Eric Dodge
@ericdodge.bsky.social
Thus far, I'm not loving how the Willennium is going.
Watching people without dementia try to do the Trump stream-of-consciousness bullshit is incredibly painful. I'm just embarrassed for him.
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Watching people without dementia try to do the Trump stream-of-consciousness bullshit is incredibly painful. I'm just embarrassed for him.
He should stop leading with "I don't have the best knees" as his pick-up line.
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
He should stop leading with "I don't have the best knees" as his pick-up line.
I get it. We're living through such a chaotic apocalypse though that it's nice to turn on the TV and watch a slow burn apocalypse instead.
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I get it. We're living through such a chaotic apocalypse though that it's nice to turn on the TV and watch a slow burn apocalypse instead.
Looks like another team needs to retire his jersey number already. What an inspiration.
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Looks like another team needs to retire his jersey number already. What an inspiration.
Oh I know her. She's the one who posted the John Oliver "parody" and got bullied so badly that she had to delete it. That was a really fun day.
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Oh I know her. She's the one who posted the John Oliver "parody" and got bullied so badly that she had to delete it. That was a really fun day.
We don't need to, but it's incredibly funny and I would like more moments of joy in my life.
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
We don't need to, but it's incredibly funny and I would like more moments of joy in my life.
Shades of this Homer Simpson quote, just without any punctuation:
"Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouth, and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?"
"Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouth, and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?"
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Shades of this Homer Simpson quote, just without any punctuation:
"Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouth, and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?"
"Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouth, and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?"
You can be in the swamp without becoming literal Swamp Thing. Although based on the excerpts, I'm taking Swamp Thing's diction over Nuzzi's.
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
You can be in the swamp without becoming literal Swamp Thing. Although based on the excerpts, I'm taking Swamp Thing's diction over Nuzzi's.
Wouldn't be a Bears game if they comfortably won.
November 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Wouldn't be a Bears game if they comfortably won.
Remember when Republicans were super kind and understanding in the last election and helped bring people into the fold? Yeah me neither.
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Remember when Republicans were super kind and understanding in the last election and helped bring people into the fold? Yeah me neither.
Do you guys even bother to check who's on the payroll for things before you publish these? Or are you fine with bad faith op eds across the board? I know the answer, but I need to ask anyway.
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Do you guys even bother to check who's on the payroll for things before you publish these? Or are you fine with bad faith op eds across the board? I know the answer, but I need to ask anyway.
Republicans control literally every part of the federal government and they still bitch about the deep state too. It is impossible for them not to be victimized snowflakes at all times.
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Republicans control literally every part of the federal government and they still bitch about the deep state too. It is impossible for them not to be victimized snowflakes at all times.
Bills announce Josh Allen will still be starting QB despite loss to the Dolphins.
November 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Bills announce Josh Allen will still be starting QB despite loss to the Dolphins.
A winnable game at Minnesota and the Lions at the Eagles? Baby we may have a stew goin.
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
A winnable game at Minnesota and the Lions at the Eagles? Baby we may have a stew goin.
Ah! Well, next time surely Lucy will let them kick the football. The important thing is not to be mad at them for being cowards.
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Ah! Well, next time surely Lucy will let them kick the football. The important thing is not to be mad at them for being cowards.
Please, I don't need any further reasons to hate the Lions.
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Please, I don't need any further reasons to hate the Lions.
"I'm not antisemitic, but I'll threaten the holocaust for Jews I don't like." That doesn't sound much better, does it?
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
"I'm not antisemitic, but I'll threaten the holocaust for Jews I don't like." That doesn't sound much better, does it?
For a cheap depth piece, it's hard to complain.
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
For a cheap depth piece, it's hard to complain.
You know it's coming too. No shade to Daniel Jones who's been playing great, but... are we really going all-in on him?
November 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You know it's coming too. No shade to Daniel Jones who's been playing great, but... are we really going all-in on him?
Yeah I doubt getting Theisman-ed on the elbow has a quick turnaround.
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Yeah I doubt getting Theisman-ed on the elbow has a quick turnaround.
Lots of parents at our house taking candy too. Much more than usual.
November 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Lots of parents at our house taking candy too. Much more than usual.
Radiating "3rd grade science project" energy and I think it's exactly the vibe we need right now.
October 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Radiating "3rd grade science project" energy and I think it's exactly the vibe we need right now.