m y overtime moneys.....

thank fuck i got a fat paycheck this month because yep. my old watch is dead (well, its screen, but you know)

good thing i'm not going on call soon, because this stupid piece of tech is actually a life-saver (or, well, prod uptime saver), since i can forget my phone easily, but the watch is always on my hand
(again, it's the curse, alright)

so i blame the curse. this all is because of the curse.

i *could've* went on a rant about how modern gadgets are flimsy as hell but let's be honest here. at least five really bad collisions with various surfaces during these three and a half years, because my stupid self has terrible spatial awareness.

things i can cook:
pasta
rice (occasionally. if i'm lucky)
bean salad
somewhat decent cinnamon rolls
cup noodles

things i cannot cook at all and every my attempt is doomed from the very start and i have no idea why am i even trying:
pretty much everything else

in other words, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

i actually hate third-party incidents. they're stupid and they suck and i hate just sitting there not having like actual means to fix the root cause. let me innnnn i wanna know where and how exactly you fucked up lmao

that whole email thread is hilarious. nobody fucking reads anything written before. it branched twice and im only included into one of these branches. the main guy on the other side cant spell our guy's name despite it's right there in his signature and his actual motherfucking email address

work is shit again 👍

let ME be booboo the fool. this is my hole. it was made for me. what the actual fuck.

months? broo YEARS
some ppl are just built different i guess