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Emily ⛄️nderson
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she/her • aroace • your friendly neighborhood crazy cat lady and mad scientist 🐈🧪

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It has just occurred to me that I haven’t seen a single Burger King since I moved to Cincinnati.

Which normally wouldn’t be a big deal except for THE NEW SPONGEBOB COLLAB WHICH IS EVERYTHING I WANTED THE WENDY’S ONE TO BE AND MORE!

HOLY FISHPASTE I NEED TO FIND A BURGER KING IN CINCINNATI
The Spongebob meal at Burger King, feature a hamburger with a yellow square bun, chicken nuggets themed to a treasure chest feat. Mr. Krabs on the front, a special dessert pie, a pineapple themed drink, and a Spongebob-themed crown. The meal is all wrapped up in a beautifully themed box shaped like Spongebob’s pineapple. I cannot stress enough that this puts the shitty 2024 Wendy’s collab to shame.
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Okay I know I already make this joke once this season but this one REALLY deserved the Yakety Sax treatment okay
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Animation fans watching WBD voraciously go up in flames when all we wanted was to see Coyote vs. Acme in theaters
A child, on the verge of tears, holding up a wooden cross with his left hand while holding up his free hand in a way that says “Get back!”
December 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Watching Harrison Buttface miss that field goal like
The “Yes ha ha ha YES” sicko meme, where said sicko is redrawn to look like a football fanatic
December 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Live Bengals reaction
December 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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No, Patrick. Fart smell comes from methane. Sulfur smells like rotten eggs.
A very tired Squidward trying to explain a basic concept to Patrick (not pictured)
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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*tired sigh* No, Patrick. Fart smell comes from methane. Sulfur smells like rotten eggs.
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I almost forgot that this cursed ass creature exists. No animal makes me more viscerally angry. Nothing about you looks real. You don’t even look photoshopped; you look like you were scribbled into existence on MS paint. You expect me to believe there’s a BIRD under that weird looking bug?
A bird of paradise with plumage fully extended
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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Interior design is my passion ✨
Half of a black curtain is haphazardly hung over a window using only two command strips. There is no curtain rod, and the curtains are too short for the window. Long story short, my blinds got stuck open and I had to hastily think of a solution at 1 AM. My excuse is that I’m still kinda new at this whole “living on my own” thing.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Here’s the view out of my apartment at 3 AM.

Yes, you read that right. 3 AM.

No, the camera didn’t brighten the sky. If anything, it’s actually a little darker in the picture than irl.

I have no idea why or how this is happening. I mean it’s pretty but at the same time please send help
A snow-covered apartment complex at 3 AM. The sky is curiously bright for this hour, appearing more like a faint pink than the usual pitch black (although the camera didn’t capture the color quite right, it looks hazier here than in real life).
December 2, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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This moment perfectly captures the vibe of ADHD intrusive thoughts
December 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Hear me out: popcorn edition (this shit is soooo good)
Strawberry and butter salt popcorn mix
November 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Oh it’s such a beautiful sight to see! 🥰

Plus it’s the perfect excuse to break out one of my favorite memes!
PANEL 1: A man (with the Bengals logo superimposed over him) is hunched over in front of a car, seemingly in pain. The captaion reads, “Call the ambulance!” PANEL 2: The man stands up suddenly and reveals that not only is he perfectly fine, but he is also holding a pistol. The caption reads, “But not for me!”
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Emily “I only get homesick for the food” Anderson
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Sus things I found in my grandparents’ house: volume 7
A Reader’s Digest CD titled “Mood Music for Pleasure”, featuring an intimate picture of an older couple on the cover. The back of the CD case, which lists all of the songs in the 4-disc collection. I’m obviously not going to list them all, but let me just summarize it as such: whatever your brain thought of when you heard the words “mood music for pleasure”…that’s exactly what’s on here. No, you were right the first time. No, there is no innocent explanation. Yes, it really is that blatant.
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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The front-facing Ravens logo isn’t real, it can’t hurt you

Front-facing Ravens logo:
A variant of the Baltimore Ravens logo in which the Raven is front-facing and staring directly at the viewer, as opposed to the typical side profile.
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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MY FUDGE!!
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Omg that’s awesome!!! Congratulations!
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Same, Meditite. Same.
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Take this L
L from Pokemon Legends Z-A
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Hang on I made it better
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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THE RESOURCE
The alien from Looney Tunes: the Day the Earth Blew Up bowing in front of a giant bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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KEVIN JONAS JUST RELEASED HIS FIRST SOLO SINGLE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
A mass-mailing text message from The Jonas Brothers that reads: “Changing is OUT NOW! My first solo single is finally here. This song means so much to me. Thank you for listening, supporting, and being part of this journey with me. -Kevin” A 2-panel meme from Gravity Falls. PANEL ONE: The three books are lined up in a row, with the most recognizable solo titles of each Jonas Brother (“Jealous” for Nick, “Cake By the Ocean” for Joe, and “Changing” for Kevin) superimposed on the cover of each one. The caption reads: “After all these years…” PANEL TWO: Grunkle Stan(or maybe his brother? Idk, I never watched the show) looks down at the three books in awe. The caption reads: “Finally, I have them all.”
November 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM