I find myself searching for sources and concluding that this is satire, and v good at that.

Martial Law time?

Probably cut and pasted from his morning National Security briefing.

Now I’ve read the article that’s literally what they did.

So they weighed the damp washing and then weighed it again when it was dry. Or is there some more sophisticated way that it’s done in universities?

Post-match, I heard one Scotland player say he thought they had been pretty rubbish.

And the prize is … a trip to the USA.

It was obviously a really good idea to put waste disposal on the hands of the for-profit private sector. Look at the efficiency gains and cost savings.

As I thought. Arguably more anti-capitalist than anti-Semitic.

Thank you! All I’ve ever got before was abuse for asking the question. But that was on a different website.

Have always wondered whether the six businessmen are meant to be recognisable individual plutocrats, or just caricatures of a certain … type? Never found out the answer.

If I was running a criminal gang to transport immigrants across the channel in small boats, one of the very first things I would do would be confiscate any jewellery or other portable wealth they were carrying.

Property developers, famously, are the only source of new building.