Emmett
@emmettito.bsky.social
• Full-time software engineer
• Part-time clown 🤡
• Part-time clown 🤡
Officially gave up on Hinge and am back to Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Officially gave up on Hinge and am back to Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp
I thought I looked cute last night 🤷♂️
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I thought I looked cute last night 🤷♂️
My internal dialogue needs to shut the hell up 🤡
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
My internal dialogue needs to shut the hell up 🤡
This shit always cracks me up
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This shit always cracks me up
These checks better cover my cancer treatment bills
October 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
These checks better cover my cancer treatment bills
I just got this ad on TIKTOK. This feels like a recession indicator if they’re stooping to these levels…
October 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I just got this ad on TIKTOK. This feels like a recession indicator if they’re stooping to these levels…
Straighten? No, I don’t think I will.
October 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Straighten? No, I don’t think I will.
I have a confession… I haven’t played the newest Pokémon for more than 15 minutes. I’ve been too busy playing Katamari 😅
October 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I have a confession… I haven’t played the newest Pokémon for more than 15 minutes. I’ve been too busy playing Katamari 😅
This is the Pokémon game everyone is playing, right?
October 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
This is the Pokémon game everyone is playing, right?
The new iPhone is kinda cute idgaf
October 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The new iPhone is kinda cute idgaf
I think my mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me 🤭
October 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I think my mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me 🤭
I always celebrate Fall in August when Starbucks and friends come out with their fall drinks because Fall as of today, October 4th, is now over in Utah.
October 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I always celebrate Fall in August when Starbucks and friends come out with their fall drinks because Fall as of today, October 4th, is now over in Utah.
I can’t wait to see him in SNL tonight 😊
October 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I can’t wait to see him in SNL tonight 😊
Everyone’s fighting over her, but no one’s even talking about him 😔
October 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Everyone’s fighting over her, but no one’s even talking about him 😔
Reposting an oldie for Jocktober, back when my ass was a lot 🍑-ier
October 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Reposting an oldie for Jocktober, back when my ass was a lot 🍑-ier
TIL that my personal data is only worth $24.08
September 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
TIL that my personal data is only worth $24.08
Grateful 💙 The sun, coffee, my health,
my family, NEW Mariah Carey songs, music, humans!!!
my family, NEW Mariah Carey songs, music, humans!!!
September 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Grateful 💙 The sun, coffee, my health,
my family, NEW Mariah Carey songs, music, humans!!!
my family, NEW Mariah Carey songs, music, humans!!!
The Willy Wonka one 😭
September 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The Willy Wonka one 😭
This but in LEGO form?
September 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This but in LEGO form?
Jk I’ll write it down in the Journal app
September 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Jk I’ll write it down in the Journal app
Doing laundry at 11PM? More likely than you’d think.
September 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Doing laundry at 11PM? More likely than you’d think.