Erik “ICE delenda est” Michaelsen
@eriknmichaelsen.bsky.social
Oregon Duck ‘96. Syracuse University College of Law Orangeman ‘00. Friendly neighborhood California bankruptcy lawyer. Twin and dog dad.
A sequence of Black Friday events.
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
A sequence of Black Friday events.
Cranberry French 75. I made the cranberry cinnamon simply syrup. It is delicious
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Cranberry French 75. I made the cranberry cinnamon simply syrup. It is delicious
Nothing says: “Happy Holidays” like drinking Santa‘s Butt.
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Nothing says: “Happy Holidays” like drinking Santa‘s Butt.
Now I’m just getting drunk on champagne
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Now I’m just getting drunk on champagne
I made cranberry simple syrup for my annual Thanksgiving holiday cocktail. I made a cranberry French 75, and OH MY LORD where has this been all my life?
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I made cranberry simple syrup for my annual Thanksgiving holiday cocktail. I made a cranberry French 75, and OH MY LORD where has this been all my life?
Thanksgiving Eve Happy Hour.
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Thanksgiving Eve Happy Hour.
Happy belated fucking birthday, homie! I did this to myself.
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Happy belated fucking birthday, homie! I did this to myself.
SEXT (me, when i realize that i will be working tomorrow and the entire weekend, and have to put up Christmas decorations)
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
SEXT (me, when i realize that i will be working tomorrow and the entire weekend, and have to put up Christmas decorations)
Everything about this hurt.
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Everything about this hurt.
I’ve switched from law to the ways of my people
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I’ve switched from law to the ways of my people
OH MY GOD WHAT A COZY AND WINTERY AUTUMN DAY GODDAMMIT PULL MY EYES OUT FUCKiNG KAFKAESQUE NIGHTMARE
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
OH MY GOD WHAT A COZY AND WINTERY AUTUMN DAY GODDAMMIT PULL MY EYES OUT FUCKiNG KAFKAESQUE NIGHTMARE
My little snoring bugs. They would like the rest of the family to be home.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
My little snoring bugs. They would like the rest of the family to be home.
GO DUCKS
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
GO DUCKS
My morning so far
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My morning so far
The theme of this week
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The theme of this week
JESUS CHRIST how can I be this goddamn handsome and live
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
JESUS CHRIST how can I be this goddamn handsome and live
The outline for: “Muninn”, Norse for: “memory” to match “Huginn”, or: “thought”.
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 AM
The outline for: “Muninn”, Norse for: “memory” to match “Huginn”, or: “thought”.
Yes, I’m an Oxford-educated, licensed California attorney, and, yes, I am wearing a Golden Girls t-shirt that reads: “Thug Life” while at the office.
November 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Yes, I’m an Oxford-educated, licensed California attorney, and, yes, I am wearing a Golden Girls t-shirt that reads: “Thug Life” while at the office.
“Surely don’t stay long, I’m missing you now/it’s like I told you I’m over you somehow/before I close the door, I need to hear you say goodbye/baby, won’t you change your mind?”
November 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
“Surely don’t stay long, I’m missing you now/it’s like I told you I’m over you somehow/before I close the door, I need to hear you say goodbye/baby, won’t you change your mind?”
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November
October 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November
HOLY SHIT GUYS I FOUND MY COSTUME
October 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
HOLY SHIT GUYS I FOUND MY COSTUME
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Sex so bad, you are crowned “King of Corn” for no apparent reason.
October 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Sex so bad, you are crowned “King of Corn” for no apparent reason.
