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emily68.bsky.social
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"...while going back on her word to pay me..."
That'd get me to resign whether she did the other stuff or not.
December 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
My 5 year old nephew was afraid I was going to serve him vegetarian pizza. I told him I’d serve plain cheese pizza & he brightened right up.

25 or 30 years later, I told him what I’d done and he thought it was a pretty smart thing to do.
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
In the 19th Century, this wasn’t weird at all.

And for some reason, Ann Frank shared the bedroom with the dentist (forgot his name) instead of her sister.

What’s considered normal sleeping arrangements change rapidly over time.
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My friend grew up in a family of 8 in a 3 bedroom house. He said when he started college & moved into the dorm, it was easy to tell who'd had his own room at home and who'd had to share with his brother.
November 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If that's what makes frats weird, then dorms are equally weird. And don't get me started on army barricks.
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
There's a really good bus connection going to Costco and I've taken it a time or two. But most of my Costco trips involve buying lots of stuff and I can't haul it all home on the bus. Hence the car.
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
In regular murder trials, you hardly ever see the defendant say he's not guilty because he meant to kill the guy.
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
LSU--If you're listening--I won't coach your football team for only $10,000,000. Think of all the money you'll save if you hire me instead of that other guy.
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Trump himself is leading the way by being in all three categories—a MAGA hat trick.
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Did any of these guy who thought we should get infected predict that then we’d only covid once? Anti-vaxxers make a big deal about how we have to keep getting boosters, but they don’t say if we have to keep being infected 2X per year.
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Broad Street Bullies?
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My HS English teacher saw “R & G are Dead” when it was pretty new. She didn’t like it at all because it made no sense. I saw it many years later & enjoyed it very much.
🤷🏻‍♀️
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Did they need a permit to do the demolition? If so, did they get one?
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The thought pops into his head—Ouch! Now I remember why I gave them away.
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Thank you.
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Trump?
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Certainly Stephen Miller hasn’t been able to assimilate a culture compatible with Western civilization.
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
And a happy Thanksgiving to you, too, Donald!
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Don't forget he keep threatening to annex Canada.
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I certainly wouldn’t want to be on any boat that Trump helped design.
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Here’s a head shot for you courtesy of a shrike.
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My big brag is that the 1st time I saw the Dead, it was in the local high school’s multipurpose room.
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Sounds great. At my house, it’s just hubby and me & I made baked salmon and roasted carrots and broccoli.
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM