when people say "midterms" /1
Spitballing here, but what if the shutdown is actually permanent?
Nothing else TrumpLand does is Constitutional or strictly legal, so why bother bringing Congress back*?
Is this @mskohut.bsky.social bait? We shall see.
But am I wrong...?
* Epstein files not a factor, actually. See alt text.
Nothing else TrumpLand does is Constitutional or strictly legal, so why bother bringing Congress back*?
Is this @mskohut.bsky.social bait? We shall see.
But am I wrong...?
* Epstein files not a factor, actually. See alt text.
October 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Spitballing here, but what if the shutdown is actually permanent?
Nothing else TrumpLand does is Constitutional or strictly legal, so why bother bringing Congress back*?
Is this @mskohut.bsky.social bait? We shall see.
But am I wrong...?
* Epstein files not a factor, actually. See alt text.
Nothing else TrumpLand does is Constitutional or strictly legal, so why bother bringing Congress back*?
Is this @mskohut.bsky.social bait? We shall see.
But am I wrong...?
* Epstein files not a factor, actually. See alt text.
Reasonably evergreen idea in this fast paced news cycle: Film Trump playing golf.
He's always off doing it, so it's not a scarcity issue. Then split screen that with the Crisis of the Day(tm).
You wanna mobilize people, show them what the President is doing while they suffer.
He's always off doing it, so it's not a scarcity issue. Then split screen that with the Crisis of the Day(tm).
You wanna mobilize people, show them what the President is doing while they suffer.
"This is an absolute gut punch." Jen Psaki reacts to Donald Trump's demolition of the White House's East Wing.
October 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Reasonably evergreen idea in this fast paced news cycle: Film Trump playing golf.
He's always off doing it, so it's not a scarcity issue. Then split screen that with the Crisis of the Day(tm).
You wanna mobilize people, show them what the President is doing while they suffer.
He's always off doing it, so it's not a scarcity issue. Then split screen that with the Crisis of the Day(tm).
You wanna mobilize people, show them what the President is doing while they suffer.
THIS THIS THIS
I’m still kinda shook that the entire history of the United States was just being held together by the honor system
Just astounding
Just astounding
October 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
THIS THIS THIS
Louder for the people in the back:
Rules 👏are 👏for 👏when 👏powerful 👏people (and businesses) 👏 DON'T 👏 want 👏 to 👏 do 👏 things.
It's just been proven, again.
Rules/laws against this? Wipe yer ass with 'em.
Trump does.
And who prevents it?
NOT Rules.
NOT laws.
Prove me wrong. YOU CAN'T.
Rules 👏are 👏for 👏when 👏powerful 👏people (and businesses) 👏 DON'T 👏 want 👏 to 👏 do 👏 things.
It's just been proven, again.
Rules/laws against this? Wipe yer ass with 'em.
Trump does.
And who prevents it?
NOT Rules.
NOT laws.
Prove me wrong. YOU CAN'T.
This is insane. If Obama did this the GOP would impeach
omg!
"Demolition crews have begun tearing down part of the White House...
"Construction teams Monday were demolishing a portion of the East Wing, with a backhoe ripping through the structure..."
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
"Demolition crews have begun tearing down part of the White House...
"Construction teams Monday were demolishing a portion of the East Wing, with a backhoe ripping through the structure..."
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
October 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Louder for the people in the back:
Rules 👏are 👏for 👏when 👏powerful 👏people (and businesses) 👏 DON'T 👏 want 👏 to 👏 do 👏 things.
It's just been proven, again.
Rules/laws against this? Wipe yer ass with 'em.
Trump does.
And who prevents it?
NOT Rules.
NOT laws.
Prove me wrong. YOU CAN'T.
Rules 👏are 👏for 👏when 👏powerful 👏people (and businesses) 👏 DON'T 👏 want 👏 to 👏 do 👏 things.
It's just been proven, again.
Rules/laws against this? Wipe yer ass with 'em.
Trump does.
And who prevents it?
NOT Rules.
NOT laws.
Prove me wrong. YOU CAN'T.
Ya know, or ya don't, but ICE ads run on DailyMotion too.
Outrage? Anyone?
Outrage? Anyone?
October 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Ya know, or ya don't, but ICE ads run on DailyMotion too.
Outrage? Anyone?
Outrage? Anyone?
YES! You CAN download our new podcast on many of your favorite platforms, including YouTube, Spotify, Amazon Music, and Apple Podcasts!
And YES, you can show everyone you knew about it before everyone else did with this stylish tee, also available in a tank top!
Let your style do the talking!
And YES, you can show everyone you knew about it before everyone else did with this stylish tee, also available in a tank top!
Let your style do the talking!
October 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
YES! You CAN download our new podcast on many of your favorite platforms, including YouTube, Spotify, Amazon Music, and Apple Podcasts!
And YES, you can show everyone you knew about it before everyone else did with this stylish tee, also available in a tank top!
Let your style do the talking!
And YES, you can show everyone you knew about it before everyone else did with this stylish tee, also available in a tank top!
Let your style do the talking!
Morrissey: "My Arsenal."
September 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Morrissey: "My Arsenal."
During a recent trip to Gods & Monsters in Orlando, I picked up the Catan dice game. We gave it a trial run tonight and... it's a hit! We've never played Catan in any form, and this was basically Catan meets Yahtzee. Very portable, very playable, not boring.
Worth a try! 🤩
Worth a try! 🤩
September 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
During a recent trip to Gods & Monsters in Orlando, I picked up the Catan dice game. We gave it a trial run tonight and... it's a hit! We've never played Catan in any form, and this was basically Catan meets Yahtzee. Very portable, very playable, not boring.
Worth a try! 🤩
Worth a try! 🤩
Also this.
Hi, everyone, it's me, one of the 231 members of Congress who just said "violence is not the answer" and then proceeded to vote for an $848 billion military spending bill
September 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Also this.
I know all of the Dem politicos denouncing Charlie Kirk's death are seeking to innoculate themselves from claims of being in any way supportive of the shooter, but blah blah fucking blah.
Show me Trump actually being held to account for his many crimes, and I'll believe how "for" justice you are.
Show me Trump actually being held to account for his many crimes, and I'll believe how "for" justice you are.
September 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I know all of the Dem politicos denouncing Charlie Kirk's death are seeking to innoculate themselves from claims of being in any way supportive of the shooter, but blah blah fucking blah.
Show me Trump actually being held to account for his many crimes, and I'll believe how "for" justice you are.
Show me Trump actually being held to account for his many crimes, and I'll believe how "for" justice you are.
August 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Oh, I'm sure Mainers will find some bullshit justification for voting her back in again. And again. 🙄
You're not going to believe this but Susan Collins is "extremely alarmed"
August 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Oh, I'm sure Mainers will find some bullshit justification for voting her back in again. And again. 🙄
Trying out this video post thing. If you like:
• Mini Golf ⛳️
• Having a laugh
• Tours 🚗
• Killer theme music
...then this series is for you! 🤩
New episodes drop every Monday on YouTube. Check it out!
youtu.be/lbWg_aDAXDE
#minigolf #series #tour
• Mini Golf ⛳️
• Having a laugh
• Tours 🚗
• Killer theme music
...then this series is for you! 🤩
New episodes drop every Monday on YouTube. Check it out!
youtu.be/lbWg_aDAXDE
#minigolf #series #tour
August 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Trying out this video post thing. If you like:
• Mini Golf ⛳️
• Having a laugh
• Tours 🚗
• Killer theme music
...then this series is for you! 🤩
New episodes drop every Monday on YouTube. Check it out!
youtu.be/lbWg_aDAXDE
#minigolf #series #tour
• Mini Golf ⛳️
• Having a laugh
• Tours 🚗
• Killer theme music
...then this series is for you! 🤩
New episodes drop every Monday on YouTube. Check it out!
youtu.be/lbWg_aDAXDE
#minigolf #series #tour
This right here is whatcha call a negative goal. What's for dinner tonight? "Not chicken!"
I think this is why "any Democrat" puts up HOF numbers in off-cycle polls, then someone gets nominated, and suddenly, you can't slide a piece of paper between them and the incumbent's numbers.
I think this is why "any Democrat" puts up HOF numbers in off-cycle polls, then someone gets nominated, and suddenly, you can't slide a piece of paper between them and the incumbent's numbers.
I will never vote for Kamala Harris. I will never vote for Pete Buttigieg. I will never vote for Gavin Newsom. I will never vote for that Hat Man.
August 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
This right here is whatcha call a negative goal. What's for dinner tonight? "Not chicken!"
I think this is why "any Democrat" puts up HOF numbers in off-cycle polls, then someone gets nominated, and suddenly, you can't slide a piece of paper between them and the incumbent's numbers.
I think this is why "any Democrat" puts up HOF numbers in off-cycle polls, then someone gets nominated, and suddenly, you can't slide a piece of paper between them and the incumbent's numbers.
"Before you can tell your own stories, first, you have to learn the language."
HUGE truth dagger from Brandon D'Eon.
I had that stupid conceit back in the day that I wouldn't learn any cover songs to develop my "own sound," which was complete bullshit and set my development back 6 billion years.
HUGE truth dagger from Brandon D'Eon.
I had that stupid conceit back in the day that I wouldn't learn any cover songs to develop my "own sound," which was complete bullshit and set my development back 6 billion years.
July 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"Before you can tell your own stories, first, you have to learn the language."
HUGE truth dagger from Brandon D'Eon.
I had that stupid conceit back in the day that I wouldn't learn any cover songs to develop my "own sound," which was complete bullshit and set my development back 6 billion years.
HUGE truth dagger from Brandon D'Eon.
I had that stupid conceit back in the day that I wouldn't learn any cover songs to develop my "own sound," which was complete bullshit and set my development back 6 billion years.
If the election was stolen, *that's* the reason Kamala Harris lost.
Focus on that.
Focus on that.
July 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If the election was stolen, *that's* the reason Kamala Harris lost.
Focus on that.
Focus on that.
I finally got the memo: The Warning is for real.
Howver, the camera operators had no idea how to film a singing drummer.
"Camera one, get the guitar." (She's off playing guitar somewhere)
"Camera 2, get the bass." (Ditto)
Director: Welp, must be backing tracks, then.
youtu.be/tvf-M8uzToM?...
Howver, the camera operators had no idea how to film a singing drummer.
"Camera one, get the guitar." (She's off playing guitar somewhere)
"Camera 2, get the bass." (Ditto)
Director: Welp, must be backing tracks, then.
youtu.be/tvf-M8uzToM?...
The Warning - live at Hellfest 2025 - ARTE Concert
YouTube video by ARTE Concert
youtu.be
July 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I finally got the memo: The Warning is for real.
Howver, the camera operators had no idea how to film a singing drummer.
"Camera one, get the guitar." (She's off playing guitar somewhere)
"Camera 2, get the bass." (Ditto)
Director: Welp, must be backing tracks, then.
youtu.be/tvf-M8uzToM?...
Howver, the camera operators had no idea how to film a singing drummer.
"Camera one, get the guitar." (She's off playing guitar somewhere)
"Camera 2, get the bass." (Ditto)
Director: Welp, must be backing tracks, then.
youtu.be/tvf-M8uzToM?...