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professor, her kind of woman doesn’t belong on any committee
“literary agent in made-for-tv christmas movie” is my dream job
December 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
i don’t know what i expected dot gif
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
we’re watching an episode of judge mathis where this lady claims to have been fired from her job for going goth, and mathis gets the boss to admit he had a “small goth phase” in high school but he’s like “i only dyed my hair black…” and mathis is like “IS THAT OR IS IT NOT PART OF THE GOTHIC LOOK”
November 30, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The Dunkin Wanter
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
i'm crying laughing at this reddit comment on a thread asking for the worst restaurants in kansas city (don't ask). they didn't put turkey on it
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
william beckett i’m afraid you’re still a star
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
she was writing fanfiction i’m in tears
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 AM
fucking king over here… sorry for the bad camera work I’m Drunk………
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
probably not these ones though
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Sublime. No notes.
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
people usually point to the french fry sandwich as the premier pittsburgh slop but that is actually fine and i would nominate the far more gruesome chipped chopped ham
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
hacking away at that metaphor too my man
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
sure whatever
November 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Thank you Walt
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
just a romantic breakfast with the love of my life
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
the part of this article where the lady gets scared of discord servers is everything to me
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Wow.
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 AM
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
i am addicted to buying items for the home that are only funny to me. why is jesus on an ad for a tailor that is also a thermometer
November 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
gio is always giving me shit for how much i love the ice cream cone pokemon but joke’s on you im having a pot of tea with my damn ice cream cone and he’s loving it
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 AM
gio just told her her cat food is free now
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Huge crowd pop for this slide at the hell gate party
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
IM SO GRATEFUL TO LIVE IN THE CITY I LOVE WITH PEOPLE I LOVE WHO ARE REMAKING THE WORLD
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
We literally did it Joe
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM