cvnty epistemologist
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cvnty epistemologist
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integrity module dropout | family abolition mom | digital library luddite

Shock! Horror! Probe!

Amanda Lear meets Kathy Acker but for information systems.
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Don't worry guys, we can push bluesky left after it wins the election
October 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
having that moment with bIúesky, as seems inevitable for all social media platforms these days, where i wonder why any of us is on here.
October 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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the year is halimedean century 0025. the united kingdom's labour government has just mandated etiquette and personal grooming classes for all trans women. the united states congress remains gridlocked over proposals to legalise bottom surgery for trans women who've contributed to lesbian pregnancy
October 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
getting mad at halimede for being a chaser is like getting mad at charlie chaplain for being The Great Dictator
October 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
LUST HAG
October 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
lord help me, i'm teaching dolls about digital libraries
September 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
we made a terrible mistake when we wouldn't let them have "hot [tslur] mess", and now we have "TIVE".

we made our beds, girls.
September 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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no matter what happens the state can’t take away the free face lift they gave me
September 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
it was a fantastic afternoon to be at the nail salon.
September 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
i threw Conundrum at an endocrinologist
September 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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mom sent a video of her singing solidarity forever, 3yo demanded to watch it on repeat and sing along. hell yeah, happy labor day ✊
September 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
long-acting reversible contraceptive / weak anthropic principal
I looked at my birth year in merriam webster’s time traveler and I’m as old as the terms “thirtysomething,” “ADHD,” “SSRI,” and “emoticon.”

This feels a little too on-the-nose.
September 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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oh nice another post telling me what to do
August 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
unfollowing major accounts across platforms over this today.
i think i am going to start blocking trans people who spread unchecked panic by posting every wild thing that fascists say on twitter without context.
August 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Our Lady of the Flowers
The 1994 Vogue assistant editor oral entrance exam.

I teach a class on magazine writing / publishing every fall (in which the students make a magazine) and am going to have them create their own, updated, Gen Z equivalent.
August 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
my child, sitting in front of a plate of their absolute favorite foods:

"i will be hungry foreeeever!"
August 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"thank you, gentlemen" can't wait to give notice here.
July 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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you should NEVER call someone an egg! EVER! if you think a cis person is secretly trans the correct thing to call them is a coward. then flap your elbows and make chicken noises for awhile before looking them in the eye and saying “thats you.” you can also double dog dare them, but its not required.
June 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
when you're a woman, your gender is more or less your job.
July 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM