That Jarry is just so funny!

The pelican is eyeballing you to see if you’re concealing any delicious peregrine chicks.

Thought I’d kissed the pics - cutouts from department store ads.
But I hadn’t
They thought I’d lied.
But I hadn’t.
If anyone was the liar that day, it was the teacher who set me up & lied to the entire class.
Polygraphs are easily manipulated & shitty tools.

then goes in for the kill.
“Did you open the glove box?
Me: Y
T: “Did you remove envelope?”
Me: Y
T: “Did you kiss the pictures?”
Me: No!
It was then that I realized I was the patsy, the unsuspecting target.
I took a deep breath & triggered the lie detector.
The class erupted in laughter.
They

any of the clipped out pics.
Teacher meanwhile explained to class that I was the target & that I would lie about kissing the pics.
I return to class and sit while teacher runs uneventful polygraphs on the control subjects.
Saving me for last.
My turn at last.
Teacher asks me control questions

In 1975 I was given a polygraph test. High school psychology class.
Teacher sent several students out on “missions”.
Mine was to go to his car, open the glovebox, remove an envelope & kiss the pictures of attractive women. I looked at 1/2 the pics and put it right back in glovebox - not kissing

The B stands for
Blowyer

Go here instead, run by Boston children's hospital

vaccinefinder.org

Oh! It’s being updated alright!
By JFKjr’s brainworm.

If Diana were still alive, she would’ve.

is there’d be no one meat eater that could possibly chomp into it’s head.
The protective collar on these triceratops species would fossilize right along with the bone, so while it wasn’t bone, it was v tough.
A pair of shoes with a triceratops collar sole would last a lifetime or two.

The Natural History Museum of Utah displays a wall of at least two dozen different species triceratops skulls. Each one more massive than the next. I realized that the daily food necessary to maintain such would be near to what a dozen rhinos would eat each day.
The advantage of such a massive skull

There was a time
On Twitter
When people would put into their bio just how much they loved bacon.
I’d block them bc they’re all Islamophobes.
Now - if one is still on TwiX, then the bacon ref is no longer necessary.

Good analogy!
And not just the living room but 1/3 of the house & the best parts.

We had bunnies that went for the cords. Cords are irresistible & it’s why I’ll never allow bunnies again.
We put ours out in the back yard and then they went kind of feral. Feral = no longer a pet.

What does the virus gain from this? Why can’t it coexist in a body without the pain & suffering?
Btw- I’m v good about not spreading bugs. So F you cold virus!