Eddie Presley
@epresley.bsky.social
https://shorturl.at/2SoOb (Amazon link)
Writer of Dark Fantasy, Gamer, Geek, Music, Art, Disney, Foodie, Often Inappropriate, Witchy, and Coming Of Age. He / Him, 🌈 LGBTQ+ 🏳️🌈
Writer of Dark Fantasy, Gamer, Geek, Music, Art, Disney, Foodie, Often Inappropriate, Witchy, and Coming Of Age. He / Him, 🌈 LGBTQ+ 🏳️🌈
And I believed in Father Christmas. I looked to the sky with excited eyes. That I woke with a yawn in the first light of dawn, and I saw him and through his disguise.
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
And I believed in Father Christmas. I looked to the sky with excited eyes. That I woke with a yawn in the first light of dawn, and I saw him and through his disguise.
"But what if they don't deserve that money?"
is only ever a question asked of poor people.
is only ever a question asked of poor people.
December 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"But what if they don't deserve that money?"
is only ever a question asked of poor people.
is only ever a question asked of poor people.
I may be a monster, but I still want my mom to love me when she sees the 'real' me. When she sees me and cries, I will wrap my wings around her and hold her close until it doesn't hurt anymore.
December 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I may be a monster, but I still want my mom to love me when she sees the 'real' me. When she sees me and cries, I will wrap my wings around her and hold her close until it doesn't hurt anymore.
Some Top 2025 Album listens in no particular order:
AlphaWhores - You Can Come Out of the Water Now
The Avett Brothers & Mike Patton - AVTT/PTTN
Blut Aus Nord - Ethereal Horizons
Bone Church - Deliverance
Ride into the Sun - Brad Mehldau
Dan's Boogie - Destroyer
Foxy Shazam - Box of Magic
(1/2)
AlphaWhores - You Can Come Out of the Water Now
The Avett Brothers & Mike Patton - AVTT/PTTN
Blut Aus Nord - Ethereal Horizons
Bone Church - Deliverance
Ride into the Sun - Brad Mehldau
Dan's Boogie - Destroyer
Foxy Shazam - Box of Magic
(1/2)
December 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Some Top 2025 Album listens in no particular order:
AlphaWhores - You Can Come Out of the Water Now
The Avett Brothers & Mike Patton - AVTT/PTTN
Blut Aus Nord - Ethereal Horizons
Bone Church - Deliverance
Ride into the Sun - Brad Mehldau
Dan's Boogie - Destroyer
Foxy Shazam - Box of Magic
(1/2)
AlphaWhores - You Can Come Out of the Water Now
The Avett Brothers & Mike Patton - AVTT/PTTN
Blut Aus Nord - Ethereal Horizons
Bone Church - Deliverance
Ride into the Sun - Brad Mehldau
Dan's Boogie - Destroyer
Foxy Shazam - Box of Magic
(1/2)
The collective form of hobbits is picnic - A Picnic of Hobbits.
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The collective form of hobbits is picnic - A Picnic of Hobbits.
The crew of enchanters, covered in ash and grime, stinking of hot chilies and rare mushrooms, climbed out of the sewer grate having toiled the night away maintaining the perpetual flames that run the Proper's turbines and generate electricity.
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The crew of enchanters, covered in ash and grime, stinking of hot chilies and rare mushrooms, climbed out of the sewer grate having toiled the night away maintaining the perpetual flames that run the Proper's turbines and generate electricity.
You were hot until I found out you voted for Trump, just for lower taxes.
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You were hot until I found out you voted for Trump, just for lower taxes.
Listen to this embarrassing predicament of words if you can! Prolonged. Shoe. Megaphone. Grunties. Wankle Rotary Engine. Tits. Winkle. Vibrophone.
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Listen to this embarrassing predicament of words if you can! Prolonged. Shoe. Megaphone. Grunties. Wankle Rotary Engine. Tits. Winkle. Vibrophone.
That moment when you sketch out a brand new horror sci-fi style book project from the basic research that an online idea prompted you to search for. The tropes here are thick - pruning will take a while. #booksky #writersky #writing
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
That moment when you sketch out a brand new horror sci-fi style book project from the basic research that an online idea prompted you to search for. The tropes here are thick - pruning will take a while. #booksky #writersky #writing
Today, I like people how I like my tea - in a bag - under boiling water - tomorrow I might like them just normal...
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Today, I like people how I like my tea - in a bag - under boiling water - tomorrow I might like them just normal...
It's a lukewarm take, but I personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyway. I also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber.
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It's a lukewarm take, but I personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyway. I also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Pretenders II - honorable mentions to Squeeze, the dB's, The Sound, X, Gang of Four, Echo and the Bunny Men, BOC, Grace Jones, The Go-Go's, Rush, and Japan.
Pretenders II - honorable mentions to Squeeze, the dB's, The Sound, X, Gang of Four, Echo and the Bunny Men, BOC, Grace Jones, The Go-Go's, Rush, and Japan.
November 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Pretenders II - honorable mentions to Squeeze, the dB's, The Sound, X, Gang of Four, Echo and the Bunny Men, BOC, Grace Jones, The Go-Go's, Rush, and Japan.
Pretenders II - honorable mentions to Squeeze, the dB's, The Sound, X, Gang of Four, Echo and the Bunny Men, BOC, Grace Jones, The Go-Go's, Rush, and Japan.
is your whole backpack full of lettuce?
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
is your whole backpack full of lettuce?
The classic artwork of John Buscema with inks by Alfredo Alcalá, 1976 - Savage Sword of Conan #16 - Pg.16. I looked forward to that every month as it came out. I collected all the Omnibus's up to the end of Roy Thomas's run. #Conan #Marvel #SavageSword
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The classic artwork of John Buscema with inks by Alfredo Alcalá, 1976 - Savage Sword of Conan #16 - Pg.16. I looked forward to that every month as it came out. I collected all the Omnibus's up to the end of Roy Thomas's run. #Conan #Marvel #SavageSword
I was never Jem and the Holograms, I was the Buggaloos... but I didn't like them much either.
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I was never Jem and the Holograms, I was the Buggaloos... but I didn't like them much either.
I do feel better after my prostate and bladder knife fight, and it gets a little better day by day, but there are still a few days where I feel like my lower belly is unravelling and my circulation is mere suggestion, but I move forward. Treats would be nice... just sayin'...
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I do feel better after my prostate and bladder knife fight, and it gets a little better day by day, but there are still a few days where I feel like my lower belly is unravelling and my circulation is mere suggestion, but I move forward. Treats would be nice... just sayin'...
I feel lousy today, but the car is serviced and groceries are bought. Push through when you have to; rest when you can.
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I feel lousy today, but the car is serviced and groceries are bought. Push through when you have to; rest when you can.
Mr. Zurkon is bored.
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Mr. Zurkon is bored.