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Emma B
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Fundamentally odd.

Some beats, lots of blips.

I go places and I take pictures.
Pinned
All of us strangers
🎶 Could this be..

The most terrible weather in the world? 🎶
December 1, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Behold my dove carrying a sprig of mistletoe..
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Not that anyone other than me cares, (which is surely the accepted way to use social media anyway) but after months of burpees on a step that has progressively got lower, today I did burpees from the floor. 53 and stubborn.

As you were.
a man in a white suit is dancing on a stage .
ALT: a man in a white suit is dancing on a stage .
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November 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.

Nils Frahm
John Grant
Benjamin Clementine
Craven Faults
Beastie Boys
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.

Madness
Lenny Kravitz
Public Enemy
De La Soul
Depeche Mode
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.

Pulp
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
American Music Club
Super Furry Animals
Chalk
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Today’s festive watch
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Morning
November 23, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Nothing says sophistication more than drinking a can of dandelion and burdock while luxuriating in the bath.
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
In a moment of unbridled spontaneity, I have ordered gravy to go with my fish and chips.
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Berlin trip planning.

My mind says Berghain. My body says Berghaus
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Going to Pilates. Someone better say ‘oh where’s your top from?’ So I can say - ‘oh this, yes it’s one of my designs. I made it myself’.

This will not happen but should start the day hopeful eh.
November 18, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Had to pop to the Aldi and now feel unexpectedly festive.
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
So I went on a screenprinting onto textiles workshop. Never tried screenprinting in my life. Two days in the workshop and my design came to life. I learned many lessons.

The design I came up with was from a photo I took of Hallgrimskirkja in Reykjavik.
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Yeah, why not, let’s try the heavier weights, says me to trainer this morning.

My arms now.
woody from toy story is sitting on a shelf looking at a book that says 1984
ALT: woody from toy story is sitting on a shelf looking at a book that says 1984
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November 14, 2025 at 8:50 AM
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I’m attempting to learn photoshop on the hoof, as I need to create an image for a screenprinting workshop.

I now have a headache and an image that will not work. Go me.
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Just ironed something for the first time in a long time.

Ironing is for losers.
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Describe your cats’ personalities with one photo
November 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
In true ‘ignoring the unseasonably warm weather’ style, having cassoulet for dinner.
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
New cast iron casserole dish arrived. Also, got a new dressing gown.

Being middle aged / old is great.
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I just asked ChatGPT to make me a weekly menu plan. So, yes, that’s the last ounce of joy leaving my life..
November 5, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Pumpkin spiced stout - like some kind of Halloween idiot.
October 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
When it comes to chunky boot season it’s go big or go home. I’m giving a poor man’s Claudia vibe.
October 31, 2025 at 9:01 AM
In the woods
October 30, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Obsessed 🍂
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Lunch stop - heavy on the caffeine, carbs, garlic and sugar.
October 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM