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Matt Golden 🏳️‍🌈
@emgolden.bsky.social
Editor, writer, creative roustabout. Lover of horror. He/him. 🏳️‍🌈 Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind. SW-7327-6931-1118 https://linktr.ee/emgolden
Something I just learned is that Dolly for Sue was a Misfit Toy because she was clinically depressed after being abandoned by her owner.
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Holiday reminder!
December 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
🎶 Lips, belly, feathers, mascara
Fit check for her napalm era 🎶
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
December 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
One of the great American thinkers in this, the era of late-stage capitalism, everyone.

im so tired
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
December 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I was raised on the streets.

You don’t know what it’s like, constantly being told “Welcome to die!” when you’re just trying to get home from school, or eat a pizza.
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
November 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Fun thread!

Over 40? Drop a selfie. (43)
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Congratulations! Looks like you’re expecting… *checks display* a Mondrian Cyberman.
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread

Well, 43 is technically over 30.
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits…”

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Feeling unknown and you're all alone
Flesh and bone by the telephone
Lift up the receiver, I'll make you a believer
Take second best, put me to the test
Things on your chest you need to confess
I will deliver, you know I'm a forgiver

Reach out and touch faith
Reach out and touch faith
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
<Ron Howard voice> Everyone else knew it would end that way.
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The Data Sperm does not lie.
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
They’re turnin’ the frickin’ frogs gay and the frickin’ raccoons communist! Next they’ll come for the pangolins and make them Satanists!
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
🎶 Feverrrrrr dawwwgggg 🎶
November 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
By Jove, I may’ve cracked the case.
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
maybe on a scale from 1 - 100
November 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Be the dangerously diverse content you want to see in the world.
October 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
God, I’m so sorry. I had to do the same for my little guy of 17 years back in July. He was my soulmate and I’m still grieving. But as heartbreaking as it was, I’m grateful that death was a gift I could give him so he could stop hurting and rest, rather than it being something that tore us apart.
October 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
And given the context, there’s something so perfectly morally bankrupt about The Algorithm suggesting these articles as your next reads.
October 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Close enough!

Now, how long can he stay un-milkshake-ducked?
October 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM