Damn Norwegian. Otherwise this may have been palatable

Yesavage is still 3 years away from being able to grow one

*and

I originally thought Gausman was the perfect comp for Cease in the couple years leading up to free agency (3.30/3.31 FIPs in 354/357 innings) but Ray is the slightly better comp overall, and I find it funny that those were the guys who the Jays essentially made the choice between four years ago.

Holy shit! The Jays signed Cease while I was making this dumb meme!

I’m not sure how many years in a row this trade off would be considered worth it, but I’d like to think we can get into the 30s and still consider it a net positive.

There’s a reason most people only eat them 3-4 times a year or less.

It’s not meant to be funny, it’s meant to be amore

Even during Black Friday week?!

Prequel trilogy is great if you also include what the Clone Wars series adds to it while removing a lot of the Attack of the Clones.

Just pay ML to do it

Clearly it’s a counter weight.

I originally thought Gausman was the perfect comp for Cease in the couple years leading up to free agency (3.30/3.31 FIPs in 354/357 innings) but Ray is the slightly better comp overall, and I find it funny that those were the guys who the Jays essentially made the choice between four years ago.

I think I’m going to eat some chicken non-tenders today in observance.

157 innings as a reliever is insane.

For context, if Varland was used for an entire season like he was in the playoffs, that’s just over 145.2 innings

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