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esvrld.bsky.social
blueanon shaman ☭
@esvrld.bsky.social
ascended intp dark empath. expert in international relations. last of the famous international bouncebois. don't blame me, i voted for jo entropic. everything i post is real. xe/she

fiction: https://wordsmith.social/lightninggarden/
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ꙮ WE'RE RAISING MONEY TO PUT LUNAR MISERIES OGDO IN PRINT ꙮ

donation link: www.paypal.com/donate/?host...

mastodon thread with details: normal.style/@esvrld/1155...

pdf's of the issue: ko-fi.com/s/40e276b409
terrible that ai did this to her. we need more stringent copyright laws to protect artists
Miles Morales co-creator Sara Pichelli says she does not get any royalties from the ‘Spider-Verse’ films, Insomniac games, or merch

"I don’t get anything … that's the saddest part of my life"

(via SiteJamesons | TW)
December 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
(axial age anti-woke guy) nārāyaṇa? they just keep inventing new identities!
December 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
let's not lose sight of the important fact that anne frank was tme
December 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
being allowed to play a video game should require a background check and an exam like getting a gun or a driver's licence
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
my son...
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 1d
A GameStop listing for Resident Evil Requiem shows a Deluxe Edition includes costumes for a shock second character — and no, it's not who you might think. https://bit.ly/48GZGPd
December 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Wandering the desolate wastes for 777 years
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
rather than as a parental figure, it seems more likely cats view their humans as their feudal overlords
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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i'm sure there's an 'indie author' or an 'aspiring writer' out there who's not a completely deluded hack who thinks their continued work in bringing the average quality of literature down'll surely be rewarded any day now if they don't waver in their faith in mickey mouse; but i've yet to see one
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i must applaud how thoroly this is everything i despise
December 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
strapping myself to an industrial paint mixer and vibrating around until my internal organs have fully liquefied, then flushing them out with an ayurvedic nose can
December 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i could very easily avoid chun the unavoidable. it would be simple for me to do this
December 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Decision in the Sandie Peggie case.

She was not directly or indirectly discriminated against, her claim of victimisation fails entirely, her claim of harassment fails largely and her claim against Beth Upton fails entirely. www.judiciary.uk/judgments/sa...
Sandie Peggie -v- Fife Health Board and another (judgment and summary) - Courts and Tribunals Judiciary
Case number: 4104864/2024 Employment Tribunal, Scotland 8 December 2025 Before: Employment Judge A KempTribunal Member L BrownTribunal Member C Russell Between: Mrs Sandie Peggie -v- Fife Health Board...
www.judiciary.uk
December 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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She won her case like you won the general election.
December 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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I remember posting this at the very beginning of the pandemic. Glad it was correct for at least one dude
December 8, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Post your favorite LOTR character. Wrong answers only!
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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I just came up with these common phrases from a world where the taiga is an extrajudicial zone where all disputes are customarily settled with violence:
"See you on the taiga!"
"Let's take this to the taiga!"
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
before you seek revenge, check if you can write digging two caves off as a capital improvement on your property
December 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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oi a gorblins done nicked me amulet
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Netflix CEO sacrificed to volcano, area piracy gods appeased, sources close to the deities report
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
here's the newest chapter of my original literary fiction for discerning audiences archiveofourown.org/works/672157...
The City of Birds - Chapter 3 - Laanah - Kill Six Billion Demons (Webcomic) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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for millennia, humans have dreamed of having our blood feel the warmth of the ozone (that’s why blood is always trying to leave our bodies) and we are lucky to live in the era when we finally have the technology
I don't even know how to joke about this
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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"He said a lot of very nasty things about my weregild, some very dishonest things about something that a lot of the men of Númenor are saying I really ought to treasure. And Círdan, he's standing there like this with his face all, Círdan, elf guy, and by the way, rude to stand there wearing Narya"
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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My patented Guy-alysis procedure involves exposing ratios of blood to military training, A1 steak sauce, and a little bit of sissy hypno to build up immunity by exposure, then pumping it back into the catheter. Many can't handle it, but the ones that make it are warriors
I don't even know how to joke about this
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 AM