Emmett Furrow
@emmettfurrow.bsky.social
Actor-Recovering Comedian-Proud Advocate for CCD Smiles
A mutant trying to make a difference in the world.
A mutant trying to make a difference in the world.
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
Host at restaurant, noting the book I'm carrying to the table:
Oh, that looks interesting. Is it fiction?
Me: I hope so, it's called "Dracula vs. Hitler".
Oh, that looks interesting. Is it fiction?
Me: I hope so, it's called "Dracula vs. Hitler".
December 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Host at restaurant, noting the book I'm carrying to the table:
Oh, that looks interesting. Is it fiction?
Me: I hope so, it's called "Dracula vs. Hitler".
Oh, that looks interesting. Is it fiction?
Me: I hope so, it's called "Dracula vs. Hitler".
(Bruce Lee editions)
Enter the Year of the Dragon
Death of a Chinese Bookie Connection
The Game of Death Game
F.I.S.T. of Fury
Enter the Year of the Dragon
Death of a Chinese Bookie Connection
The Game of Death Game
F.I.S.T. of Fury
Insert a movie into another movie:
Die Home Alone Hard
Die Home Alone Hard
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 AM
(Bruce Lee editions)
Enter the Year of the Dragon
Death of a Chinese Bookie Connection
The Game of Death Game
F.I.S.T. of Fury
Enter the Year of the Dragon
Death of a Chinese Bookie Connection
The Game of Death Game
F.I.S.T. of Fury
Just to be clear:
No one is going to ask him about the mathematical impossibility of reducing drug prices more than 100%?
He keeps saying it and it's right there for the taking.
Somebody please call him out, it hurts to see this much stupidity.
No one is going to ask him about the mathematical impossibility of reducing drug prices more than 100%?
He keeps saying it and it's right there for the taking.
Somebody please call him out, it hurts to see this much stupidity.
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Just to be clear:
No one is going to ask him about the mathematical impossibility of reducing drug prices more than 100%?
He keeps saying it and it's right there for the taking.
Somebody please call him out, it hurts to see this much stupidity.
No one is going to ask him about the mathematical impossibility of reducing drug prices more than 100%?
He keeps saying it and it's right there for the taking.
Somebody please call him out, it hurts to see this much stupidity.
"I'm sorry, but I do not feel the need to form an opinion about that.", has saved me SO many times.
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
"I'm sorry, but I do not feel the need to form an opinion about that.", has saved me SO many times.
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I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
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It’s here. It’s not the future.
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 AM
It’s here. It’s not the future.
Apparently it's not a great idea to ask for spoilers for the Stranger Things finale.
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Apparently it's not a great idea to ask for spoilers for the Stranger Things finale.
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Wallace & Gromit x Barbour | Christmas Advert 2025
YouTube video by Wallace & Gromit
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
And when the smart cowards and the dumb bullies teamed up...
October 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
And when the smart cowards and the dumb bullies teamed up...
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fb memory from one a year ago. 🥹
October 30, 2025 at 11:20 AM
fb memory from one a year ago. 🥹
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Ballroom Grift
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh
Sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh
Sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh
- sigh-ku
Sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh
Sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh
- sigh-ku
October 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh
Sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh
Sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh
- sigh-ku
Sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh
Sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh
- sigh-ku
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When this is over, no matter the effort and no matter the cost, we tear down Trump's ballroom and restore the White House to the way it was.
And then we take a wrecking ball to Mar-a-Lago.
And then we take a wrecking ball to Mar-a-Lago.
October 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
When this is over, no matter the effort and no matter the cost, we tear down Trump's ballroom and restore the White House to the way it was.
And then we take a wrecking ball to Mar-a-Lago.
And then we take a wrecking ball to Mar-a-Lago.
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My 14-year-old self would never have guessed that, in 50 years' time, all the world's music would be available at the click of a button, you'd navigate the globe by carrying a tiny computer around in your pocket, and the US President would post a video of himself shitting over American citizens.
October 19, 2025 at 9:34 AM
My 14-year-old self would never have guessed that, in 50 years' time, all the world's music would be available at the click of a button, you'd navigate the globe by carrying a tiny computer around in your pocket, and the US President would post a video of himself shitting over American citizens.
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Please remember that the disgust people have over Christopher Columbus is not based on some modern, 21st century “woke” ideology, but rather on contemporaneous accounts of atrocities that make many modern genocides appear quaint in comparison.
Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.
Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.
October 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Please remember that the disgust people have over Christopher Columbus is not based on some modern, 21st century “woke” ideology, but rather on contemporaneous accounts of atrocities that make many modern genocides appear quaint in comparison.
Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.
Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.
I think I've figured out Trump's math on prescriptions.
He hears that a drug is charging a 3000% markup, and he thinks that if he can get the final cost cut in half, it means he made it 1500% cheaper.
Not 50%, like we all know is the way it actually works.
Math is hard.
He hears that a drug is charging a 3000% markup, and he thinks that if he can get the final cost cut in half, it means he made it 1500% cheaper.
Not 50%, like we all know is the way it actually works.
Math is hard.
October 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I think I've figured out Trump's math on prescriptions.
He hears that a drug is charging a 3000% markup, and he thinks that if he can get the final cost cut in half, it means he made it 1500% cheaper.
Not 50%, like we all know is the way it actually works.
Math is hard.
He hears that a drug is charging a 3000% markup, and he thinks that if he can get the final cost cut in half, it means he made it 1500% cheaper.
Not 50%, like we all know is the way it actually works.
Math is hard.
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real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism
October 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism
AMC demonstrates perfect programming strategy by giving us a Three Stooges palate cleanser between an Aetna infomercial and a 9:15 a.m.(?) showing of The Exorcist.
October 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
AMC demonstrates perfect programming strategy by giving us a Three Stooges palate cleanser between an Aetna infomercial and a 9:15 a.m.(?) showing of The Exorcist.
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Rugs insult one another by saying, "You lie like a Mike Johnson."
October 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Rugs insult one another by saying, "You lie like a Mike Johnson."
If you see this QRT with a gif of your first anime.
Early 60s (and now I'm mid-60s....) We liked wearing corduroys because they made the same squeak-squeak sound as Astro Boy when we were walking.
Early 60s (and now I'm mid-60s....) We liked wearing corduroys because they made the same squeak-squeak sound as Astro Boy when we were walking.
October 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
If you see this QRT with a gif of your first anime.
Early 60s (and now I'm mid-60s....) We liked wearing corduroys because they made the same squeak-squeak sound as Astro Boy when we were walking.
Early 60s (and now I'm mid-60s....) We liked wearing corduroys because they made the same squeak-squeak sound as Astro Boy when we were walking.
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
Our tax dollars at work.
And a dining patio.
And a new ballroom, that turned out to be more important than the death of Charlie Kirk in his mind.
How is this real, how can his base keep ignoring the abject greed?
And a dining patio.
And a new ballroom, that turned out to be more important than the death of Charlie Kirk in his mind.
How is this real, how can his base keep ignoring the abject greed?
There has been TWO mass shootings today and this is what he’s thinking about…
September 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Our tax dollars at work.
And a dining patio.
And a new ballroom, that turned out to be more important than the death of Charlie Kirk in his mind.
How is this real, how can his base keep ignoring the abject greed?
And a dining patio.
And a new ballroom, that turned out to be more important than the death of Charlie Kirk in his mind.
How is this real, how can his base keep ignoring the abject greed?