Philip K. Schtick
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Philip K. Schtick
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Inside us there are two Ringos trying to write a song. One about an octopus. The other about a garden. Make them kiss.
Apologies, I forgot the alt-text.

It’s a picture of the most dry, unseasoned, un-breadcrumbed aluminum tray of macaroni and lack of cheese. In the corner it says “time to feast” in equally plain white font.
November 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
In banking there is not wrong, just hedging bets and paying fines.
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
What’s that bathroom door doing on a barn?
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The Verrazzano. Don’t even add “bridge”. Anyone who adds “narrows” is a Cuomo.
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It’s increasing harder to pull yourself up when they’ve tariffed bootstraps
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
To be fair, what you’re describing sounds like a Netflix original series that won’t last 3 seasons.
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Headline-grabbing*
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Sounds a Farrelly Brothers movie and a Coen Brothers movie.
November 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Dude has a musical note as his pfp, I wonder if he’d extend his halfbaked criticism to live and recorded music.
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“There’s a segment of culture I’m not interested in, therefore the the fandom and money surrounding that segment is wasted.”
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hoping Mission of Burma reunites so I can feel underage again.
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM